I Love a Mamas boy on TLC is where we've started this podcast. This is from Season 2 episode 6 "Is she coming too?"

This gave Jenn, so much PTSD from being married, and gives Jay all of the reassurance that never getting married is the best way to be.

These are some of the reasons we just don't like people. In fact, people are the fucking worst.

Episode 1 I Love A Mamas Boy

Today we're covering The Single Life episode 7 "You give Love a Bad Name"
We visit Mama Deb and her 2nd date with Jay, We see what Stephanie is up to between farting in jars and meeting Fred the next bath buddy.
Big Ped.. I mean Big Ed and his 2nd date with Kaorey 
Jesse figuring out what Jeniffer's real relationship with Kuka was even though she keeps lying about it. 

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The Single Life Season 2

You Give Love a Bad Name

Darcy and Stacey are back in action. 4 big titties, 2 big asses, 2 "snatched" waists, 4 huge lips (8, most likely), and less than 1 full brain between them. All they want is to be loved, and also to control every aspect of their men's lives. That always works out extremely well, right? Get ready for a full season of these #BossBabes #Empowered #Goddesses #StrongIndependentWomen, as they live their lives of luxury, and grow their brand (thanks to Daddy's money). Bulgarian Georgi should have kept himself, and his lustrous hair far away from this attention seeking, validation needing black hole. But, screen time is good for the wallet, and those hair care products can't be cheap. Sit back, relax, and let us tear down this house of lies for you, YOU UNDERSTAND!?

Moving On and Bossing Up

Darcey & Stacey Season 2 Episode 1 Moving on and Bossing up.

Welcome to the first Episode of Fuck It Friday! This is where Jay and I talk about the random things that come to us and you get to hear how far off we go, onto a rant. 
Today is about accountability because lets face it I'm an angry half ginger.
and Haunted nether regions... you guessed that right HAUNTED BUTT HOLES!!! 

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THANKS!

Fuck It Friday Epi #1

We went all over the place this week. Mostly sex, not much butt stuff, and we ended up talking about Mickey Mouse. Follow us down this twisted yellow brick road, and we'll give you some brain candy. That was a funny movie. "Kids in the Hall", do you remember those guys? 90's Comedy Central was the shit! Short and sweet description this week, like a micro-penis with Fun Dip sprinkled on it. How's that for a Lik-a-Stix?

Fuck It Friday Epi 9 "Getting a Foot Job"

The phrase of the day is "oedipus complex"! Look, I'm not going to lie to you people, I enjoy a good step-sister-caught-in-the dryer video as much as the next person. Hot, big tittied step mom not getting her needs met? I'm in! But, this shit? Sick!! These moms aren't hot at all!! Shriveled up monster looking heifers, trying to slob their son's knobs. We'll make it funny for you guys, because we sure as fuck can't make these mutants sexy. Now, go call your Mom, and thank her for not trying to bat around your wiener, like a cat with a ball of yarn.

I Love a Mama's Boy Season 3 Epi 1 & 2 "He Belongs With Me" & "How Do You Feel About Tests"

Cocaine in the butthole. It's the breakfast of champions! I haven't gotten a lot of compliments from the opposite sex in my time, strange or otherwise. I can only imagine the crazy shit you ladies get from guys. "Hey girls, I'll bet your nips are pink and tough like your weenus. Can I touch any of the three with my mouth meat?" "Yo Ma, I hope you have a W-2 in those pants, 'cause I'm 'bout to tax that fine ass!" "Bitch, I'm going to lick every crease on your body like it was an envelope, and mail you overnight express to pound town." Some shit like that, I'm guessing. I know one thing for sure, Piggy would interrupt any and all attempts to get close. Can't even get a full episode recorded without her interjections, you hear it every week. Try sucking face with her close by. Good fucking luck! She's cute though, so she stays. Audi continues to exist, and judge. Always judging.

