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Lyrics (without ad-libs):

Santa Claus, Santa Claus, 
Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
Santa Claus.

Hey I wanna dog lemme see them paws,
Tell em' what you want, he's the wiz of oz,
He's the best fat guy there was,
How you know he's real? Just because.

Wait, there's no evidence that he's real?
He looks like had one too many happy meals,
Maybe he just didn't eat the apple peels,
Tummy so flabby it'll never heal.

Sleigh bells ringin',
Kids are singin',
Santa's fakin',
Cookies bakin'.
(x2)

What about the presents underneath the tree?
Your parents say "Those? They don't come from me.",
We didn't know better, do we just believed,
Hit that Mario Kart, like grand prix.

Dasher, Dancer,
Prancer, Vixen,
Comet, Cupid,
Donner, Blitzen.
(x3)

Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
Santa Claus.

Hey I wanna dog, lemme see them paws,
Tell em' what you want, he's the wiz of oz,
He's the best fat guy there ever was,
How you know he's real? Just because.

Sleigh bells ringin',
Kids are singin',
Santa's fakin',
Cookies bakin'.
(x2)

All your wildest dreams on a wish list,
If they don't get it, watch out, you might catch fists,
Hit on target? You completely missed,
New basketball hoop? Gimme that assist.

Little do you know Santa's all a lie,
Now your cravin' some more pumpkin pie,
Just imagine that sleigh flyin' through the sky,
You really think he does all that in one night?

Dasher, Dancer,
Prancer, Vixen,
Comet, Cupid,
Donner, Blitzen.

Sleigh bells ringin',
Kids are singin',
Santa's fakin',
Cookies bakin'.

Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
Santa Claus.
(x5)

ENJOY!!!