Aine and Alex end up at the worst birthday party imaginable with special guest and co-host of the Love Portions podcast, Cornelia Bendel, as they discuss the incestuous hidden gem Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker. With a pickled human head in the basement, the girls cover everything from their drag personas to the symbolism of milk. So check the breaks on your car and set healthy boundaries with your mom for the seventeenth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

You can follow Cornelia @humancorduroy on Twitter. And make sure to check out her podcast Love Portions with Carolyn & Cornelia, streaming wherever you get your podcasts!

Episode 17 - Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (with Cornelia Bendel)

Aine and Alex dance in the blood rain as they discuss the 2013 reboot Evil Dead. With Lou Taylor Pucci reading incantations aloud, the girls cover everything from Jane Levy's horror acting chops to the perfect shower temperature. So don't bring your dog and don't cut it off for the seventh Tangential Terror minisode!

[TW: Sexual violence is discussed in this episode.]

Tangential Terror #7 - Evil Dead (2013)

Aine and Alex try to avoid a flesh-eating virus as they discuss Eli Roth's directorial debut Cabin Fever. With a group of some of the most unlikable characters around, the girls cover everything from the horror love letter the film writes to Alex's honeymoon celebrity siting. So don't drink the water and don't sit next to Dennis for the twenty-seventh episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Episode 27 - Cabin Fever

Aine and Alex express how much work is involved in making a podcast as they discuss the horror comedy whodunit Bodies Bodies Bodies. With a newfound Rachel Sennott obsession, the girls cover everything from himbo Lee Pace to nailing a twist ending. So cut the power and blast Azealia Banks' "212" for the fourth Big Screen Scares minisode!

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Big Screen Scares #4 - Bodies Bodies Bodies

Aine and Alex book a stay at the Bodega Bay Inn as they discuss the first Full Moon Features film Puppet Master. With a taxidermy dog under their arms, the girls cover everything from Charles Band's career to God being a Leech Woman. So channel your inner psychic and discover Ancient Egyptian alchemy for the thirty-sixth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Episode 36 - Puppet Master

Aine and Alex get in their pajamas and order a pizza as they discuss the feminist classic The Slumber Party Massacre. With a driller killer on the loose, the girls cover everything from writing multidimensional women to choosing to believe your horoscope. So put down that Playgirl and go on a snail hunt for the thirty-seventh episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Episode 37 - The Slumber Party Massacre

Aine and Alex collect diamond geodes as they discuss the low budget horror classic The Giant Spider Invasion. With an intense love for puppets, the girls cover everything from creepy brother-in-laws to how much explaining a monster movie really has to do. So contact NASA and prepare to fight off big Halloween decorations for the thirty-eighth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Episode 38 - The Giant Spider Invasion

Aine and Alex wear wet robes in the basement as they discuss the toilet bowl classic Ghoulies. With the powers of Law and Order: SVU on their side, the girls cover everything from undeserved Rotten Tomatoes scores to numerous Gremlins comparisons. So put on your sunglasses and start fasting for the forty-first episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

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Episode 41 - Ghoulies

Aine and Alex say "I let you in" to returning guest, Cornelia Bendel, as they discuss the biggest A24 horror film Talk To Me. With Crazy Frog ringtones, the girls cover everything from It Follows similarities to a possible Grimace spin-off. So think of your digital footprint and get those toes out of your mouth for the fifth Big Screen Scares minisode!

You can follow Cornelia @humancorduroy on Twitter.

Vote for Aine in the Face of Horror competition here: https://faceofhorror.org/2023/aine-geraghty

Big Screen Scares #5 - Talk To Me (with Cornelia Bendel)

Aine and Alex seek revenge in a witch’s cottage as they discuss the Halloween monster flick Pumpkinhead. With daddy Lance Henriksen taking care of them, the girls cover everything from Pet Sematary parallels to an imagined Guillermo del Toro remake. So watch out for dirt bikes and bask in the perfect spooky atmosphere for the forty-second episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Vote for Aine in the Face of Horror competition here: https://faceofhorror.org/2023/aine-geraghty

Episode 42 - Pumpkinhead

Aine and Alex wheel in on their tricycles with returning guest, Roberto Guevara, as they discuss Billy the Puppet's return in Saw X. With 81-year old Tobin Bell back in the saddle, the girls cover everything from surprisingly heartfelt storytelling to Aine's controversial series ranking. So strap in for Roberto's rant and start sawing your leg off for the sixth Big Screen Scares minisode!

