Critical Mass

Hot Guy Winter



(Intro)

Ayo 

Oh my god

Girl put your clothes back on

No I’m a hot girl

It ain’t hot girl summer anymore

Yes it is!

Aight look



(Hook)

Real ass shiva so I stay inside and knit (shiva)

Make me a muffin, you stupid ass bitch (make it)

My dick is cold so I put it in her tits

It’s a Hot Guy Winter so you know the fire lit (it’s lit)

My hands got cold, so I wear an over mit

It’s a Hot Guy Winter so you know the fire lit (it’s lit)

She’s like a dog, so I tell her where to sit

It’s a Hot Guy Winter so you know the fire lit

(yeah, uh, yeah, uh, yeah, okay)



(Verse 1)

Uh, I love to whip out this dick and let it feel the breeze (breeze)

Especially when the weather’s under 30 degrees (degrees)

I run my fingers through your bitches hair, soft as a feather (feather)

I slowly work my fingers down to her butthole all for her pleasure (*fart*)

I know how to excite her, how to drive her crazy (? inaudible)

When I’m done with her she look at me all spacey

My bitch she got diarrhea so I am well fed (*farts*)

I’m all up in that ass like a starving African kid (yummy)

Call me Prince Harry yeah I own a lot of land

And when I masturbate, I only use my hand (*dick noises?*)

I’m a ladies man I believe in chivalry

I only spank my bitch when she doesn’t swallow my weenie juice (ow)

I like big titties, bigger than ObamaCare

I fuck your bitch and I wear her clothes,

I like the way her thing makes my ass feel (uncomfortable)



(Hook)

Real ass shiva so I stay inside and knit (family fresh produce)

Make me a muffin, you stupid ass bitch (Toyota Prius)

My dick is cold so I put it in her tits

It’s a Hot Guy Winter so you know the fire lit (green beans)

My hands got cold, so I wear an over mit (my nostril)

It’s a Hot Guy Winter so you know the fire lit (wind tunnels)

She’s like a dog, so I tell her where to sit (earlobes)

It’s a Hot Guy Winter so you know the fire lit

(yeah, yeah, yeah)



(Verse 2)

I got salami on my fingers, when I fart it lingers

It’s not actually salami it’s dick cheese (yum)

My jizz is white, and my balls are blue (yuh)

So it’s a white Christmas when I’m with you (it’s white)

I’m not like Stephen hawking, I’m a stand up guy (stand up)

I gave my pimple wings, so now my pimple fly (fly)

When we’re talking boobies you know I’m a nipple guy (nipple)

When we’re talking toilet paper I use triple

ply (triple)

I eat oats (damn)

I fuck goats (raw)

When I row, I row boats (shit),

Three men use the bathroom, so three dicks pee (dicks)

I masturbate to Anderson Cooper 360 (oo)

I woke up in the morning, sautéed my D (sautee)

My father had Lebron James’ penis pulled up on Snapchat



(Bridge)

Whoa

Butt butt butt butt boy

Who dis?

Burger Brandon?



(Verse 3)

My name is Burger Brandon (Burger Brandon)

I shoot my cum at random (*sex noise*)

If you wants my fries you need to rub my thick thighs (*intense pleasure*)

And in the process of doing that you’ll make my dick rise (Atlanta)

Then go suck my guys and get a special prize (meow)

I wanna go masturbate to the Land Before Time (achoo)

Something about dinosaurs makes my dino sore (wub wub)

I dream of my women looking like Optimus Prime 

I’m so horny, oh my fucking God!



(Hook)

Real ass shiva so I stay inside and knit (Barack Obama)

Make me a muffin, you stupid ass bitch (airplane seats)

My dick is cold so I put it in her tits

It’s a Hot Guy Winter so you know the fire lit 

My hands got cold, so I wear an over mit (purple iguanas)

It’s a Hot Guy Winter so you know the fire lit 

She’s like a dog, so I tell her where to sit

It’s a Hot Guy Winter so you know the fire lit

(Chinese chicken)



(Outro)

Oh my God

Hot Guy Winter

That’s so offensive

Bitch

Hot Guy Winter

Dick size from smallest to averagest:
Burger Brandon, War, Royce

The Big P.P.

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