I drank an improvised cocktail and decided a dramatic reading of Love Over Gold, the untold story of TV's greatest romance was in order, with no preparation, occasional commentary and stifled laughter.

It's recorded on a potato (hopefully will source better recording equipment in future) and not prepared at all.

I didn't try and do any accents because the dialogue is so hugely stereotypical they're not necessary, he said Italianly, dropping spaghetti everywhere and being passionate.

Oh god, what the hell is going on?

Love Over Gold

Love Over Gold Part One

The second half of the first chapter of Love Over Gold, featuring

 - Contempt for women and their flighty feminine ways
 - Light racism
 - A completely unnecessary episode with the protagonist's mother that's literally just there to pad out the word count
 - Sentences so long you can hear my larynx trying to escape from my throat

We're in the midst of a global pandemic but this is somehow worse.

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