"Following his long-awaited EPIC return, McCockinyourbum has continued to build upon his rapidly improving skills. Each time the man releases a new track, I wonder how he could possibly top it; each time my questions are answered. This time, McCockinyourbum demonstrates his understanding of the 5th realm and brings its likeness into music form. Never before has this been heard. To all whom possess ears, I implore you to grace them with the artist's finest work yet: How It Feels When I Drop Spanner" - Ronald Reagan

ye when i was bildin a bike todey i droped one of me 15mm spaners an i thought oh fuck i jus droped a spaner that int good and then i picked it up obvusly but wen i was pickin it up i thout i wonder if anyon has made a sogn about this befor cos its rely prety deep when you thinj about it tbh like jeez it realy did send me on an emotonal rolercoster for a minit or two

i got home an imediatly beckoned for my gitar to spring forth from its dwelings in the corner of me roum an it came n said heyup cockman lets get this done then an i physicaly asalted but that wasnt enouhg even wehn i started cuttin of its strings so i slowly began murdaring it family to make it feel true pain an i think thast emoton is capturd in this track an it resembls the pain i feel when i drop spaner

its impoortant tho to remembr that im not thonly one who feels pain . proper pain is wors than jus dropin spaner - proper pain is like what my gay frends in iraw go thorou every day just to surviv. honestly its an insperaton to us all how they get out of ther shity litle gay beds in a mornin an go an get told of by alla or whoever it is opver there tghat says tghey cant do bumsex, its realy sad becaus aparently its fun (but i havnt tried it yet so dont spoil it for me i want to be serprised when i try it)so yeah go do bumsec when you get the chanc guys piece n luv

How It Feels When I Drop Spanner

"After several tracks which seemed to indicate a more pop-orientated cash-grab direction for the artist, McCockinyourbum is back in full swing demonstrating his remarkable mastery of music. This unusual piece hints at a more sophisticated approach seen only delicately scattered throughout other pieces: take, for instance, the elegantly constructed timbres of "Beautiful Birdsong From My Garden" or the carefully handled subtle religious undertones of "Song For Jesus". It is impossible, nay, laughable, to claim that McCockinyourbum is anything other than a messianic deity leading us into the musical equivalent of the promised land. I believe the hollow husks pictured in the cover art are symbolic of the treacherous BASTARDS that say McCockinyourbum is only in it for the money - FUCK OFF say I, for you have faulty ears which would better serve as sustenance for my hound!!! THIS IS ART, APPRECIATE IT WHILE IT LASTS!!! Satanist heathens beware, for He cometh, and He passeth judgement upon us! O but ye hast not trusted Him, ye hast turned thine eye askew from His luv; for this ye shall BURN!!! Listen now while He lets you, for He may not be so merciful again." - John Cleese

So ye for this one i thogt i'll stop jus tryn to get me heinz sponsorshup cos clearly they have NO FUCKIN TASTE in music JUST LIKE THER FUCKIN BEANs which are prety shockin ngl so now i be back showin the real me wiv this soonm 2 be clasic of a tuna

I won't be spendin to long writig this descripton cos hoinestly this one speks for itself no what me seyin agen, like theres layers but its up to you to find em an also if you keep listnin a lot then itg bumps up my plays and gets me more mony noit that im only in it for the mony if you say that i wil personaly hire someon els to harm ye. might be a jok might not be. fuk arond n find out.

lok mate yiz all no im a passifist but if you say my musics bad tyhen honastly you shud just die tbh. but ye kno who shudnt die wel thatd be me bois over in iraq.  i kno i dont menton them much but i shud cos they need al the help they can get cos ther gay an that mens ther god wants them ded or somfink like that i duno it does sound wack to be it realy dos but aparently it make sens to them so let em be i supos piece n luv

Audible Aneurysm

ngl to yu guys im fuckinm pised of i lost my favrit pencil 3 weks ago n i stil cant find it like wqere the fuck has it gon then if any of yiz seen it leme kno cos i need it to draw thing kno what me sayin

legit fuckin pised of like yu dont even understnad this is actuly painful tbh like i dont even car enuf to apologis to heinz (but if yu ar readin mate apology is comin i kno i was a litl harsh wi me last track n that descripton)like cant even be bothred to shout out my gay frends in iraq cos even tho they go trhou hard time i dont thinik even like getin stoned for gay is as bad as wot i gon throu this month tbh

piece n fuckin luv :(

I Lost My Pencil In A Tragic Accident

so bois its been a whike ye ye i kno shut the fUKck up i be bakck in acton an we be makin EPIXC sogns agen for ye slags

thout id start wi an imporotant mesagfe in the fromr of a hertwarmnin dstory about the glasman who insist of glas eating

i first encuntered glassman wehn i was jorneying throu asia an i stumbled into the midle eats and foun this lil ol country caled iraq an found som epic lads that oyu may now know as my gay friends in iraq and oh yeah the glassman tried to make the gobble glass but they was too busy gobblin cock

