This is the true story of my first D&D Character. While I was learning the game, I made every mistake in the book, including friendly fire, and when you throw in a bunch of Nat 1 rolls.... well the song will tell you the tale. :)

Lyrics:

There once was a Tiefling named Zahlyna. 
She was quite a catch.
And to all in the world we deem most clumsy 
She would have no match
Her strikes were true, her power was great
And the damage she dealt the most
The only drawback of this feat is:
The victims were her hosts

When First she made her mark on the land 
It was a mark indeed!
In a humble town known as Barat
There was a deadly siege
The roaring Fires swept through the town
Many died and the land was changed
But our foe did not create this pyre    no…..
It was our clumsy mage

*chorus*
Zahlyna, so clumsy 
Makes all draw back in fear
She does not think before she acts 
There is nothing between her ears
She trips, she falls, she triggers traps
To befriend her will be your demise
Stay clear of her when she casts her spells
Or surely be burned alive.*


I recall a man by the name of Cliff
Who’s might none could surpass
But his strength alone could not protect him 
From our clumsy lass
With heroic valor he faced a Great Beast
Nearly killed him in just one slash
But in haste she cast her scorcher, turning 
Both of them to ash

Cliffs cousin, Biff then joined the fray 
A bard with clever wit
In vengeance he cursed our addled friend 
And he later paid for it
You see, his spell did cause her to 
Be clumsier than before
And in her hindered state she slipped
And knocked him to the floor…

(Of a mountain to be clear…)

*chorus*
Zahlyna, so clumsy 
Makes all draw back in fear
She does not think before she acts 
There is nothing between her ears
She trips, she falls, she triggers traps
To befriend her will be your demise
Stay clear of her when she casts her spells
Or surely be burned alive.*

Bardly Things

Zahlyna the Clumsy

A Moment of Hope

Quiet Before the Storm

We Press On!

Moment of Hope (Harp)

Gift of the Goddess

Battle Theme Mix

Final Fantasy Somnus Nemoris & Lightning Remix

Kingdom

Thousand Year War

Yu - Gi - Oh! Theme Cover

I make a range of Music. Mostly Soundtrack.

Sho