After 39 years of being told to shut up - it's starting to add up.

Hot Vomit Ep 119 - Just Shut Up Already

I'm definitely not ready now and I have a 3-year old.

Hot Vomit Ep 120 - If I Could Just Wait Until I Was 90 To Give Birth, I Would - Part 1

He flew out of bed and immediately got two timers - I didn't even know we had two timers - and started documenting everything in a coil notebook.

Hot Vomit Ep 121 - If I Could Just Wait Until I Was 90 To Give Birth, I Would - Part 2

I smiled even bigger, with the drycleaning bag stuck to my messy bun hair and responded like a Valley Girl:  "Popsicle please!"

Hot Vomit Ep 122 - If I Could Just Wait Until I Was 90 To Give Birth, I Would - Part 3

Then he gave me a long serious look that seemed to say:  "Hmm.  I'm not so sure about this."

Hot Vomit Ep 123 - If I Could Just Wait Until I Was 90 To Give Birth, I Would - Part 4

This lady, with shoulder-length hair, blue jeans, a button-up blouse, and a huge mean grin plastered to her face, found her way to us - and went off like a pistol.

Hot Vomit Ep 124 - Newborn Chaos - The Colic Edition

A wise person once told me, don't believe everything you think.

Hot Vomit Ep 125 - What About The Joy?

Somehow, you're floating off to the side of those conversations, almost nostalgic for them.  Even though they're happening right now.

Hot Vomit Ep 126 - The Big Bunny In The Sky

It takes a fall down the stairs, to come to terms with a mysterious injury.

Hot Vomit Ep 127 - Head And Shoulders Knees And Toes

The story of a can of corn, a plugged toilet, and a desperate mission.

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