Suicide is the best option after hearing this

2018 edition of tears of suffering

Hey there. For those who don't know, this will be the Windows Warriors' last track. For multiple reasons, we've decided to retire them from the current Ultimus roster, though we will NOT be retconning anything involving them. Many of these reasons are largely personal, but we will always appreciate the support given for them!

Arrangement: CheeseFestivities (@that-guy-612575399)
Character Represented: Windows Warriors, Cass Saito (Lune)

Sources:
WINDOWS WARRIORS
- Edutainment games
- Pre-2000s PC adventure games
- Songs from various Microsoft OS's, or using sounds from them
- Songs about/related to computers

CASS SAITO (LUNE)
- Songs related to the Megami Tensei series, including spinoffs such as Persona
- Songs with heavy focus on vocal samples
- Songs related to the moon

Songs used:
The Heron - Skatebird (Vocal Sampling)
Unreleased Music Track - The Neverhood (Early Adventure Games)
BIG SHOT - Toby Fox (Computers/Vocal Sampling)
Computers of Love - Chrome Canyon (Computers)
Granny Cream's Hot Butter Ice Cream - Hypnospace Outlaw (Computers)
Move Your Feet - Junior Senior (Vocal Sampling)
"You Are an Idiot!.mp3" (Computers)
Fly Me to the Moon - Frank Sinatra (Moon)
Brick By Brick - Lego Island (Early Adventure Games)
Never More - Persona 4 (Persona)
Obey the Server - Dad Feels (Computers)
Main Theme - The Kids' Guide to the Internet (Computers)
Coralaroline - Smuffy (Vocal Sampling)
Welcome to the Internet - Bo Burnham (Computers)
Moon's Request - Neil Cicierega (Moon)
Reboot Me - Jakeneutron (Computers)
MOON - Fake Type (Moon)
Running Away - VANO 3000 (Vocal Sampling)
Browser History - Graham Kartna (Computers)
Main Theme - Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? (Edutainment Games)
ANTONYMPH - Vylet Pony (Computers/Vocal Sampling)
Rivers in the Desert - Shoji Meguro, Lyn (Persona)

Putt-Putt Goes To [HEAVEN] (READ DESCRIPTION)

remember the end credits theme of avatar?

Throwback Funk

It sucks they cut this song out of the original HGSS, I really liked it.

Pokemon Heart Gold/ Soul Silver: Beta (2007 Ver.) - Title Theme
Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, Future, James Blake - King's Dead

Beta's Dead

The Bangafish Jam

Thank god for Uptown Funk and its adaptability.

FIXED VOCALS:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/gsstsli47gtkif7/Feel%20Good%20Funk%20%28fixed%20pitch%29.wav?dl=0&s=sl

Background:
Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz (you should know that by now)

Feel Good Funk. (fixed vocals version in desc.)

sp0ng3t4l3 m3m35

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art, spongetale, oceantrousle, all belong to @keno9988iv

souljia template (where i got the snaps+perc since i dont have the samples): https://soundcloud.com/dj-memestar/make-your-own-soulja-boy-meme
oceantrousle: https://soundcloud.com/keno9988iii/spongetale-ba-ha-ha-oceantrousle-updated-for-the-last-time

Crank That Oceantrousle - Bibulus: Hell or High Water [Prepare to Fee Edition]

I made a YTMND site for this: http://keeponrickrollin.ytmnd.com/

Songs used:
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
Limp Bizkit - Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle)

Keep on Rickrollin'

Lowest Dungeon

*notices your bulge*

"Nice of Sayori to invite us over to the Literature Club eh Luigi?"
Also I wanna see if people have a keen sense of hearing and are able to figure out were I got the percussion sounds from (hint: They are from a game)

A Totally Normal Recreation Of Dreams Of Love And Literature

neil: (insert spirit phone referenCe here)
𝖇𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖊: 𝖓𝖆𝕳
https://www.strawpoll.me/18759520

this mAshup is not real. nothIng is real. you moRtals will soon discover my true powe rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓪𝓴* this ,asjup was made b y theGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclOwn. billie's (❤❤❤)ᴀʀʀᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴍᴀᴅ ᴇ ʙʏ ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai and neil's art was maDe by MS36y60 @mate_rodriguez. ssssty jambin! ! ¡¡ !

No Eyed Senorita

*𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓪𝓴* 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖
this track was made by gnribrob @gnirob and diamondbrixkzzzzz @diamondbrickz with art by whoelpanch @whole-punch ssssty jambin! ! ¡¡ !
erick: ωяσω ωяσω (𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖎𝖓 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖍)
niel: 𝓣𝔀𝓸 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓮𝔁 𝓣𝔀𝓸 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓮𝔁 𝓜𝔂 𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓬𝓵𝓮𝓼, 𝓶𝔂 𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓬𝓵𝓮𝓼 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓵𝔂 𝓯𝓵𝓮𝔁 𝓣𝔀𝓸 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓮𝔁 𝓣𝔀𝓸 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓮𝔁 𝓜𝔂 𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓬𝓵𝓮𝓼, 𝓶𝔂 𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓬𝓵𝓮𝓼 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓵𝔂 𝓯𝓵𝓮𝔁 𝓣𝓦𝓞 𝓟𝓘𝓒𝓚𝓤𝓟 𝓣𝓡𝓤𝓒𝓚𝓢 𝓜𝓐𝓚𝓘𝓝𝓖 𝓛𝓞𝓥𝓔 𝓐𝓜𝓔𝓡𝓘𝓒𝓐𝓝 𝓜𝓐𝓓𝓔 𝓑𝓤𝓘𝓛𝓣 𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓓 𝓣𝓞𝓤𝓖𝓗 𝓣𝓦𝓞 𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓤𝓣𝓘𝓕𝓤𝓛 𝓜𝓤𝓡𝓓𝓔𝓡 𝓜𝓐𝓒𝓗𝓘𝓝𝓔𝓢 𝓐𝓜𝓔𝓡𝓘𝓒𝓐𝓝 𝓐𝓝𝓖𝓔𝓛𝓢 𝓘𝓝 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓢𝓚𝓨 𝓖𝓡𝓞𝓦𝓝 𝓜𝓔𝓝 𝓒𝓡𝓨

Two Dicks On Fire

Thank you to audience member ANONYMOUS for contributing.