You can follow Roberto @roboglamjam on Instagram and Letterboxd.

Vote for Aine in the Face of Horror competition here: https://faceofhorror.org/2023/aine-geraghty

Big Screen Scares #6 - Saw X (with Roberto Guevara)

Aine and Alex venture to where the ground is sour with returning guest, Elizabeth Lally, as they discuss Mary Lambert's Stephen King adaptation Pet Sematary. With nothing but baby Gage on their minds, the girls cover everything from differences in the book to Elizabeth's Pascow nightmares. So watch out for Windigos and tell Ellie to quit whining for the eighth Tangential Terror minisode!

Vote for Aine in the Face of Horror competition here: https://faceofhorror.org/2023/aine-geraghty

Tangential Terror #8 - Pet Sematary (with Elizabeth Lally)

Aine and Alex make a deal with the Raven as they discuss Mike Flanagan's Succession-esque miniseries The Fall of the House of Usher. With the jingling of bells behind a brick wall, the girls cover everything from their favorite deaths to their differing opinions on the series overall. So listen for the ticking of a heartbeat and don't go to your brother-in-law's orgy for the fourth Bone-Chilling Binge minisode!

Bone-Chilling Binge #4 - The Fall of the House of Usher

Aine and Alex make sure to follow all the rules as they discuss the best Halloween movie ever made Trick 'r Treat. With precious baby Sam following behind them, the girls cover everything from the film's strengths as an anthology to bicon Anna Paquin. So don't blow out your jack-o-lanterns and always check you candy for the ninth Tangential Terror minisode!

Tangential Terror #9 - Trick 'r Treat

Aine and Alex foreclose on the local farms as they discuss what is possibly their least favorite film they've ever covered Blood Harvest. With Tiny Tim dressed in a clown suit, the girls cover everything from the SpongeBob pilot episode to Peter Krause's film debut. So don't go into the barn and tiptoe through the tulips for the forty-third episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

[TW: SA is discussed in this episode]

Episode 43 - Blood Harvest

Aine and Alex check in at the Grand Island Hotel as they discuss their first New Years Eve horror Bloody New Year. With a Scooby-Doo seaweed monster ready to attack, the girls cover everything from fatal stomach punches to an aversion to being upside down. So put on your best 50s dress and fuck Spud for the forty-fourth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Episode 44 - Bloody New Year

Aine and Alex take a look back at 2023 as they discuss some of their favorite horror films of the year. With Russell Crowe following along on a moped, the girls cover everything from puppet cuteness aggression to Nicolas Cage as Dracula. So be thankful for slashers and ring in the new year with The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

New Years Eve Special - 2023 Horror Favorites

Aine and Alex wanna know if you've got any money as they discuss the last of the big three Henenlotter horror comedies Frankenhooker. With pretzels on the brain, the girls cover everything from unrealistic beauty standards for women to Frankenzaddies. So grab a date and don't smoke that super-crack for the forty-fifth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Episode 45 - Frankenhooker

Aine and Alex go into the forest as they discuss the Irish folklore horror The Hallow. With a changeling swaddled in their arms, the girls cover everything from The Last of Us similarities to the squonk. So cover your eyeballs and pick up that scythe for the forty-sixth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Episode 46 - The Hallow

Aine and Alex send the dead back to their graves with returning guest, Cornelia Bendel, as they discuss the horny Italian horror Cemetery Man. With their trusty sidekick Gnaghi tagging along, the girls cover everything from the best horror boobs to Woody Harrelson eating ass in True Detective. So don’t listen to the Grim Reaper and stop stealing our murders for the forty-seventh episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

You can follow Cornelia @humancorduroy on Twitter.

