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POP STAR - JayJayBurrito (Featuring 30Spiders) (Prod. Saint Luca)

You don't know me - JayJayBurrito (Featuring 30Spiders) (Prod. Ryini Beats)

Eggnog Express



[JayJayBurrito]


Yeah
Merry Christmas everybody
It’s Christmas time
Yeah, yeah yeah

CHRISTMAS
CHRISTMAS
CHRISTMAS
CHRISTMAS


[BigRic]


*Sip*

WOW

JOLLY
JOLLY
JOLLY
JOLLY

SANTA
SANTA
SANTA


[JayJayBurrito]


There lived a little family that lived on Main Street
There was a little boy named Tyler he’s weak
With Christmas spirit so we made this song
So come on Tyler, sing along


[BigRic]

*Sip*

Mmm
Ugh

Sippin on eggnog


[JerkGoff]


Yo, aren’t you allergic?


[BigRic]


Oh shit

AHHHhhh
AHHHhhh
AHHHhhh
AHHHhhh


[JayJayBurrito]


Aric’s dead
It was the egg
In his head
Get some med


[BigRic]


(Dying of egg allergy)

Oh, I’m done here


[JayJayBurrito]


JayJayBurrito productions
Thanks for listening

(Giggles)


[JerkGoff]


Euh

Eggnog Express (feat. BigRic) (prod. siemspark)

Last Crystalmas


[JayJayBurrito]


Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special


[JerkGoff]


(British guy yapping some lyrics)


[JayJayBurrito]


Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special al al al al al

Yeah yeah

Yeah

Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah 

Give it to someone special

Last Crystalmas (feat. JerkGoff) (prod. dentist)

Santa came!


[JayJayBurrito]


Santa fucked me by the tree
Beat my balls and sucked my meat
Spanked my ass and gripped my cheeks
Christmas spirit now I see


[Cob]


I saw my brother getting fucked
Licked his asshole, sucked his cock
Toes are curling in his socks
He looked at me and starts to talk


[JayJayBurrito]


Jacob do you wanna join
Suck up on his fat sirloin
Hands are grippin on his groin
He’ll tip you with a chocolate coin


[Cob]


I don’t know that’s kinda gay
Getting fucked on Christmas Day
Only if I get good pay
I’ll Ride his cock just like the sleigh


[JayJayBurrito] (Santa)


Ho ho ho
You boys have beautiful bussies
The nicest I’ve seen tonight


[JayJayBurrito]


Santa fucked us by the tree
Beat our balls and sucked our meat
Spanked our ass and gripped our cheeks
Christmas spirit now we see


[Cob]


Me and bro are getting fucked
Lick his asshole, suck his cock
Toes are curling in our socks
He looked at me and starts to talk


[JayJayBurrito]


Jacob im so glad you joined
Sucking on his fat sirloin
Hands are grippin on his groin
I hope he tipped you with that coin


[Cob]


I don’t know its kinda gay
Getting fucked on Christmas Day
I’m just glad I got good pay
I’ll Ride his cock just like the sleigh


[JayJayBurrito] (Santa)


Ho ho ho

Those bussies were mighty fine
Santas gonna need some milk to hydrate after that hard fucking

Man was that nice, you boys did a great job for Santa this year
You’re on my good list, or should I say naughty

Ho ho ho ho ho

Merry Christmas

Santa Came (feat. Cob) (prod. siemspark)

Gay Christmas Serenade


(Two gay guys on the radio)



[JayJayBurrito]

Licking on his bussy
Licking on that ass
Christmas time is here
It’s coming really fast


[Big Ric]


Coming really fast
It’s Time to shake that ass
So here I am 
gonna eat sum ass


[JayJayBurrito]


He’s Gonna shake some booty
He don’t want no fuckin coochie 
If you talkin to him straight
You better learn to speakn’ fruity

He won’t talk unless your gay
Talkin cock no chick fil a
If you wanna make his day
Bend him over him yay

He fucked me in this way 
I dunno that’s kinda gay
turned to god It made him prayer
This bussy wet is salivate

He enjoyed the bbc
On his knees he screams and pleas
For his bussy to release
From the demons in the sheets

He gets it wet because he owns it
Bend it back and gets back on it
He be riding super sonic
While he sippin on the tonic

Because you know it’s Christmas Day
And you know it’s hella gay
When you open up a present
And a dildos in yah face

And then he asks if he can use it
While he physically abuse it
Tune him out, to some music
While he cums you can’t refuse it 

Start the licking like a mutt
While your suckin on his nuts
Put your fingers in his butt
And now your digging in his hut

And he asks if it’s for free doh
For me drinkin up his dee though
And I asked him for one thing
Go and like JayJayBurrito

Gay Christmas Serenade (feat. BigRic) (prod. EZAU!)

Santa’s little workshop


(Cannibal elf behavior)


[30Spiders] 

Im gonna stuff you in a stocking
I’m gonna choke you till it’s stopping
I’m gonna fuck you till it’s sloppy
I’m gonna drink your blood hot chocy

I’m gonna kill him till he really really dead
Run up on him with the sleigh bells pop him in the head
Melting like a candy cane my hands are really red
Squirting blood into the snow I’m gonna crush him with the sled

[JayJayBurrito]

I’m gonna crunch on your bones like a cookie
I’m gonna spread them cheeks take a lookie
Chocolate chips coming out yah ass lookin goopy
Lick it up, hair in my mouth you’re like a wookie

Candy cane dagger on my hip gonna rip
Hot chocolate beer on my lip take a sip
Gang bangin Rudolph know I grip on the whip
Whisper in his ear how’s the tip of my dick


(Elf’s arguing)


[30Spiders]


Aye yeah, in the snow


[JayJayBurrito]


North side banging know we in the North Pole

Aye yeah it’s getting cold


[30Spiders]

Yeah, ima put your body where the wind don’t blow

Aye yeah, in the snow


[JayJayBurrito]


North side banging know we in the North Pole

Aye yeah it’s getting cold


[30Spiders]

Yeah, ima put your body where the wind don’t blow


(Elf’s apologizing to each other for the way they acted towards each other earlier in the song. They are sincere in the apology and hope to continue r*ping reindeer and dismembering every living thing that comes in their path. They are brothers, soul bonded siblings from different breeders. The ones that shall not be trifled with nor disrespected in any regarded. The kings upon a sad thrown sitting on lies of past judgement from the so called ruler they serve. To slave away in a shop, is the duty of an elf. And they will continue to serve the high lord of the snow. But they will find new found purpose in this life. As the skin rots off the bone of their fingers, and the hallucinations from no sleep start to kick in. As the frigid temperatures make their skin purple, and the scoliosis starts to shift their spines. They shall bare the pain, for they are brothers, and must survive, but not for themselves, but for each other)


[30Spiders]


Merry Christmas


[JayJayBurrito]


To, you

Santa's little workshop (feat. 30Spiders) (prod. Call Me G)

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