Once Upon a Time I picked up my phone before I went to work.  I hit record and when the phone started recording video I put on my McDonalds hat and then said in awkwardly cringy voice "McDonalds Time".  Now that in and of it's self was ok.  Now it really was OK.  But after that is different.  After that I made a mistake that will forever effect my social life.  I may have to continue for the rest of life in the same virginity predicament I have been for 16 years.  Fuck, I may never get to have my first kiss now.  Aaaah ok, I'll cut to the chase.  Basically I sent this video to my friend.  And then he did the unthinkable.  He remixed it.  And uhhhhh... now I'm fucked.

Sam Carr