[TW: Sexual violence is discussed in this episode.]

Episode 47 - Cemetery Man (with Cornelia Bendel)

Aine and Alex become "the most high" as they discuss the 1982 Best Low-Budget Film Saturn Award winner Fear No Evil. With an insane listing of needle drops backing them, the girls cover everything from fanfiction tags to the banning of dodgeball in public schools. So don't baptize that baby and start having Lucifer sex dreams for the forty-eighth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Episode 48 - Fear No Evil

Aine and Alex do it all for Damien as they discuss the entirety of The Omen franchise. With The First Omen currently playing in theaters, the girls cover everything from the desecration of women's bodies to Alex's new favorite child actor. So sit in front of a roaring fire and stay out of church for the Season Four Finale Special of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

[TW: SA is discussed in this episode]

The OMEN? What about the OWOMEN?!

Aine and Alex show off their "rizz" as they discuss the rockabilly musical slasher Slumber Party Massacre II. With a member of the Little Caesars dynasty brandishing a guitar, the girls cover everything from A Nightmare on Elm Street similarities to a possible French spin-off. So don't pop that pimple and skip band practice for the forty-ninth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Episode 49 - Slumber Party Massacre II

Aine and Alex take a trip to Camp Arawak as they discuss the '80s cult classic Sleepaway Camp. With short tempers and even shorter shorts, the girls cover everything from video store pipe dreams to bumble bees. So grab your curling irons and water snakes, and meet us at the waterfront after the social for the first episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Episode 1 - Sleepaway Camp

Aine and Alex live out their Barbie Girl fantasies as they discuss the 1979 supernatural slasher Tourist Trap. With some unhinged mannequins singing backup, the girls cover everything from customer service rage to casting the live-action Hercules remake. So join us on our road trip to the uncanny valley for the second episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Episode 2 - Tourist Trap

Aine and Alex mourn for Jared Padalecki as they discuss the 2005 masterpiece House of Wax. With the power of Paris Hilton on their side, the girls cover everything from Chad Michael Murray's bad attitude to traumatic boyfriend deaths. So blast some 2000s rock and follow us to the town of Ambrose for the first Tangential Terror minisode!

Tangential Terror #1 - House Of Wax (2005)

Aine and Alex have a date with death as they discuss the entire Child's Play franchise. With the Heart of Damballa around their necks, the girls cover everything from God tier child acting to the almighty Jennifer Tilly. So break out your "Voodoo For Dummies" books and get ready to play a rousing game of Hide the Soul for the third Tangential Terror minisode!

Tangential Terror #3 - Child's Play Series

Aine and Alex attend a midnight spooky show as they discuss the gelatinous '50s horror The Blob. With William the dog following along, the girls cover everything from Mark Wahlberg to normalizing married couples sleeping in separate beds. So creep, leap, glide and slide across the floor, right through the door, and all around the wall for the sixth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Episode 6 - The Blob (1958)

Aine and Alex mysteriously land in Arborville, California as they discuss the incredible '80s remake of The Blob. With scream queen Shawnee Smith leading the way, the girls cover everything from insane practical effects to the ethics of killing kids in horror movies. So hop on your motorcycle and meet us in the sewer for the fourth Tangential Terror minisode!

Tangential Terror #4 - The Blob (1988)

Aine and Alex get "the curse" as they discuss the werewolf chick flick Ginger Snaps. With the Beast of Bailey Downs hot on their tails, the girls cover everything from the special effects on MTV's Teen Wolf to a need for diversity in teen girl horror. So keep an eye on your sister and grab some monkshood for the seventh episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Episode 7 - Ginger Snaps

Someone has taken their love of scary movies one step too far... and now they have a podcast! It’s The Girls Who Cried B-Horror! Join your favorite horror loving ghoulfriends, Aine and Alex, as they discuss the best, worst, and campiest movies the world of b-horror has to offer. Every episode will be filled with fright, delight, and R-rated language, all to keep it on brand with the films in our catalog. So join us once a month for another cinematic disasterpiece... IF YOU DARE!

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