OneyPlays - DONKEY KONG COUNTRY

I am bringing back an all-time classic, otherwise known as a 'blast from the past'.

3\3\2014: Apologies to node_ as they had previously made a mashup with the two same songs. node_'s version can be found here: https://soundcloud.com/n-o-d-e/knife-party-vs-el-mundo

5\3\2014: Further apologies to Bioman Music as they have also made this same mashup. It seems as though node_ was still the first to make this. Bioman Music's version can be found here: https://soundcloud.com/biomanmusic/euuueheheheueueeeueheueheh

6\7\2014: Thank you all very much for 30,000 plays!

Sources:
@knifepartyinc - "Sleaze" (Featuring @mistajam)
El Chombo - "Chacarron Macarron"

Move Your Macarron (Knife Potty Submission)

OneyPlays - BEST OF IMPRESSIONS

OneyPlays - SUPER MARIO LAND 2

Alright this got me out of my funk

2 Mello - Ba da Ba
Hideki Naganuma - Vela Nova

Vela Nova (Da Ba)

Counting Gorillaz - Accidentally Feel Good

C'Mon And Ride The Smash Hype Train - Super Smash Bros. For Nintendo 3DS - Wii U Music Extended

A Ninja Sex Party Parody
Video (A REQUIRED WATCH): www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cgVScHZ4Sg

Lyrics:
i was taking your girlfriend to laser beach 
sparkling hot sand and a glimpse of her triple d's (tits) 
she said "i'm so glad that you brought me here today" 
my huge and slimy meat stick was ready to play 

so we walked and we walked cuz we needed a bed 
for 8 million, 269 thousand miles 
did you notice I said "69" like when you put your lips on the other person's genitals? 
and you won't fucking believe what comes next 
no, it's not me, i didn't come yet 

we get to a bridge and there's a dude on guard 
on a totally unrelated note he's eating a snickers bar 
he looks at your girlfriend gets so stiff and hard 
a bunch of fucking lasers shoot out of his fucking arms 

he says "hey loser, is that your girl? i'm totally prepared to rock her world. 
by rock her world, i definitely mean fuck 
i'm gonna fuck your girl with my veiny, meaty cock" 

so i look at his cock, and it's smaller than mine 
i realize that i can fuck at any place and time 
i'm optimistic, i'm filled with fuckin' hope 
dick, dick, cock, sack, boner, tits, balls 

i'm not feeling squeamish so i really grip his penis 
i hold it, WHACK, from hard to soft just like that 
your girlfriend says to me "i never knew you were so badass" 
i told her, "sweetheart, i'm the Master King Dick Lord of Fuck" 

"I'm here to penetrate your holy temple... with my boner-dick" 

"my cock is 69 inches long so i hope your vagina can swallow my schlong 
i don't wanna hurt you with my huge fuckin' meat" 
"my vagina is 70 inches at least" 
so i scream and i go balls deep! 
so i scream and i go balls deep! 

now i'm fuckin your girl, vagina feels so good! it rocks to have sex so fuckin' much! 
we float up in the clouds, there's laser werewolves and machine gun vampires flying all around in magical spaceships 
And everybody wants to join our fuck, so we let 'em fuck! 

And they were the fun time laser intercourse beasts! The fun time laser intercourse beasts! 
They like to suck! But they they love to fuck! 
They love the boobs and vaginas, too 
And they were the fun time laser intercourse beasts! The fun time laser intercourse beasts! 
They'll fuck for you! They’ll fuck you, too 
They fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck!

Fun Time Laser Intercourse Beasts

I was listening to the original project file and I went back and fixed up the ending so it's a bit more hype. Also longer because the original cut off too soon

I didn't do anything to Alex's and Phantom's parts I swear

Sparta Valise Mix (enhanced)

I like persona 3, k?

Tracks Used:

Tartarus Tracks -  Shoji Meguro (Persona 3 OST)

Freestyle - Chip The Ripper

Tartarus Thing

All credits goes to William Maranci/Dumphop. The original is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5faHg_FjG4
Furthermore show your suppport for them at https://wamaranci.bandcamp.com/album/wow-thats-what-i-call-trash

This is only so it can be requested for Twitch streams that only accept music on YouTube under the Music category or Soundcloud

September Walk

Walk But It's September By Earth, Wind & Fire

My soundcloud for uploading audio of OneyPlays. I'm but a humble fan and I upload these for my own listening pleasure. Should Chris O'Neill have any issue with the content on this channel, I have no issue with deleting all of it. I don't profit from this at all. I'm simply a fan uploading audio of my favorite lets play channel. 
Source for everything here (So far) -
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO1ITICo8MLHGAXR1uzFwjA

OneyPlays - DONKEY KONG COUNTRY

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