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We’re back with the music video about a game studio that brought us a variety of classics, but never released any game with number 3 in its name — VALVE. The company behind Half-Life, Portal, Counter-Strike, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, DOTA 2 and much more. 

ELLEN MCLAIN, the original voice of GLaDOS from “Portal” and “Portal 2”, agreed to sing the part of everyone's favourite mad robot. 

THE STUPENDIUM, the amazing nerdcore artist who you know and love, performed the Gabe Newell’s part! 

And finally, we got Valve’s CEO, GABE NEWELL himself, to record a couple of lines for the beginning and the end of the song!

released March 29, 2021 
“Count to Three” by 
THE CHALKEATERS 

Executive producer / songwriter: 
Alios

Sound producer / lead arranger / engineer: 
Masel

Arranger / guitars / choir production: 
Ergy

Lead artist / art director: 
Pondis

Lead animator / video composer: 
Lenich

Character animator: 
Yumi the Cat 

Gabe Newell vocals: The Stupendium
GLaDOS vocals: Ellen McLain (original voice of GLaDOS) 
Alyx vocals: Holly Turton 

Supporting arranger / piano: Dmitry Kovzel 
Drums: Matias Menarguez 
Trumpet: Bruno Brito 
Saxophones: Weber Marely 
Trombone: Felipe Coelho 
Supporting artists: Hunternif, Koldan Grey, Freskovich, QuietVictories 

Choir: Hineko, Vasya, Martie, Chaos Angel, tooi_cat, Venix, Walter, Dmitry Litvinov, Tsumikashi, Lenich, Ergy, Dmitry Kovzel, Nikdoge, Felya, Jerico, Choki, Finch under cover, BertyDahlia, Victor Bird 

Mastered by Stuart Hawkes at Metropolis Studios 

Special thanks to: 
Gabe Newell and Michael ‘Lewi’ Lewington for recording Gabe’s awesome cameo! 
Erik Wolpaw for allowing us to use Valve’s characters for the song! 
Jamie Lopez, Wendi Wills, Tom McGurk for helping us to get Ellen on board 
Bill Van Buren for helping us with the GLaDOS voice 
ZhenyaHacker, Kizuru and Martie for being our favourite test subjects 
Vasya, Nikita Dobrinskiy, Chaos Angel for great ideas and overall support

Count To Three (feat. The Stupendium and Ellen McLain)

Once again, I do not own this track. All credit goes to Metal Fortress for this amazing track!
Here's their Youtube channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCu5mvfbtdqWv3FXs-cD6Fug
Here's the link to the original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szl0PMg356Y
Go check them out!

P.S. If any thot bots or free plays/followers bots comment here, prepare to be called a wench. I hate you

Champion Cynthia Pokémon Theme DOOM Remix By Metal Fortress

I don't own anything, credit goes to the original maker (I don't know who, sorry) :(

Surprise Buttsecks

last gangnam I gave you my style

Created by Dutvutan (a.k.a. Scoutellite). yeah.
Sniper will kill all of the spies.

Converter - www.youtube-mp3.org

Dutvutan/Scoutellite - Sniper's Godly Knife

All Rights are Reserved to mymapagainstyourcash. Purely uploaded for entertainment purposes and to spread the love of this song.

This is a fun song I found while I was playing Portal 2 on YouTube. I could not find it on Soundcloud. So, here it is.

Links:
Video: https -- //www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrhSmL6C51w
Converter -- www.youtube-mp3.org

Cave Johnson — The Ambition Song

Instrumental version of Surprise Buttsecks

Surprise Buttsecks [INSTRUMENTAL]

The N*gga Song (Clean Sing Along Version)

SHOCKING SKLAX AND MIKEL JAKSIN SEX VIDEO LEAKED!

This is an Electro Swing Remix of the "Crazy Science Owls" theme i wrote for A Hat In Time. Since the song was a bit of a fan favourite in the beta I thought it would be fun to present you this new Electro Swing version. A Hat In Time's soundtrack covers a wide range of genres and the original version of the song played during Chapter 3, Act 1: Trainwreck of Science and had a 1930's inspired Big Band sound.

Game: A Hat In Time
Developer: Gears For Breakfast
Release Date: TBA
Platform: PC & Mac

A Hat in Time - Crazy Science Owls (Trainwreck of Science)
Original Music written by Pascal Michael Stiefel
Remixed, ReArranged and Orchestrated by Pascal Michael Stiefel

You can listen to the original version of the song here :

A Hat in Time - Crazy Science Owls (Trainwreck of Science)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NVSp0oho0c

Visit my Channel to hear more Game Remixes by me:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Plasma3Music

A Hat in Time is available in Beta for PC & Mac:
Official Website: http://hatintime.com/
Get Beta Access! http://hatintime.com/preorder
Twitter: http://twitter.com/HatinTime
Facebook: http://facebook.com/HatinTime


Get this track!

Trainwreck Of Electro Swing - A Hat In Time Remix

NOTE: I will be removing this track from Soundcloud in the next month or so due to Soundcloud changing their policy on training AI models on user content. I have enabled downloads so you can grab it while it is still up. You can also listen to this on my Youtube, Bandcamp, or Spotify page.

I've put the tracks from every Saxxy entry I composed up for sale on itch.io. If you're interested, please check it out and considering buying the album: http://pumodi.itch.io/saxxy-songs-2015

Here is the original soundtrack to the 2015 Saxxy Overall Winner: Turbulence! I had a great time working with the creator, Dunkle.
Watch: https://youtu.be/fqSyibSPq5w

Vote for Turbulence here: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=552679096

You can watch the other Saxxies I worked on this year here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtaUUjp2VXrK9aFkQmvkYWm5j7NHyDGtB

Turbulence

Buy The Album!

