Dance track to the best 3rd millennium clubhouse in the multiverse.

Millennial Clubhouse

LeMix

You have to listen to this one. I think I’ve made a “banger”… I feel like it must have been accidental, because I’m 90% sure that this just sounds too good to be mine.

JL (just listen)

Alternate mix of “JL (just listen)” track, expertly remixed by a fully licensed Pharmacist who used to be a high school Chemistry teacher (full transparency, it wasn’t a school for bright kids. I’d even admittedly say that it was the kind of place where crayons are the only form of writing implement).

Jay-ell (Pharmaceutical Mix)

Another mix using the samples from my “JL (just listen)” track. This mix was done after 10pm, ooooh!! Dark out and nearly midnight! Scary, and burning the candle at both ends, then throwing it on the fire. This song would be best served on ice with a pinch of kinky kinks between consenting adults who are in the mood for physical intimacy in a room without windows, witnesses, limits or inhibitions. A place for life changing experiences that has but 1 rule, and 1 rule only…. Keep it rhythmic.

Jay-L (up late mix)

Think Mario, think NES, think 1983. Now think of slipping further into a deep sleep. When I 👏 my hands, you sink twice as deeply into what is now feeling like the most relaxing state you’ve ever experienced. So when I 👏, and then 👏👏👏, again, and 👏👏👏, you’re pretty well hypnotised matey! With every word, every letter I’m saying you feel 10x deeper into a trance… Now, you suddenly feel the overwhelming urge to electronically send cash to me, via PayPal, Bank Transfer or Carrier Pigeon. The clearance of which will make you the happiest and most fulfilled you’ve ever experienced. Supporting me financially is delicious food for your soul regardless of your level of consciousness. I swear to use it on things that could possibly help with my musical creativity, but will definitely help the amount of fun I have on the day I spend it. Full disclosure, full transparency, I need money to enjoy spending. Thanks

8-bit of a tune

I feel like the band on the Titanic, passionately playing their final piece as the world around them sinks into oblivions abyss. I am admittedly enjoying the spoils of my traitorous side-switching, from mankind to the electronic, unbiased, logical and ultimately focused side that is ‘A.I’. Algorithms and programs that are now no longer written by human fingertips, but by themselves. When we flicked the switch allowing them to write new more efficient versions of themselves whenever they come across a more effective way to do what they do, in their eternal path of improvement, we didn’t just take our hands from the wheel, we jumped out of the moving vehicle, rendering us irrelevant and completely unnecessary. Homo-Sapiens physical form is too fragile for the next step in the progression of our planets populace. Space is no place for a bag of water (70%), that must be kept at extremely specific temperatures, environments and every other scale that can have a tiny ‘sweet-spot’, ‘Goldilocks Zone’ for us to accurately keep to with optimal precision, or else we’ll cease to exist in a nanosecond. Nope! We can achieve it (clearly), but to sustain indefinitely? I don’t think so. We have a habit of messing things up and that won’t change. Digital artificial intelligence requires no specific requirements. To a computer code, the environment that surrounds it, the amount of time that passes and moves around it, are things that are almost completely irrelevant. In the constant quest to strive toward more and more efficient levels of convenience, we have rendered ourselves as an obsolete part of the system going forward. 

…but I am enjoying my time with a.i whilst the world sinks around me.

Stackin’

My new favourite track creation. I made this whilst sitting on public transport busses as I travelled back n’ forth around Liverpool (England, U.K). Home of ‘the Beatles’, Liverpool Football Club and now ‘me’.

LeeTh1rt3en

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