The official trailer of the Pen 15 Podcast!

The Trailer

On the debut episode of the world famous Pen 15 Podcast, the first two members of the Pen 15 Club talk about cousin fucking, animal fucking, and what it means to be genetically gay. I make a sincere promise to the listeners, a promise I fully intend to keep. Also, we talk about our favorite comic book villain, the Tortoise.

Cousin Brian doesn't like the name. He doesn't like me being meta. He doesn't like anything. We're off to a terrible start.

So...uh...you got a name?

Episode 1: The Tortoise Always Beats the Hare

Listen here, ya little fuck! We talk about The Sopranos in this episode. Brian just finished season 1, so there'll be pretty light spoilers here. Plus we cover other important topics, like how much money would you suck a dick for? And is a show about librarians gay? (Answer: yes)

So you better listen to this episode or I'll cast you down with the sodomites!

Episode 2: James Gandolf Feeny

This episode has our first fan submitted storytime segment! Thank you Benis Boy!

Clarence and I also discuss racism in society, his grandma's tits, Australian Dexter's Lab, and  Disney Plus and Cuck. Try it on your significant other!

I like my women like I like this episode. Getting done by a white guy and a black guy at the same time.

Episode 3: Dexter's Outback Lab

Clarence gives good storytime in this one. I discuss my lifelong dream to be a bad influence on someone's life. We get really mean in this episode. I also freestyle rap, so if you need a reason to kill yourself, you're gonna love this one. 

I didn't realize this until just now, but Clarence thought Abraham Lincoln was shot in a movie theater.

Episode 4: Gorilla Burke

We talk about furries in this one, guys. We also talk about Stephen King, micropenises, weird nicknames for genitals, repressed memories, and that one time Bob Hoskins owned a pet. You stopped reading after "furries," didn't you?

You should stick an ice cube up your butt before listening to this one.

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