This is  a nonsense song I was inspired to come up with over a couple of days. I decided it would be a nice twist for it to turn out to be  love song and imagined some characters singing it, including the protagonist of my Puella Magi Madoka Magica Quest, so, to provide the players with the tune, I have uploaded this (mistakes and all). It could probably do with tweaks, but this is where it stands at the time of this upload. There're a lot of silly references in the lyrics if you want to look for them.

“If I ask you a question, will you answer me, please?
Why is it that flea markets do not sell fleas?
Why is it that socks do not stay at the knees?
And why aren’t there trade unions whose members are bees?
Why isn’t the  Moon actually made out of cheese?
Why can’t I see forests, when I can see trees?
Why don’t we pay fies, foes and fums, if we have to pay fees?
Why can’t pianos open locks with all of their keys?
Why aren’t circles all hot if they’re three–sixty degrees?
Why don’t all princesses really hate peas?
If it’s good for the ganders, is it good for the geese?
Is there a place “Nephew”, if France has a Nice?
Can you cut wars into divisions to create world piece?
Why aren’t lightning bolts covered in grease?
And why aren’t sheep conmen if they’re covered in fleece?
If I ask you a question will you answer me now?
If I want to know who, what, where, when, why, or if I want to know how?
Well, why was the space race not won by a cow?
If we need to fill up, why’s it down that we chow?
Why can’t we tie ribbons in a curtsey or bow?
Why can’t we place a strong horse, behind an old plough?
Is the future a gift if the present is now?
I’m a curious person and I want to know more,
But there’s an answer I need the most of all
For a question I need to ask specifically of you,
I need an answer more important than forty-two
Before I ask you, it’s my turn to teach
For when I look in your eyes it’s t’ward your hand I must reach
I know this explanation is taking real long,
And I sound like a fool as I sing this nonsense song
But in the end it’ll all be worth it to me
So long as you answer affirmatively
As such I ask you to answer my plea
So will you, oh will you, go out with me?”

Sereg