Fuck It Friday Episode 45 Sniffing Coke off a Hookers Ass

I don't know why old people can't just be old? You're fucking old. BE OLD! I'm well on my way, and I know there's no going back. These old heifers seem to have lost their minds though. Once you hit those fifties, it's time to hang up the high heels and night club dresses, put on a frilly apron, and go bake some goddamn cookies. Don't be out there with a frozen botox face looking constantly surprised, searching for young dick with an "old soul", hoping to get married for the third or fourth time. If Milf Manor doesn't snap you out of it, Darcey & Stacey sure as fuck will. Those harpies could have been married for 10 years already, if they had just dated in their age range instead of being obsessed with getting guys younger and hotter than themselves. Oh, and what a huge surprise, the younger hotter guys didn't have a ton of money. So, instead of feeling like some older guys trophy wife, and being lavished in luxury, the tables have turned. Now, they have to be sugar mommas, which they absolutely hate. Because even if a woman is a "boss babe", she still wants to be with a bigger boss than herself. Welcome to only being desirable if you have resources, you fucking relics. Enjoy working yourselves into early graves so you can be desired by the opposite sex. Yay equality, down with the patriarchy!

Fuck It Friday Episodee 50 Women of an Advanced Age

That's right! It's not just creepy loser dudes that jump on a plane to go pay for some strange. Old ladies have been in on that game for DECADES. "But, I've never heard of that happening?" Well, you fucking have now. If you doubt any of this shit, just go and Google "Gambia sex tourism" real quick. Yeah, did you see that!? But, the media only really reports on guys doing it. Plus, they're always painted with the shittiest creep/pervert brush possible. In the articles about Gambia, these old ladies are "fun loving", "finding themselves", or "being taken advantage of". Get the fuck outta here with all that bullshit! Report it even stevens, or don't report any of it. It's all good though. We all pay for it, one way or another. Guys pay a lot earlier in life, but you poor ladies really catch the full weight of that bill later in life. I mean, if a guy hits a $100 million lottery at 80 years old, he can have a harem of girls that look like Playboy playmates all over his old wrinkly balls until he kicks the bucket. If an 80 year old woman hits that same lottery, she might get one or two alright looking guys that are one missed paycheck away from being homeless, but that's about it. They won't give a single shit about her either. "Oh yeah, well those hot girls won't care about that 80 year old man either!!!" Trust me, he knows. He's also lived long enough to figure out that none of the other women he dated in his lifetime really gave a fuck about him either, but at least he's getting that action now. In the immortal words of Jerry Maguire,"SHOW ME THE PUSSY!!!!!". I think that's how it went, I haven't seen that movie since the 90's.

Fuck It Friday Episode 63 Sex Tourisim

You know what, go out there and date WHOEVER you want! Whoever your heart desires. Of course, I'm speaking to Leonardo DiCaprio when I say that. The rest of you can really only date who you CAN. Which means there are a shitload of single dudes out there. There's also an equal amount of angry, unsatisfied women that are holding out for rich, handsome, charismatic, celebrity level dick. Don't worry, the older you get, the better your chances are of finding the perfect man. His name is Jesus, and he'll be there when you die. You might just look right through him the first time you see him, because you probably wouldn't want to date his ass either. It's all good, he'll forgive you. It's kind of his WHOLE thing. The Earthbound gentlemen however, not quite as forgiving, or forgetful. Invest in cat food, and boxed wine people!

Fuck It Friday Episode 66 Leo and GO

Fix your fucking problems, people! If you aren't happy with yourself, you aren't going to be happy with anybody else either. Just because they're bumper sticker sayings, doesn't make them not true! I don't know how exactly to help everybody else with that. I think I got too old to really give a shit, and now I'm just relaxed all the time. So, you know, just try not to die I guess? Other than that, just don't be a dick, or a cunt, or an asshole. Avoid being any kind of sexual organ or orifice in MOST situations. That's just a good rule of thumb to live by.

