Warning! This episode may be triggering for you considering it is our true crime episode, but we discuss the murders of the Gustafson family by Danny LaPlante (But this is one wild story!) as well as the murders of Lisa Snyders children. Before we get in to our true crime stories, we discuss more John Bobbit information (a funny song actually), a fast food metal band, 2 wild Florida stories and an animal with square poo!!

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Weenie Whack (True Crime Ep: 28) {Danny LaPlante & Lisa Snyder}

What an episode this is.. although we do talk about hilarious online reviews, we get into some dirty talk! Melinda shares a post about what size really matters, Cardi B's belly cast, Melinda's sugar daddy, a woman who married the Eiffel Tower, Gina seeing a friend at the strip club and 2 ridiculous Florida Man stories!!

It Doesn't Count If You Don't Feel It (Episode: 59)

This week Melinda shares a true crime story about the documentary Roll Red Roll, unfortunately about an underage girls rape that caused a movement with Anonymous! But, before true crime the ladies discuss: a bunch of crazy Florida-man stories involving a hookah smoking caterpillar, a meth lab that set fire, clone-a-willy review and why one woman set her husband on fire!

Well That Thoroughly Grossed Me Out (True Crime Ep: 30) {Roll Red Roll}

This week we reminisced on the ole' quarantine and what we all did to get through it!  But first we had to contemplate wether we have a bad O face or not, a Victoria's secret Karen, a journalist who really took her job to the next level, and most importantly, we learned about the grapefruit method.  You'll never look at a piece of citrus the same after learning about that one!

Im Close Look Away (Episode: 60)

Disclaimer that this week's true crime episode may be triggering for some, as we discuss the brutal, horrific, and senseless murder of Shanda Sharer.  
But in our usual style we will lighten it up first and discuss a mom who watches porn with her sons, people getting high on cat pee, a painful sounding penis cage, and a Floridaman hid his drugs in a place you'll never guess!!

It Makes Me Feel Icky (True Crime Ep: 31) {Shanda Sharer}

On this weeks Mixed Bag of Nuts we explore body bleaching, what happened to a marathon runner and why Gina is not on board with her. How one reality star is raking in the dough, how a man is ‘curing' his homosexuality, a major announcement for ‘tiny takers’ and why a root vegetable is the root of one mans problems (see what we did there?) Next week we get back to our True Crime Episodes!!

I Slipped & Fell On It (Episode: 62)

The Eyes of Tammy Faye is our true crime story this week based on a recommendation from Gina, wait’ll you hear our thoughts on this movie/doc! Before the true crime talk we discuss: Gina’s drug cupboard, an 11 year old hero, a new exercise system at your favorite fast food restaurant, how we may be getting covid (it’s not what you think LOL), people who can smell a very interesting insect and of course our latest Florida man story!

Umm That's Not Mine (True Crime Ep: 32){Tammy Faye & Jim Baker}

On our latest episode we discuss some wild stories.. We found out if Gina attempted to jar her farts, a bunch of Floridaman stories that’ll make your head spin, why a man desperately needed plastic surgery, NFTs, a perverted keychain and a gift on etsy for your fellow pillow humper! Plus, we end on a listeners story that leads us to believe in the sex Trifecta!! Oh and by the way, what the hell are NFTS??!! LOL

Hey, Can I Pet Your Cat? (Episode: 63)

Warning!! We tend to go a little off the rails in this weeks episode and discuss some fairly gnarly things, but we laugh the entire time! Learn about a new way to get high, what Drake adds to his condoms, a heart throb criminal, butthole placement, anal sex & a bad trip Gina had!! Enjoy!

A Clot Of Places (Episode: 64)

Today we discuss another woman who is selling her farts in a jar, an 80s movie that Gina HATES, what happened to an Olympian and what Gina thinks could have been done to fix it, how to earn $6,000 after 2 months, a horrible BJ experience and one listeners "Trifecta" Story!!!

I'll Take One For The Team (Episode: 65)

On this weeks episode we really get into some funny stories about farts, toilet seat cocaine, a glitter prank gone wrong, the truth about listening to a womans body, how a man got busted after winning the lotto and a bunch more listener stories! Plus, we lend advice for one listeners story. Also, you will never guess the gift Gina brought for Melinda!