Turbulence Original Soundtrack [Saxxy Awards 2015]

Purely Entertainment purposes. All Rights are Reserved to JonTronshow and Schmoyoho. If JonTron, Schmoyoho, or any of the artists involved in the making of the music video wish for me to take down the song, then I will. Message me to ask to take it down.

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I <3 JonTron. This is to spread the video to soundcloud. Hope you enjoy. :D

Original Video: https://youtu.be/Oy_JlG7C-T8
JonTron: http://normalboots.com/author/jontronshow
Schmoyoho:  https://www.youtube.com/user/schmoyoho
Schmoyoho's SoundCloud: @schmoyoho
Converter: www.2conv.com

Artists Involved:
FtK: http://fluttershythekind.tumblr.com
Pixlpit: http://www.youtube.com/pixlpit
Cassidy Stone: https://twitter.com/CassidyStone1
FERG!: http://tinyurl.com/h853du9
Mike Bedsole: http://youtube.com/c/mikebedsole
Louie Zong: http://www.louiezong.com
Sean Rhodes: http://www.traumatrope.tumblr.com
TopSpinTheFuzzy: http://tinyurl.com/zhc4kth
Fungasm: https://www.youtube.com/user/FungasmTube
Dalton Brown: http://www.youtube.com/TheSmashToons
Daniel Tan (supardanil): https://www.youtube.com/user/CoxnCrendor
Danny A Reyes (oryozema): https://www.youtube.com/user/oryozema
Lt. Eddy: http://tinyurl.com/halpj5k
Taylor Parrish: http://www.taylorparrishart.tumblr.com
CatFat: https://www.youtube.com/user/CatFatNG
Brandon Turner: http://tinyurl.com/hz9z25g
SIR: http://tinyurl.com/zhgb7zu
MrChambers: http://tinyurl.com/zf3lc97
Steve Dorian (Lemony Fresh): http://tinyurl.com/z5h3jbc
Flannelson: http://www.youtube.com/flannelson
Lucas Pacheco: https://www.vimeo.com/120929327
Stejkrobot: http://www.Youtube.com/stejkrobot

JonTron - Firework (Full Cover)

Absolute Territory (or Zettai Ryouiki 絶対領域) details the area of the thigh between the skirt and the sock. It has been said that this mysterious and dangerous area is a magnet for one's gaze... 
Artwork by: Gashi-gashi (gashi45.tumblr.com)

Lyrics:
She's got a fetish for fine art 
A pair of knee-socks and an oversized sweatshirt 
She goes right to my heart 
She comes a'knocking with her stocking and I get hurt 

I get the feeling I'm in deep 
Troubled waters but they're only thigh-high 
This kind of girl don't get no sleep 
Don't wake your father, skip the starters, strap those garters up 
Oh my my! 

Checkered pattern on your skirt 
I see you flaunting, see you taunting, it's so sickening 
I can't resist the way you flirt 
I should be dead but my heartbeat's quickening 

I get the feeling less is more 
It's an excuse just to shake your little derrière 
That ratio; a perfect score 
A girl's status is measured by her denier 

Lie down baby 
Arch your back now 
Maybe you can help me get what I want 
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine 
It's all about the game and what you flaunt 

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you 
When you know that you're not teasing me 
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory 

(You're so hotly contested, here's a tip 
You should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip) 

That's it, baby, take control 
You're so enticing, mesmerizing, don't know how to react 
You're gonna steal my very soul 
More manslaughter than the third impact 

I see you strutting in that pleat 
Double-taking, yeah I'm shaking and you know it shows 
This kind of girl just can't be beat 
She whispers in my ear 
Take off your clothes 

Lie down baby 
Arch your back now 
Maybe you can help me get what I want 
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine 
It's all about the game and what you flaunt 

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you 
When you know that you're not teasing me 
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

Absolute Territory

wario becomes a dj but fucking dies

" DROWNS "

This is one of 7 full length Theme Remixes i made for the JonTron Show.
I had alot of fun making them and I hope you'll get to hear some of them in the upcoming episodes !

I had to compose alot of new parts for the theme in order to get the track to 3 minutes length. I hope you enjoy them.

JonTron Theme Full Remixes - Orchestral Rock

THEY HAVE THE EXACT SAME BPM.

Edit: Here's an extended version because why the hell not: https://youtu.be/niuf0URHleo

OG Music:
~ sans - Undertale
~ Pump - Valentino Khan

holy shit guys i just made the greatest discovery ever

This track is not made by me, I am not affiliated with the production of this music in any way. It wasn't on soundcloud, so I put it on soundcloud. This track was made by Andrew Hulshult, his youtube channel is here: https://www.youtube.com/user/nukdukemfornever. The original track is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_o5j9srb40. Again, I take no ownership to this music whatsoever.

Doom - I Sawed The Demons Remake By Andrew Hulshult -FeatAdrian De Leon

This track is not mine, it is from an artist by the name of "Qumu". I am not part of this track's production or anything with it, the artist's YouTube channel is linked here: https://www.youtube.com/user/qumumusic. The link to the specific song is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9urNCVWnh8.

Super Mario World - Athletic Theme [Qumu Remix]

Thanks to 15.ai for giving me the tools to make this fustercluck of a thing.
All I gotta say, I'm gonna put my Chromebook in the RIGHT slot next time.

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