Fuck It Friday Episode 71 Get Your Life Together

Have you ever noticed that people who can't seem to talk to one another are the ones who get together and want to try and say they have the perfect marriage? because I have, and thats when I see them on shows like Last Resort getting marriage counseling on national TV with a group of other nutter bars who have no business in the world being a couple. Because I'll say it once and I'll say it a million times IF YOU CAN'T OPENLY TALK TO THE PERSON WHO'S STICKING THEIR JUNK IN YOU, WHY LET THEM STICK THEIR JUNK IN YOU??? You'd think this would be common sense, BUTTT here we are!

Fuck It Friday Episode 76 Communicate or Masturbate

Guess who forgot to post the new episode on time? 
That's right it was Jenn and I'm sorry, BUT It took me a little longer this week to wrap my brain around Jay's friend Bob who apparently, had all the swagger of 10 bad boy, motorcycle riding, cigarette smoking, lead singer of a rock band, leather jacket wearing dudes. 
BOB HAD IT GOING ON! Or, if you're a realist like Jenn, he was bartering some nose candy for some mouth hugs and super average every day Bob was just that, average at best but a little trickster. 

Come along on our adventures!
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Fuck It Friday Episode 85 Got The Moves Like Bob

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is in distress! The worst part about it is, this was all completely avoidable. These motherfuckers were cranking out billion-dollar movies, and then just decided to poison the well. They already had the WHOLE audience, and their greed led them to try and go after that select few that were left. You know the ones. All those people that will never be happy, with anything, ever. Great idea!! Now, they can't even pull in $50 million at the box office for a full opening weekend. Starting with the first Avengers, they used to pull at least $50 million on that first Friday night. It's a bittersweet moment. On the plus side, they're finally getting what they deserve for nosediving the whole thing into the ground. On the negative, it has nosedived into the ground. But, if you fuck around, you find out! No exceptions. We'll always be Groot, though!!

Fuck It Friday Episode 87 The Fuck Happened???

There's always one of these heifers in the group. If you're sitting there thinking, "There's not one in MY friend group.", then it's you hoe!! Stop chickenhawking your friend's guys! Get your own goddamn dude, and when you do, stick with that ONE. TLC should have made another song called "Butterflies", as a sequel to "Waterfalls". Maybe then a lot of women out there would have learned to don't go chasing butterflies. Because, I think y'all get the butterflies in your stomach confused with ACTUAL love. You know when you're in a new relationship, and you get excited/nervous just because you know you're going to get to be around them? Butterflies. Have you ever been in a relationship with somebody for over 10 years, you know exactly how many times their knees are going to crack when they get up out of bed, how many times they're going to fart on their walk into the bathroom, the same way they eat any type of food, the sound they make when they chew, the entire story they're about to tell after only hearing the first two words out of their mouth, and what their lazily wiped butthole smells like while you're performing oral on them, because they no longer have butterflies either, and aren't making that extra effort to use wet-wipes anymore? That's love. When women finally discover what real love looks like, that's what we call cheating/divorce. Any questions? Never forget what happened to Left Eye. Crazy ass heifer!

Fuck It Friday Episode 88 Harlots in the Hangouts

Have you ever had someone ask you a question and it just leave your brain reeling? Yea well Jay likes to do that shit to me WAY too much, which is why we're bringing it to you to mull over, so my poor ADHD head can take a rest and think about more important things like, how the FUCK I'm going to avoid space travel when it happens?!?!?! or how to make the collar like Doug had in UP so I can figure out why Piggy loves Jay so much more than me, even though I rescued her! RUDE.

Fuck it Friday Episode 91 We're not going to take it.

How do you go from happy Christmas memories to paranormal stories? Just like this, bitches! Krampus should have been mentioned  here. I feel like that was a missed opportunity. You know, I'm really trying to concentrate on writing this, but our beloved mascot Piggy the Pitbull is ripping major ass, right next to me. It's not good, not even a little bit. It smells like chili macaroni, mixed with the taint musk of Satan. Talk about haunted buttholes! How's that for a call-back, all the way from episode one? It's like I actually know what I'm doing, or something. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!! If you leave cookies out for Santa, and one of them has a bite out of it in the morning, do you know what that means? It means your cookies fucking suck! The plate at my house, nothing but crumbs in the morning. I was filled with wonderment, and my Dad was filled with enough sugar to contribute to his diabetes. True story!