Day Old Fart (Episode: 66)

On this weeks episode Melinda is bringing ya’ll all of the disgusting stories and Gina gets to play innocent! We talk about: what one woman needed surgically removed from her bladder, a must-see Howard Stern clip, a creature named after Lorena Bobbit, a new fetish novel that has been recommended, how one man stole money from a Wal-mart and of course a couple Florida-man stories cause you know they can never be fully off the hook! Plus we get into some listener follow-up emails!!

Roz Baloney (Episode: 67)

This week Melinda & Gina share some hilarious stories about an odd condition one man got after a stroke, what happened when a husband went out with his buddies instead of making dinner, the latest revelations about Hugh Hefner, more Florida-Man and we get to offer some advice! Plus, find out what we’d use our 3 wishes on!!

We May Actually Need Some Real Help (Episode: 68)

This week we are totally unleashing on Florida-Man because well, it was time!! Hear the latest and craziest Florida Man stories plus, a hilarious white elephant gift, a brawling Easter bunny, a Bobbit meme we are living for, what Melinda saw a truck driver doing while driving, how the girls stole alcohol when they were teenagers & a story about a man who claims to have met the Devil!! One you won’t wanna miss!

Florida Ounces (Episode: 69)

Hello again Friends! On this weeks episode we lose it for a few minutes with uncontrollable laughter because… we discuss what the real Loch Ness Monster was, if female whales orgasm, what one unruly passenger did on a flight with no regards for the people around him, what excessive masturbating can cause, how one deceased rappers appeared at his funeral & a listeners story that involves a candlestick (I bet you can’t guess where it was!)

Brontiosaurus Rex (Episode: 70)

On our debut episode of Blonde Moments, Co-Hosts Gina & Melinda share listener stories of 'Fetishes'. You will laugh along while hearing naughty sex stories and what is really turning people on!

Kool-Aid Nipples (Episode: 1)

WOW! Wait until you hear this episode! You will laugh so hard your cheeks will hurt! The ladies discuss 'Sleepovers' this week and lord do they have some funny stories to share! Gina tells us about a sleepover you will never forget!

Pillow Humping (Episode: 3)

Episode 2 provides you with some insight into 'Online dating'. We promise, you will laugh your butt off with us hearing what some people have had to endure to get some! NSFW!

Cuckolding (Episode: 2)

Attack of the math snatchers!! This week we discuss aliens! AHHH! We dive deep into the unknown and share some crazy ass stories about the 3rd kind! Gina tells us what Disney character she is and Melinda shares a story about an interesting workout buddy. Plus, find out about a new disturbing sexual fetish.

Math Snatchers (Episode: 18)

Are you ready for more of our antics? This week, we discuss being Catfished. We discuss a member of the Britney Spears fan club, a sugar baby who got free dinners and money, and a chic who did a nude photo shoot with a guy pretending to be a woman... It's 2020 y'all, don't get duped!

Foot Slave (Episode: 29)

Laugh along with us while we discuss jobs that you never knew existed!! We may even give you an idea to switch careers!! Hahaha (yeah right!) Plus, Gina discusses what gross video Melinda sent her, how one man become YouTube famous, & hear about the latest fetish that’ll be sure to leave you with a lot of questions!!! This is a fun one for sure!

Mothman The Mailman! (Episode: 40)

On this weeks True Crime Episode, hear about Diane Pranski: a woman who was kidnapped, raped, beaten and set on fire! This story will leave you with your jaw on the floor. Gina covers the murder of Donna Winger: is this murder as straight-forward as it seems? Before the episode turns dark, Gina discusses one of her biggest pet peeves, another Florida man story and about a condom both chics have never heard of!

She Gonna Look At My Ding-Dong (True Crime Ep: 15){Diane Pranski & Donna Winger}

Let’s just say this episode starts out on a very hilarious note! You’ll hear about a naked man humping a statue, Melinda’s least favorite music group, Gina’s recent sex-capade, what our rapper names would be & what Halloween decoration turned out to be a clue about a missing man! Then, our true crime stories… Melinda tells us about Daniel Conahan and the horrible murders he committed in the 90’s. Gina shares about the murder of Anna Repkina and the dangers of online dating!

