(consent is mandatory, coercion is not consent, this is a joke song)

(no) homo (150bpm)

v: 
g
why you acting so shocked
c
you asked to try something new
g
and you’re uwu such a bottom
c
so what am i supposed to do?
g
i already brought the backpack
c
now you gotta pull through
em                          
if someones getting  fucked tonight 
d                   g
its gonna be you

ch: 
g                              c      d
i’m not trying to get over you
g                              c      d
i’m trying to get behind you
g                              c      d
i‘m not trying to get over you
g                              c      d  e
i‘m trying to get inside you

c
you will like it trust me babe
d
just do as bonnie tyler said
e
in that one song your mom likes now 
d
get on your knees and
g                 c
turn around (bright eyes)

	

v: you can just close your eyes
pretend im (uh idk)
that doesn’t make it better
but it‘s already pretty good so
if you wanna go again 
i won‘t let anyone know
i promise it’s not gay
if we say no homo bro

ch: i’m not trying to get over you
i’m trying to get behind you
i‘m not trying to get over you
i‘m trying to get inside you

you will like it trust me babe
just do as bonnie tyler said
in that one song your mom likes now 
get on your knees and
turn around (bright eyes)

v: you said we should be friends
after all of this is over
but i did not expect
you’d be the one bending over
this can stay between us
im not gonna expose you
if it helps you loosen up
i’ll sign your non disclosure

ch: i’m not trying to get over you
i’m trying to get behind you
i‘m not trying to get over you
i‘m trying to get inside you

you will like it trust me babe
just do as bonnie tyler said
in that one song your mom likes now 
get on your knees and
turn around (bright eyes)

(no) homo

(check out https://soundcloud.com/pipedreamplumber 
we wrote this around a bonfire last summer)

2 guys 1 trenchcoat (110bpm) capo 2nd

v: 
g
you said you're into tall guys but I 
c 
swear it’s not about size 
g 
I will take you out to dinner 

come pick u up at eight 
c
Surprise! i brought a friend it’s kind of 
d                   
like a double date cause we are

ch: 
g             c
two guys in a trench coat just 
g        c
trying to impress u 
a                                                   d
bio said 6 feet and up but there's only four 
                            c
feet between the two of us
cause we’re just two guys in a trench coat just trying to impress you
you gotta be this tall to ride but i’ll let you ride me tonight

v: I can't live up to your standards alone
but if you let us take you home
promise were twice the man than your ex
but somehow even worse at sex
and also

ch: two guys in a trench coat just 
trying to impress u 
bio said 6 feet and up but there's only four feet between the two of us
cause were just two guys in a trench coat just trying to impress you
you gotta be this tall to ride but ill let you ride me tonight


it even has pockets!



v: maybe at first she'll shy away
but after a few dates she will say
"I didn't think much of polyamory
but I guess both of them are into me"
now she's with

ch: two guys in a trench coat just 
trying to impress u 
bio said 6 feet and up but there's only four feet between the two of us
cause shes with two guys in a trench coat just trying to impress you
you gotta be this tall to ride but i’ll let you ride me tonight

nicotinfrei

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