Fuck It Firday Episode 92 Christmas Spirits and Regular Spirits

Do you know the moment you fell in love with your person? like the exact moment you just "Knew" that was the person you wanted to spend the rest of your life making absolutely miserable? 
Yeah me either, but I know for SURE, 100% black and white, fact that Jay and I don't agree on this time line of events. Matter of fact we're in two totally different multiverses. SO gather-round kiddies let me tell you why Jays wrong this week!

Happy New Year to all!

Fuck It Friday Episode 93 What is love, Baby don't hurt me

Short, sweet, and to the point. A plague has befallen our house over the last week, and Jenn is in the thick of it. So, no long-winded expositions during this episode. Why do guys like sex so much? Because it feels great, it's awesome, and nature is almost impossible to beat. Why are social media heifers so fucking stupid? Because they're bombarded by literal yes men, that have no chance of ever being touched by these girls. Also, if you negatively comment about anything they do, it's considered bullying, which is a huge no-no these days. Then, tons of people will start to try and bully you, which is PERFECTLY OKAY for some fucking reason. Send the floods, Lord. Make it acid rain this time, just to up the stakes.

Fuck It Friday Episode 96 Cooties and the Plague

Have you seen the show "Love on the Spectrum" ? THIS IS THE BEST THING THEY HAVE PUT ON TV IN YEARS. 
Go watch it. See the absolute joy it is to be one of Gods favorites because these bunch of folks are absolute Innocence of the lord on Earth! and I don't care what you say I'll take no questions, I'll fight you, we will throw hands. 
Get a great dose of soul rejuvenation and go watch this group try to navigate the dating world, and find love.

Fuck It Friday Episode 97 Love on the Spectrum

Have you figured it out yet? It's a massive consperiocy, You have to pay your doctors a Subscription fee per year just to be able to see them when you need it, and pay another copay FOR WHAT?? to finance their new cars? I think the fuck not, they have a better chance of getting snuggles from a hooker! 
Who else do I need to give the ol' Rub & Tug to get my ADHD meds? 

Anyway I hope you enjoy the super aggravated ride this week!

Toodaloo

Fuck It Friday Episode 98 Turn your head and cough

We're back from our annual drunken Mardi Gras getaway! I know, we missed an episode last week, and we apologize to all 6 of our regular listeners. Today, we discuss women, their pets, and what you should be on the lookout for. "Do you want to go back to my place, and check out my parrot?" You need to exit the conversation with that woman as quickly as possible, and also try not to leave her with any information that could be used to track you down at a later date. Trust me! "I do horse competitons(It doesn't matter what kind)." Run for your fucking life! For further life saving tips, listen to the full podcast.

Fuck It Friday Episode 99 Pets and their meanings

WELCOME to our 100th EPISODE!!!! 
Glad you're here, take a seat and hold on tight kids because today Miss J is saving you hours of crying into your pillows and swearing off the male specimen for hours on end, knowing damn good and well you're going to call that tool box of a dude that calls you shit like "Bruh". 
or gives his boys more attention that he does you! 
Don't get Dickmatized ladies play the game the right way and find you a 100% for you a for real always makes you happy kind of thing, it comes in a box and either needs batteries or plugged in! 

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO US FOR SO LONG!! <3

Fuck It Friday Episode 100 RED FLAG 101

Have you ever entered into a contract where the terms were just not idea, it seems like you're taking all of the loss if this goes down the pooper? Well Thats what we think marriage is mostly... Well thats not  true, Jay thinks marriage is a massive hoax, BUT I don't totally disagree with him this week, just don't tell him or dear God we'll never hear the end.
You also get to hear Piggums the Pibble do some legit Doggo stuff by growling at the skunk on TV! PROUD MOM MOMENT!!!

