Join hosts Jason Pargin and David Bell as they take a deep dive into the bad habits of modern blockbusters... starting with the way characters are written.

Why Modern Blockbusters Bore - 01 - Characters

Join hosts Jason Pargin and David Bell as they take a deep dive into the bad habits of modern blockbusters... this time exploring the many ways the structure of story gets screwed.

Why Modern Blockbusters Bore - 02 - Story Structure

It is again time to get trapped in the mind of a madman by playing Marvel Questprobe text adventure games! This time it's Spider-Man: Brockway is your Spider-Master, while Seanbaby, Taylor Moore, and Tim Platt from Rude Tales of Magic and Oh These, Those Stars of Space are your Spider-Man! Singular. They comprise one Spider-Man only.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 64, Marvel Questprobe Spider-Man with Taylor Moore And TIm Platt

Our heroes celebrate a bizarre fantasy about American mediocrity or maybe sewer monsters, who can say.

We Just Watched... Big Trouble In Little China

Abe and Mike discuss the 1982 anthology horror Creepshow! Stephen King acts in this one! The Kings discuss anthology as a form, the interesting production, and comic book vibe of the film.

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Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty

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561. Kings of King: Creepshow

Armed with a special guest, our heroes carefully deconstruct the latest Marvel film in a way that will surely please the hardcore fans.

We Just Watched... Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (With Adam Ganser)

Our heroes discuss a dumb blockbuster that actually works.

We Just Watched... Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

Our hosts talk about a trail of robot confusion from one of the best films ever made.

Into The Mr. Universe - 13: Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Our limited series with co-hosts Abe Epperson and David Bell digs deep into the internet meme of the “dad movie.” We can all probably name a dad movie, but can we isolate the tropes that really make this a bona fide film genre? Let’s find out!

Features:
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David Bell: https://twitter.com/MovieHooligan

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681. Inside Dads: Heat, and other Crime Films

This one takes us to the unfortunate year of 1990 and the world of made-for-TV movies as Michael and Abe tackle the 3-hour two-part miniseries “It.” The king beans haven’t gotten to check in with each other for a while and this episode starts with a selfish catching up of each others’ lives and reminiscing about our past. Just like It, except for the bludgeoning and ripping asunder of a trans-universal spider and the coming-of-age orgies. Let’s see where they stack this one in the films reviewed so far!

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311. Kings of King: Stephen King’s It (1990)

Seanbaby and Brockway are honored with the presence of voice actress Fryda Wolff, who helps them uncover the sinister, decades-long mystery hidden in the Heathcliff comic strip.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 9, Hey What The Fuck Heathcliff?

Small Beans Podcasting is a place for beans of every sort to come bean it up. Free your soul, eh? Be a frijole.

311. Kings of King: Stephen King’s It (1990)

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