Name: Classical Improv by TheTurtonaitor
Duration: 3 min 51 s
Description: Just some random chords I like and improvised around :) really nothing too crazy

I suddenly felt compelled to record this. It's been overdone, and reposted far too often over the years, but people always asked me to do it, so I figured why the hell not.





***What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.***

Navy Seal copypasta

TALKIN' BOUT FAST FOOD COMMERCIALS

i don't actually remember recording this. i had a very bad fever. i think i actually died. i'm pretty sure i'm a ghost now. pray 4 me.

DANCING WITH CHEESEBURGERS

“Epic.” - Popjustice
“Salt Ashes is clearly an impressive new talent.” – Clash Music

Tracklisting: Somebody/ Little Dove/ Somebody (Cruelty Remix)

Available in USA on I-Tunes  http://smarturl.it/saltashes-somebody

Emerging singer Salt Ashes, aka 22 year old Veiga Sanchez, announces her debut single Somebody, set for release 17th February 2014 via @NightBeachRecords. 

On Somebody, Salt Ashes brings to life the imaginings of Kate Bush dancing in a haunted Studio 54 to electronic pulsing grooves and lyrical escapism “Somebody take me… away”. Somebody is complemented by B-side Little Dove, a jewel of a track with fragmented, brooding vocals. The package is tied up with Cruelty’s soulful, slick italo-disco re-imagining of the original Somebody.

Obsessed with Giorgio Moroder’s blend of disco and epic dark atmospheres, Salt Ashes first sprang to attention with her cover of Depeche Mode’s ‘Black Celebration’. Salt Ashes has spent the past year honing her own songs in the studio, creating her signature electronic grooves, and drawing influence from artists as diverse as Madonna, Kate Bush, Daft Punk and MIA.

Somebody

Buy on iTunes

Narcos

https://jguerreiro.bandcamp.com/releases

For better quality, out now.

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Just some random chords I like and improvised around :) really nothing too crazy

Classical Improv

Literally fuck sequels

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I've been playing piano for about 12 years, and I cannot ever imagine a time where I would want to stop playing! I love all kinds of music, but particularly enjoy classical music and Jazz. I think that shows in my own work quite often! Enjoy :)

Classical Improv

TheTurtonaitor

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