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Free America The Continental Grenadiers March

La Grenadiere  Fife and Drum

Hitler Has Only Got One Ball (Extra Offensive)

Satirical song created by YouTuber itsRuka

Lyrics (from the site Plyric)
Verse 1
As I walk into Poland w/ an army of men
I take a look at my Reich, & realize it's grown big
'Cause I've been purging so much of Europe that
Even Mussolini's saying "let's slow it up"
But I ain't ever took a land that didn't deserve it
Aryans not in charge, you know that's a chutzpah
You best prepare coffins
I won't soften
The jews and the gypsies all must die at once
I hate to be a dick, but it's natural law
We are very, very strong, and don't get along (With jews)
I'm the kind of leader all the Germans wanna be like

Socialist, national in front of millions shouting "SIEG HEIL!"


Chorus 1
I've been leading the Third Reich, living in an Adolf's Paradise
I've been starting World War Zewi, living in an Adolf's Paradise
I made Greece & Belgium mine, living in an Adolf's Paradise
I've been killing Bergs & Steins, living in an Adolf's Paradise


Verse 2
Look at the situation, of our inflation
I don't mean to invade France, but they are very weak
They bent over in June 1940
We just wanted to pass through, on our way to Turkey
Our educated youth wears long funny socks
I'm a 10 in my looks, & I'm named for a fox
Was a soldier in World War 1 & a painter
But I was rejected twice from Art Vienna School
Weimer Republic had some problems so I said kill the Social Democrats, cripples & gays

In '43, jews tried to rise up in Warsaw, but we burned the whole ghetto to the floor


Pre-Chorus 1
Tell me why don't we, hate Japanese?
Oh, we'll sort through them
In World War III


Chorus 2
I took Poland & Norway, living in an Adolf's Paradise
I will conquer Earth & sky, living in an Adolf's Paradise

My men goose step wearing tights, living in an Adolf's Paradise

I made Dutchmen ride on bikes, living in an Adolf's Paradise


Verse 3
Shave the heads of Juden
Lead them to the shower
Burn them in the kiln
Just to show my power
Switzerland is neutral
But England really bombed the fuckin' scheisse out of Dresden, & USA's awakened
The Soviets have entered Berlin, & I'm thinking
A bullet to the brain might just be the next best thing
I guess that's it
I guess I lost
& I fucked up
But I just did it for the memes & lulz, dude


Chorus 3
I didn't mean to start a fight, living in an Adolf's Paradise
I just wanted gesundheit, living in an Adolf's Paradise
We got owned by the Allies, living in an Adolf's Paradise
I thought we were the good guys, living in an Adolf's Paradise


Pre-Chorus 2
Tell me why did we turn on Russkis?
And the Japs pulled in
Americanese
Give Eichmann my keys
Head to Buenos Aires
You can hide out there
From Israelis


Adolf's Paradise by itsRuka

This arrangement was based on Chase Holfelder's "The Star-Spangled Banner (Minor Key Version), but for flugelhorn and trumpet.  Because this election is so polarizing, I felt this chilling rendition of our national anthem was fitting.

The Star-Spangled Banner
Words by Francis Scott Key
Based on a melody by John Stafford Smith
Arranged by Chase Holfelder
Transcribed by Robert Aslin
Flugelhorn - Robert Aslin
Trumpet - Robert Aslin

Star-Spangled Banner in Minor Key

Nous avons ici la musique du début du court-métrage de Disney Der Fuehrer's Face. 

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Shaun

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