Who knew the playlist count was capped at 500?

Macklemore Shows You His New Gun

startup.dmg

making my way downtown
walking fast
faces pass
and im noided

a thousand grips

Disclown❤Prince (Renim G)

Remaking one of my most popular mixes.

Songs/Sounds used:
Caramelldansen (Wikked Remix) - Furries in the Blender
Mercy - Kanye West ft. Big Sean
Bound 2 - Kanye West
Gangnam Style - PSY
Gentlemen - PSY
Gas Pedal - Sage the Gemini ft. IamSu!
All Gold Everything - Trinidad James
Takyon - Death Grips
Bonfire - Childish Gambino

Caramelldansen VS. Soundclown

If you like my funny shit, check out my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

I've been working on this track since March 19, trying desperately to figure out how long I wanted it to be and what the ending could possibly be since the original song is a loop that doesn't have one.

When I started making a couple breakthroughs, I noticed I was at 46,000 listens, and decided to knuckle down and get this shit finished for 50,000, and then I accidentally went on vacation and when I got home last night, I was at 51,300. You guys are unbelievable. I have a thank you that takes up the entire last minute, but the short version is, thank you all so much for listening to the nonsense that I make and having the same sense of humor as I do. Here's to another great year!

LYRICS: 

Callie & Marie:
(speaking Inkling)

Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, from all around the SoundCloud world
I'd like to play a little song, to rub the copyright lawyers wrong
You'll dance so hard they'll think you're spastic, but it's all good: the song's fantastic
Beats so hot they're pyroclastic, THIS is a certified hood classic!

WiseGuy:
Hip hop a lula, she's she's my baby
Heard it all before, and it's driving me crazy
But look what I found, just lying in the street
A little piece of rhyme in the middle of a beat (beat)

Khia:
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it

C&M:
(speaking Inkling)
(singing in Inkling)

Big Sean:
I heard you got a new man, I see you takin' a pic
Then you post it up, thinkin' that it's makin' me sick
(ring ring) I see you calling, I be makin' it quick
I'ma answer that shit like: "I don't fuck with you"

You little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

You little, you little dumb ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

Donna Burke:
WHOAAAAHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO (x4)

Ice Cube:
FUCK the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
they have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
to be beating on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager
with a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every nigga is selling narcotta

Parappa Kinda Voice:
Yeea!
As this mashup starts to end, I'd like to take a sec to talk to you, my friends
Fifty thousand listens in just a year, you helped me out with this, so let's see here
You guys all rock and that's easy to guess, your feedback always leaves me impressed
Cryptrik, Dvon, Darren Hess, my new friends on this site are all the best!

NBG and BotanicSage, MF PICKLE-O and big man Chaze
MtH and Renim G, these dudes have all inspired me!
Can of Nothing, LemmyKoopa, PinkieOats and Iכynato
MelloYello and Nape Mango, if I named them all I'd still be here tomorrow!




Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

Modulation - World Summit

with

Skrillex - Bangarang
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
Boney M - Gotta Go Home
(all three used as musical texture throughout)

Splatoon voice samples

Whales - Hail Mary Mallon

PSY - Gangnam Style

Quad City DJ's - Space Jam
Buckwheat Boys - Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Khia - My Neck My Back

Shiho Fuji - Splatfest

Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You

Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Jet Set Radio samples
Kidz Bop - Uptown Funk
Donna Burke - Sins of the Father

N.W.A. - Fuck The Police

Spice Girls - Wannabe

And many surprises sprinkled all over the place

Everyone's World Summit (50K Listen Special!)

I am not responsible for anyone who non-ironically likes this.

PUSH STOP BUTTON

25,000 listens?! Heck!!! I made you a sequel: https://soundcloud.com/jillkatze/all-the-cum-things

Update, Feb 23 2017: This is nearing 100k listens and someone even interviewed me for a magazine about it? https://melmagazine.com/the-woman-who-turns-90s-pop-songs-into-songs-about-cum-46768e2d8a80 No promises, but it's not my intent to leave those of you waiting for another sequel hanging forever.

March 20 2017: 100,000 listens?! Oh my god, thank you all so much!

Smash Mouth - Cum Star

First Symphony (1kk plays special)

Stuff Used:
-Azalea Town from Pokemon Silver/Gold
Ke$ha - Die young

Ke$halea Town

In response to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyNVRrHkwe0

A Dramatic Reading Of The Flintstones Theme Song

Off of their smash hit album, Grand Dad Theory, Nigra Park presents their second single, "Cumming", frequently referred to as "Granding in My Dad." 

From Wikipedia:

"Cumming" is one of the few songs on Grand Dad Theory that does not prominently feature Soulja Boy's rap sung lyrics. Singer Loud Nigra has remarked that "Cumming" is the most difficult Nigra Park song to moan live, stating "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA." Nigra has also commented on the meaning of "Cumming" by stating it was inspired by his own battles with NicoNicoNi~. "Cumming is about feeling like I had no control over myself in terms of moaning during orgasm, hence the line "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"..."

Enjoy this high quality rip!

Granding in My Dad (Linkin Park vs GiIvaSunner Mashup)

Hammer Bros. Tell'em

am i funny yet

I followed Meme Machine MKII and all I got was this lousy shitpost.

ｙｅｅａａｈ ｂｏｉｉｉ

On All Levels Except Physical

Busta Rhymes Goes Through a Roundabout

i'm back with another dose of cancer for you all. enjoi!!!!!11!!!111111!!

it's been a while

fuck you all.

slightly inspired off of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYTLxUfNy7Q

I hope I die painfully

Just a vulture with a hoarding problem, if I put your music in a playlist, thank you, it's important to remember those at the bottom of the meme/shitpost chain, the humble consumer.

Who knew the playlist count was capped at 500?

Some loser in a lobster costume