Rick vs Bender. Flow Test

Rick vs Bender. ACAPELLA

Rick vs Bender. KARAOKE

Performed by SkeepTieel 

The cast that would've been:
Mr Peabody - MultiSuperVids
Sherman - Zander P/IcerM?
Rick and Morty - Mathew Swift

Rick: 
Think you’ve the balls to face me, Snuffles? Oh, wait, shit
Your raps fall more flat than your crap show on Netflix 
How tragic for us to witness your Ricksy family Business
But I’m vicious, you’re a bitch, Pup, and that makes all the difference
 
Morty:
I don’t know ‘bout this, Rick, 
Rick:
M-Morty don’t forget 
Their movie was produced by the same losers who milked-dry Shrek 
Morty:
Well, I’ll go on a Gazorpazorp-field day with my rhymes
Against a dad whose parenting style is somehow worse than mine
 
Peabody:
Follow along, Sherman. Are you ready for some learnin’?
Getting’ Schfifty verse’ a nervous wreck and pedophilic vermin (Hah!)
Your raps are cheap- not even worth a single schmeckel, see?
Sherman: Huhh? Peabody: Well, It’s a Penny in a different currency 
Sherman:
I go underground! France, Rome, I’ve seen it all
Your show’s one half Bull, and the other half Winkle
I won’t take affliction from these Marty and Doc rejections
Pocket Morty and add him to my mineral collection
 
Rick:
Out of the way, Morty, Hector wish he’d never stepped to Rick 
Beat the Red Grin Grumble of rapping; I don’t expect you to “get it”
If you’re so smart Doctor Who; here’s something to teach your turd 
You can’t slap a couple words together and hope it’s a good verse
 
Peabody:
Sherman, observe; this Puppy Prodigy’s rocking beats 
Throw you a bone, but I’m more sophisticated than dog treats
Kick a prepubescent ass through what you call ‘Jessica’s feet’
Boxing purposeless butter servers back with the Meeseeks
 
Rick:
Benjamin Frank-ly, ‘I don’t give a fuck what you think’
Morty:
You Blitz and Chips shits better had a Life Well Lived
These guys are real farts, Rick
Rick:
But it’s hardly gold they’re shittin’
We’re purging these losers Morty, 
Morty:
it’s our space dust they’ve bitten
You’re going downwards, dog, cause, soon for you’ll see 
Rick:
That your future’s as Improbable as your History
M-Morty, tell crackhead Chucky he’s a novelty plumbus
Morty:
Of all the Moon Men we’d say Bye to, 
Both:
you sure are the dumbest
 
Peabody:
I’m a pioneer; you’re a criminal, 
Sherman:
you’re done, there’s no WABAC
Just a petty terrorist
Peabody:
Who ironically blows at rap
Sherman:
Ooh! Mr. Peabody, is that due to the fact
That though we’ve blown this twisted wacko he’s kept his body intact?
Peabody:
Yes! Good boy Sherman, it’s a second suicide attempt
This “scientist”’s smartest decision made from his Unkempt head
For exceedingly poor verses, both of yours takes the cake
Let me bury the hatchet and let your corpses take your place

(SCRAPPED) Rick and Morty vs Peabody and Sherman. Flow Test

Eddiefrb as Harvey Beaks
Seth as Harvey Birdman

Harvey Birdman:
Rules were made to be broken, and the same goes for your face
The best marvy attorney against a Chowder disgrace? I’ll take the case!
Trying to be a Bad Seed, but you're just a little Steam-punk
You can't stand the burns from my rap when I'm powered by the sun!
I’m a superhero lawyer, saving the characters you love
You’re a child who can’t fight me when getting hurt’s what you’re afraid of
Debbie, cancel my appointment with BoJack; I’ve got a new foe to diss
‘Cause I’m cracking an even way bigger egghead than Beaks’ baby sis!

Harvey Beaks:
Alright, Phoenix Wrong! You’ll need your solar shield when I beat you
I’ll be launching you out of this battle, have you going “Pe-Choo!”
I may not like getting hurt, but it’s not like you could even hurt me
Scurry back to your coworkers like Captain Falcon and the Murray
Instead of dancing around your cases’ issues, why don't you actually solve them?
Turned into a parody of your own show, call it The Space Ghost Problem!
Stuck in a boring office job, while I'm still going on adventures
You’re just a Justice League reject who only hangs with one Avenger
 
Harvey Birdman:
This itty-bitty Bugaboo should go back to playing with his toy chicken
You’re voiced by a lion, but you roar more like a kitten!
A neurotic neat-freak that's way worse than Reducto, so back off!
There was less emotion in your raps than what you’d see from your grandpa
You favor the index finger, but I’ll give you the middle one
For wanting to be a Rebel, you try too hard to have civil fun
A real dodo bird; you can’t fly AND you’re afraid of heights!
I’m shooting energy beams from my fists. You can’t put up a fight
You’re dissing dishes so bad, a Recipe for Disaster
So emotionally fragile. Like your plate, I’ll leave you shattered
Beat you to a pulp, then be the attorney to represent ya
And in case you didn't, “Hey, did you get that diss I sent ya?”

Harvey Beaks:
What did you say about me?! Now you've unleashed my stern rage!
With flow like a mermaid, I’ll lock this third-rate in his birdcage!
I’m killin’ it with imps, spitting from the highest of trees
Even Technobear would be impressed by how I’m rocking this beat
This sleazebag will be splat real fast by this Greenblatt
Steal the crest of your rap like I was wearing a red ski mask
A bigger fail than Kratz, this is another case you’ve lost
You’re unloved by your wife and ignored by your boss
Fly back to Boo Boo, or I’ll leave you with boo boos, too
Wash out that potty mouth. Looks like your fans all flew the coop!
Calling me emotional? Hah! You’re one to talk, man!
You’re a flash in the pan, a sham, and a rip-off of Hawkman!
 
Harvey Birdman:
I’m a rip-off? Like when you ripped-off Batman as the Night Maid?
Such a shame. Your raps were even a disappointment to Dade
You can suck deez Peanuts and run back to Peabody, Sherman
Your Honor, you'll find that he's guilty. You’ve lost to BIIIIRDMAN!
 
Harvey Beaks:
Well, you can witness this quick diss I’m spitting at this pest
Had a volcano base, but your rhymes are lukewarm at best
I’d rid myself of my moisturizer and you still couldn’t scar me
Ending you like your superhero career, it’s the Death of Harvey

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