Sympathy For The Glassman

YoyoOyoYoyoyoYOYoyOyOyOYoYoyo it i s me you're boy mcCockinyourBum back at it on the music scenery an this time i want to shar with you an increble dicsovry of that this moon foto wher we can clerly see a proffessy that lion eat my foot AN IT DID!!!! I wentto see my gay frends in iraq (which is why i was gon for solong)an becas it in shithol town they stil hav lions ther (don gugle it jus trustme) an genuniley i prmis yous ity did hgenuinly eat my foot an now im not alowed to play in the premier leeg anymore. legit rooned my life but yknow it is wot it is.

ye so piece n luv n go supoet my gay friens in iraq honestly mates it legit is a shitole place honstly i cudnt believe it wen i was ther it is genunly even worse than birmingam, piece n luv

SpaceLion Ate My Foot

my origonal pice whihc was ST0LEN by sum other gezer, so i tok it bac here yare evryon not gona wast to much of yur time wit this one i no tht alot ofy ou are busy but jus befor i go pls i kno i aska lot but pls do suport my gayfr iends in iraq they ned it eight now

Mango Zone (my original work, do not use without permission)

thout id retorn to me routs n whip out this lil piece of shite banger song here i do think it coulda dun with sum more work ("sum more tim e in theoven" as me mam would say if she didnt go missin in acton wehn i took her wi me to see my gay friends in iraq)but youkno me mate that fuckwad mcdickinyourass decide he wante d to do sum ket befor bed so had to hury rate up like.

thisn was inpiresd by when last weke i went over to sum shitehole cuntry think it wa called birminghull or somink like that n honesly it was fuckeing worse than irawq like dont get me started cos then i hav to finish which is wht my gay frinds in iraw sed when they saew me geting changd one time.

anywy ig you havent alredy go n dfolow mcdickinyourass he needsz friends 

piece n luv

Vomit O' Bucket

sory guys i got busy when i was trimin me grass an when i was trimin me grasss my neyber brought his wheely bin into me garden and he said "get in" so i did you know i dint want to cause a fuss or nothin an then he wakced me wit this big fuckin mallet an it did hurt a bit like youkno w me i am hench but it gave me a bit of a conushion an wehn i woke up i was all tied up an i wa\snt to big of a fan, the guy was good to be far like whn i did ask to be alowed to post to me sondloud he said i could but not for to lon g so thats why its a bit sharter than usaly it is. 
thisn is basd on that one time that i was at a dentist becaus i twitsed my ankel an the sily dentist man starte d eetin me teeth! i told him to stop an he did but by that point hed had enough to fill a tic tac box
but yknow what even then its not as bad as what some peploe have to go threw, some polep cant even hav dentits becas there cunry think theyl put thigns in ther bums and those poor pepple are my gay frends in iraqw an if yous want to suport a good cause pleese help them to get some good dentits over there

piece n luv guys

Dentist Ate My Teeth

Yooooooooooo lads and women lads I kno it been a wile but honstly an yur not gona beleev this but I got lost in them woods for aaaaaages an only jus foun my way out but wen i was in ther I met asome like mushrom peepl things an they gav me a sogn idea an this was the idae that they gave me (but it is my owen orignial work) so yea enjoy it.

Also whil i was in ther i didnit hear a SIGNLE THING from my gay friedns in iraq so i thjink they dont like me anymure so fuck them im movin on and startin agen with mor bangers you kno how i scoobydo.

When The Night Has A Hole In It

litraly just made this on whil i was makin me lunch todey and guess what i had

that riht!!!! i had me som chikcen and warm potaters

but me gay frend from iraq (we made amends an he came to visitme but a lot of them FUKERs didnt wont to sea me so whatevr mor chikcen for me) an he wasc macing sum onion bagel sammich thing (think itmu st be an iraq thign to do meybe) an he litrely startd criein bcoase ther wasnt any sporuts lol waht a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anthem For An Onion

Don't go putting words in me mouth unless them words is cock n ball coz all I be wantin is some gay ass luvvin ya get me ain't nuffink wrong wiv sum nice ol fashion up the bum stuff wiv nother man kno what me sayin

Anyway ye here's me music I really do hope that yis all like it n shit so giv us a listen n rate it crank that shit my brotha piece n luv

Made this account while i was on the bog my shit is next level cuz kno what me sayin ye

Hit me up if ya want sum colab n shit n i see what we can do but don't be wantin nun o that hippy shit we all bout that hippy-hop ya get me ye

Oh n also make sure yall help me friends over in iraq it really is a shit country no hate tho but they just need to acept my gay friends in iraq let them live piece n luv