Giving Weird Al a HJ(True Crime Ep: 17){Daniel Conahan & Anna Repkina)

What to say about an episode that will truly leave you laughing? We address funny childhood stories again and let’s just say.. these stories are hilarious! Find out about when Gina found her dads porn, what Melinda did as revenge to a childhood bully, what one kid was making out with and so much more!!!

My Knees Are So Raw (Episode: 43)

Now we know Y’all aren’t going to be surprised by this but… This was supposed to be our true crime episode, but we were having so much fun on our tangents - we decided to skip it (we promise true crime will be back next week) But we know you will love hearing about: an interesting way to prepare food (this one is gross), an inventive take on a fleshlight, what happens when you drink 1 toooo many white russians, & a psych disorder that’ll make you say MOOOOO!!

At Least I Have Principles (Episode: 44)

This week, sip along with us as you hear the clinking of our ice cubes in our titos cocktails!! We finally bring you some more true crime (after last weeks tangents LOL), Melinda covers the horrific gang murder of Rachel Berkheim and Gina tells us about the murder of April Barber. Before the true crime, we bring you stories about: an old cure for masturbation, who’d you do out of the McDonalds gang, 2 poo oriented christmas gifts, and the truth behind dog saliva!! Plus, tune in for a viral 2000’s song that has us dying laughing!!!

Smell Yo D*ck! (True Crime Ep: 18){Rachel Berkheim & April Barber}

We have such a fun episode today, it’s about times you got caught.. and boy oh boy there was no set definition as to what people got caught doing!! Find out what’s really in your perfume, what taxidermists are doing with deer butts, how Melinda once caught a shoplifter and what Gina and Melinda’s plans are for once they are in a retirement community!

He Wasn't Smokin', He Was Strokin' (Episode: 46)

This 1st True Crime Episode of the year!! WHOOOO HOOO.. Well, this one gets pretty heavy... From a possible murdering mother (Darlie Routier) to a woman who just couldn't stop forging checks and poisoning people (Velma Bullard). Plus, you asked for our advice and we are giving it!

Dear MelGina (True Crime Ep: 20){Darlie Routier & Velma Bullard}

It’s that time again!! Time for our Mixed Bag of Nuts!! We cover your stories about hot tubs, getting caught masturbating, a trend for dick cages, a mushroom that makes women orgasm, the truth about Ahegao, what Gina put up her butt & how Melinda was once a role model!! You won’t want to miss this one!!

I Say Baby Foot, You Say Small Dick (Episode: 47)

This week, we cover the Night Stalker documentary on Netflix. We don’t rehash all of the same information they gave you the show, but we provide you with some interesting facts and tid-bits the documentary did not cover, plus our own insights and feelings on the serial killer Richard Ramirez. But, before it goes dark- we are up to our usual shenanigans. We cover: the hilarious Bernie memes, Santa making a visit at Melinda’s holiday party, why a reporter poo’d in someones backyard, a felon with a hilarious name, a new sexy trend for taking showers & what the hell songs for dust mites means! Enjoy!

Cleotorious Frye (True Crime Ep: 22){The Night Stalker}

Our Valentine’s Episode is upon you!! Hear about the worst, funniest and craziest things that have happened to people on this Hallmark holiday! Plus, Melinda and Gina discuss a man born without a penis, how a woman stopped a robber, what the U.K. is doing to grey squirrels, what happens when you get whiskey-dick, a mother who wants to make sure her son is ‘taken care of’ on a date, an unsuspecting way a young woman killed herself, and a trend Gina was all about in the 2000s!

Take Him, I Can't Do It Anymore (Episode: 49)

Melinda Collins from MTVs Real World and her best friend Gina Voge share personal stories & listener stories each week. Get ready for a risqué, hilarious and unfiltered podcast! No topics are off limits, we will cover it all! New episodes drop every Monday!

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