This guy got in a bit of a jam on the way in- he hasn't stopped yelling to get free. Even though he's stuck, this rapping criminal is here to take a shot at scoring a W.
-Songs from/related to first or third person shooters. (Half Life OST, Freeman, You Fool!, Borderlands OST, etc.) / (Fortnite OST, The Division OST, Splatoon OST, etc.)
-Songs by/featuring Snoop Dogg or Pharell Williams. (Drop It Like It’s Hot, Next Episode, Young & Wild & Free) / (Blurred Lines, Happy, Freedom, etc.)
-Songs about suicide & being stuck/trapped (Kill Yourself - Pink Guy, How To Save A Life, Kill Yourself - Bo Burnham, etc.) / (Stuck In The Middle With you, Freak On A Leash, Living In A Box, etc.)

Sources:
Fortnite - Deep End (Shooters)
Pharrell Williams - Happy (Pharell)
Snoop Dogg & The Doors - Riders On The Storm (Snoop)
Major Lazer ft. Pharrell - Aerosol Can (Pharell)
Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg - The Next Episode (Snoop)
MadMegatax - You Can't Fight the Homestuck! (Stuck)
Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg - Still D.R.E. (Snoop)

Storm's Coming!

Wow. It took me 4+ years to remake my first mashup. I wonder why it's being uploaded now of all times. Consider this your Undertale Anniversary Special. Erm, songs used:
Steven Universe- Stronger Than You
Undertale- MEGALOVANIA
djsmell- Stronger Than You (Sans Cover)
Undertale- sans.
Fall Out Boy- thnks fr th mmrs
Undertale - The Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate- MEGALOVANIA
Undertale- Its Raining Somewhere Else

real talk:::: this was all made from 11 - 2am on a saturday night. im so sorry
this song was my first mashup and i spent a good hour trying to find the original music video since i took it down some time ago out of shame.  enjoy the remake.
this is probably the last undertale related thing im doing for a while. im sorry for uploading two megalovanias back to back

Stronger Than Sans HD [Steven Universe X Undertale X Fall Out boy]

Title: D-A-N-K M-C-C-L-U-R-E
Arranger(s): @MoniBae<3#5082
Art: @doodlefox_mcgee#2095
SONGS USED:
Various Simpsons SFX
Dankmus - -O U T- O F - I D E A S (The Simpsons) 
Biff Chitlins - Sexy Grandpa Time (Geico) 
Toby Jones - Jones’ Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage
Beastie Boys - Brass Monkey (used in Family Guy)
Barenaked Ladies - One Week (used in Family Guy) 
“HEY!” SFX (LEGO City Rescue Helicopter commercial)
Robot Hell (Futurama)
William Lupa - Reese’s Puffs Rap
Kendrick Lamar - i (Saturday Night Live) 
It’s A B-Movie (The Brave Little Toaster)
Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire (used in Family Guy) 
Peter Griffin - We Didn't Start The Fire (Animated sitcoms)
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**008: Troy McClure**

Hey, that’s Troy McClure! You may remember him from his time on the hit animated prime-time show, the Simpsons! Troy was a big-name film star back in his day...that is, until a sexual scandal involving him and a fish was revealed to the public. Nowadays, he has to find low-tier work, reminding the public of whatever works he was in as a way to stay in the minds of former fans. Truly a tragic fall from grace...that is, until Troy was chosen by FAUX as one of the sixteen contestants in CHANCE!

Should Troy win the tourney, he’ll get a second chance to return to his former glory and become a big name star again! Of course, you’re not gonna win the tourney without the personality and sources to back it up, and Troy has those in spades! Whether it be his own history or something you’d see on the small screen today, McClure’s gonna make sure he takes CHANCE by storm! Remember the name, kid!
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SOURCES:
-Songs made for or featured in Simpsons media
[Do the Bartman, Happy Birthday Lisa, the Monorail Song, Planet of the Apes: the Musical, Canyonero]
[TikTok, Get Dancing, It's Raining Men, Rock You Like a Hurricane, All Summer Long]
-Songs from or used in animated sitcoms with a lean towards original content
[Family Guy, the Flintstones, Futurama, Bojack Horseman, F is for Family]
-Songs featured in media that Phil Hartman has been a part of
[Kiki’s Delivery Service, the Brave Little Toaster, original Saturday Night Live, Blasto, Peewee’s Playhouse]
-Songs specifically made for advertisements
[Reese’s Puff Rap, Freddy Freaker, Mark’s Pizzeria, Home Depot theme, H.H. Gregg’s Christmas in July]

D-A-N-K M-C-C-L-U-R-E

reposter, archiver, and shit poster
uploads are mainly pantsmode reuploads, rather than my own works

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