Frame Rate, the show where we rate frames.

Frame Rate

Michael and Abe discuss Saving Private Ryan, and suggest some alternate titles.

1. Frame Rate: Saving Private Ryan

Abe and Michael discuss 1999's The Mummy, and learn of Brendan Fraser's untimely death (and resurrection).

2. Frame Rate: The Mummy (1999)

Abe and Michael spoil Star Wars: The Last Jedi, in every possible sense of the word.

5. Frame Rate: The Last Jedi

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goOHMYGODSOMEONEISINTHEHOUSE!!!! The Beans talk Tension of the Highest sort.

8. Frame Rate: High Tension

Michael and Abraham, Mr. Celadon and Mr. Burgundy respectively, dive into Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs.

13. Frame Rate: Reservoir Dogs

Movie hooligan David Bell joins Abe and Michael to discuss Joss Whedon's horror deconstruction classic and argue about what kind of blood evil gods like best.

18. Frame Rate: The Cabin in the Woods (Feat. David Bell)

Brace yourselves, because the Frame Rate gang are covering disgraced comedian Louis C.K.'s final aborted film, I Love You, Daddy. SPOILERS: It sucks. We talk about why!

23. Frame Rate: Louis C.K.'s I Love You, Daddy (Feat. Katy Stoll and Maggie Mae Fish)

Abe and Michael dive Vibranium-first into Ryan Coogler's Disney's Marvel's Black Panther.

28. Frame Rate: Black Panther

The inimitable Robert Evans joins the team for some Gal-Q Talk. Kids call it Gal-Q now, get on that.

29. Frame Rate: Galaxy Quest (Feat. Robert Evans)

Gamefully Unemployed's own David Christopher Bell kindly stops in to explain why Starship Troopers actually doesn't suck if you understand satire, ya dope.

45. Frame Rate: Starship Troopers (Feat. David Bell)

Robert Evans helps Abe and Mike wrap their heads around PTA's epic masterpiece, Magnolia, in all of its 3-hour glory. Get ready to understand everything about everything, buttholes.

56. Frame Rate: Magnolia (Feat. Robert Evans)

DOB stops by to unabashedly defend Mel Gibson's every choice, action and belief. Just kidding; we talk about Maverick.

63. Frame Rate: Maverick (Feat. Daniel O'Brien)

Abe, Mike, and special guest DOB dive into one of the few Tim Burton movies that doesn't feature vertical black-and-white stripes! Featuring a cast of thousands, most of whom get turned into red skeletons.

71. Frame Rate: Mars Attacks! (Feat. Daniel O'Brien)

Three good friends attempt to define dancing. It's our Wall-E episode!

73. Frame Rate: Wall-E (Feat. Starline Hodge)

Festering creep, or misunderstood misanthrope? Tom Reimann joins Abe and Michael to dig into the foam-rubber grave of Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! BEETLEJUICE!

84. Frame Rate: Beetlejuice (Feat. Tom Reimann)

DOB, Abe and Swaim join forces yet again to bring you the latest installment in a never-ending cycle of repetitious content they will stay forever trapped within unless they become better men.

93. Frame Rate: Groundhog Day (Feat. Daniel O'Brien)

It's a story of three generations of an American family. I've always wondered why no one's done that! Join perennial favorite Katie Willert to tackle the complexities of motherhood, and how sometimes, you just gotta hit your kids with a belt in the rain.

98. Frame Rate: Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood (Feat. Katie Willert)

Host of The Bechdel Cast and comedian/hacker extraordinaire Jamie Loftus joins Michael and Abe in suddenly realizing that a movie they thought was really funny as teens is now wildly uncomfortable to sit through. If you like Small Beans AND Judd Apatow, listen to the episode and prepare for one of those things to change!

102. Frame Rate: The 40-Year-Old Virgin (Feat. Jamie Loftus)

Frame Rate takes aim at the original Nazi-scalping history-changers, the  Inglourious Basterds! Daniel O'Brien sits in to help dissect Tarantino's bloody masterwork.

112. Frame Rate: Inglourious Basterds (Feat. Daniel O'Brien)

After narrowly surviving an encounter with a wild cloud of marijuana vapor, comedian, journalist, author and host of Behind The Bastards Robert Evans joins Abe and Michael to punch Nazis. Or at least analyze a great film about some serious Nazi-punching punks. 

Reach right through this door here and give the episode a listen! Seriously, nothing bad will happen to your arm. We don't know why you'd even insinuate that.

117. Frame Rate: Green Room (Feat. Robert Evans)

Small Beans Podcasting is a place for beans of every sort to come bean it up. Free your soul, eh? Be a frijole.