Fuck It Friday Episode 101 Men are Dumb

Today, we discuss the Netflix documentary series "The Program". Not to be confused with the 90's college football movie that was actually enjoyable to watch "The Program". It's almost impressive how soft people have become. The things that pass for "trauma" now, would have been life lessons in Saturday morning cartoons during my youth. Accountability for actions has all but disappeared, and everything is blamed on other people "being mean". Translation- Everybody doesn't do everything I say, immediately after I say it. I have the perfect cure for this modern illness, though. It's called FUCK YOU. My program is absolutely free, and the best part is you don't even need to take the course from me. Life will eventually teach you this lesson, which is: when things really matter, and there are tasks that NEED to get done, people's little feelings don't matter. You either get the job finished, or you can get the fuck out. That sounds too harsh? Sounds like a Tuesday to me. Oh well, I guess I won't be saving you a seat at the apocalypse party.

Fuck It Friday Episode 102 Ivy Ridge

"Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?" 

The mind is a terrible waste to thing. I WAS Michael Knight for a good part of a day. I had K.I.T.T., the jacket, the jeans, the watch, and the hair was glorious. I almost got stuck there, and I still wonder if it could have been permanent. The brain is a powerful tool, that can be used for, or against you. Don't fall asleep at the controls, because you don't know how good your autopilot might be. Also, candy bars can get you killed in imaginary prison, so don't covet another man's Snickers. I don't care if you call the Three Musketeers for backup, I'm going to Take 5 outta that ass!

Fuck It Friday Episode 103 Daydreams About Night Things

Have you ever heard something, and it makes you run to the Google so you can see if it's true? 
I'm a big fan of history! You can't navigate the future, if you are ignorant of the past.
With that said I found some real doozies of historical facts.
so gather round, and listen to the stories of yester-year!

Fuck It Friday Episode 104 Random History Facts with ADHD

Where we're going, We don't need roads! Because I think the world is far to soft of a place that has made it to where people could never survive the days of old without current time modifications! I know I couldn't, give me Air Condition or give me death! I'll die on that hill too! most likley because as a woman inthe 1800's I'd be hung for a witch or beat to death for talking when I Shouldn't have been. 
even with all the riches in the world, would you go back to the 1800's? 

This is the question of the week!

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Fuck It Friday Episode 105 Which Way Are You Going

What do you do when you come across something online that you don't like or agree with? Do you 
A. keep on scrolling
b. immediately get offended
c. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS??
if your answer isn't A or C, You are what's wrong with this whole ass world. 
BUT feel free to leave all your butt hurt feels in the comments and we'll read them while we're eating our snacks and laughing at you!

Fuck It Friday Episode 106 People On The Internet

Welcome back to my channel!!!!
 If I never have to hear someone say that it will be too soon. 
The world of internet sensations has gotten vastly overrated, I think if someone doesn't give them a healthy dose of reality instead of Botox, and BBL fat injected. In the immortal words of REM "It's the end of the world as we know it."

Fuck It Friday Episode 107 Fuckin Influencers

Have you ever wondered, what the age limit to live alone, whats your moral compass telling you is too late to take care of yourself? What if you have zero dependents that are willing to help?
What if you have a million kids that try to help?!?!?! 

What if you're like Big Jay and you're just one stupid person away from the death shed disguised as a port-a-potty?!?!
Also  may be a good idea to just not use the toilet at our house.

On that note I'm going to go stock up on Werther's originals in hopes my Nephews and Neice's are still willing to talk to me when I'm old!

Fuck It Friday Episode 108 Golden Years or Golden Tears

Welcome, I’m Jenn, & my Co-host Jay. Creators of the #FuckItFriday episodes of People are the worst podcast. Our random thoughts of the week taking off with the ADD of a well trained seahorse. Shit gets WILD and quick!!
Please give us a listen, leave a review in your podcast player. Did you love it? Do you hate it? 
*WARNING* this podcast uses very explicit language, we don’t shy away from anything, there will be offensive subjects, wording, no part of this will be PC. We aren’t very filtered people, so we wanted to make sure y’all got the real us. 

The reason we’re like this is, we deal with people every single day, and well the name of the podcast gives it away, People are the WORST. 

Sit down, take a load off, and let us make you laugh for a while. We think we’re hilarious, you should to!

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