"If you come back in, I'll hit you with so many rights you'll be begging for a PODCAST."

The gang experiences their first (of hopefully many) Chuck Norris action flick into 1985’s Invasion U.S.A.! We debate the logistics of an actual invasion, and find ourselves oddly impressed by the action sequences and general quality of this Cannon Films B-Movie classic!

0:00 - Intro

1:50 - Who Wore It Better - Chuck Norris or Kanye West?

2:31 - John describes the movie in one sentence

4:14 - Half-Assed Internet Research

10:42 - What are the best lines?

14:40 - What was the most implausible part? (feat. Invasion U.S.A. vs. Red Dawn)

24:24 - What was the dumbest death?

30:33 - Villain Danger Rating

32:23 - The John Matrix Award for Best Name

33:16 / 33:27 / 33:45 - Who is the best spin-off character?

36:24 - Could you survive what happened in Invasion U.S.A.?

37:36 - Did this movie bomb in 1985?

40:00 - Could the U.S. be invaded like this?

42:40 - Rate the movie!

45:16 - Thanks and next week's episode: BLADE!

Invasion U.S.A.

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Invasion U.S.A.

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