TriangleBattles: The Complete Collection

lyrics made by Recd on YouTube 

edit with the original track and lyrics made by me.

Vs Hex Friday Night Funkin (Glitcher with lyrics combined with original track)

Vladimyr P. as Doug Funnie
Fightmarker as Charlie Brown

Doug Funnie:
I’m writing in my journal cuz Doug really finds it Funnie
That you cannot kick a football; and you still think you can thud me?
When I drop beats on this Peanut; I’ll crack his chances with Peggy
This insecure Caillou look-alike loser cannot compare to me!
The pencil makes my point formally
So I will be the last artist to draw up your conclusion perfectly
This Pumpkin’s not so Great so I’ll give you a Chocolate Swirly
And this will not be the final time I bake Charlie to Brownies

Charlie Brown:
Good Grief! Could you have dragged your entry on any longer?
Even with such little screen time my verse be kicking this harder
Than my chances with a football; you need a reiteration
Cuz the only way you’re fit to win’s in your imagination
You’ve run out of good ideas cuz facing me wasn’t one of them
And Since I’m Smashing Adam, I will just leave you to struggle then
This ain’t the first time a hero Doug his own grave
Ironically enough, you’re the only one needing saved
Cuz The Hamburger Boy couldn’t serve me fresh beef
So I’ll give you a real reason to be causing me grief
So I’ll be flippin’ your Patti cuz your game is awfully crappy
And you couldn’t dare to tag me so why try your best outrapping me?
This is your Biggest Brawl and you’re most certain to fall
Because it seems you couldn’t rock a Beet for me at all
Cuz you’re average and bland it’s like I’m speaking to a wall
Next time I won’t be so nice; you will still ball up and bawl!

Doug Funnie:
But you’ll be the one to suffer, and I’ll surely find it comical
I always make it possible to overcome any obstacle
You flunked that verse you spat; just another thing I should log
And you think you’ll win? What? You smokin’ it up with Snoop, dawg?
You fill me up with rage, but I won’t be one to show it
You must be one in my fan club so I’ll show you how to flow this
Am I makin’ you Jelly with a face fit with my mother?
Charlie Brown’s nothing but bad news, so I’ll smear this peanut butter
And I’ll kick him off the track cuz this what real men are made for
I bring the Peppermint so spicy this child will have to take four
You’re lacking in any leadership; can’t bring more to this fight?
You’re ‘bout as dumb as the rocks you got on Halloween night!
Getting bullied by your allies isn’t typical behavior
Chuck bit more than he can chew cuz this is rock vs paper
We’re alike, you and I, so I understand your strife
But how you Happy with that verse when you’re unhappy with your life?

Charlie Brown:
Your show is buried in embarrassment; my franchise still thrives
Funnily enough I’ll be humiliating Doug Live
With my above-average vocabulary; here is my advisory
Don’t plagiarize my shtick you’ve written down in your diary
I’ve called your Bluff in beating me that’s something I resent
But that horrible try in rhyme is the thing you should repent
Tried to guess on this test be makin’ you feel stressed
So it seems your victory’s not the only thing gone West.

Writer: Vlad
Beat Producer: ESKRY
Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Charlie Brown vs Doug Funnie. Universal Rap Battles

GREAT DEALS ON A SPECIALTY [Rap Battle]!!!
Quizzique as Spamton 
RaccoonBro as Solomon
Beat produced by Tom Quick, Audio Network
Written by Trakked, CreeperPasta 
Additional help by King Ducky
Mixed by GamingPlush64, Trakked (beat mix)
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:

Solomon:
Still the best since 1973 (uh)
Spillin’ RED, can’t try to fend against me
When you.. start seeing me come onto the screen
You know a better, badder monster just walked onto the scene
Tried to bite off a Kaiju, uh, you really wanna fight me, bud?
Glasses looking static, broken, when I open, light him up
Leave a Kromer addict moping, choking, go and try to front
Ya never seen the sky while I'm in flight, don't give a flying fuck

Spamton (0:42):
HEY! H-H-HEY! ARE YOU [Living Alone?]
IF YOU WANT SOME [Compensation] THEN COME [Pick up the phone]
YOU'RE TRAIT eR<, AREN'T YOU? HERE'S A [Deal] YOU CAN'T PASS
FOR A [Very Specil Offer] YOU CAN [Kiss my ass!]
I”M A [BIG SHOT!] CLIPPING STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR [Hitbox]
LOOKING LIKE A [piece of junk] I’D SEE IN THE GIFT SHOP
[10 out of 10 rated] SO YOU KNOW I'M THE BEST 
IF YOU WONT TAKE MY DEAL THEN YOU CAN [Die like the rest.]

Solomon:
Tryna frighten Lightners by popping out of your box
Used to be at the top of your game and then you fell off
Just like your stocks, maybe go crash and burn somewhere else
A literal dumpster fire 'gainst a hero from Hell
I'd much rather die than buy your shitty products
Tryna fight, but your prices are dropping, it's idiotic
Cry back to the Addisons; I'm not one you can bribe
Drop all your pals like flies and now I'm dropping the mic

Spamton (1:25):
…..
Mike…
Mike.. are you listening?
Are you there?
Help me, Mike…..
…
HEHAHAHHHEHHAHH (spamton laugh)
(*beat glitches back in*)
[Don't believe what you see on TV], AND I MEAN IT!!!
[Holy Queen of Sweden]!! THOSE TEETH NEED SOME CLEANING!!
YOU NEED TO [save Face] AND KEEP YOURSELF LOCKED
WANT [Your ticket to redemption]?? SIMPLY [Hyperlink Blocked]
YOU'LL NEED [health insurance] SINCE YOUR FACE GOT WRECKED
YOUR STORY HAS [scares!] BUT NO [HeartShapedObejct]
YOURE HOGGING THE [pie chart] AND I AINT GONNA TAKE CRUMBS
NOW TAKE A GODDAMN VACATION BACK TO THE HELL YOU CAME FROM!!!

Solomon:
Kris is your only friend, yet they still left ya slashed
You're just a puppet to the ratings; got some strings attached
Was evicted from the mansion, now NEO's your last resort
Another icy death when I rip your ads with scorn

Spamton (2:07):
PRESS [F1] FOR [Doubt]. IF YOU THINK THAT YOURE HOLY
YOUR [salvation] WAS ON SALE FOR [a limited time only]
I'M MR. [Help me! IT BURNS!], YOU CAN’T [stomach the heat]
PRAY FOR REVIVAL AGAIN AFTER THIS [Crushing] DEFEAT
(Spamton laugh)

Spamton vs Solomon - Rap Cypher #25

Which crazed fan has the best pen game? today we find out!

RNG as Stan

Jessebox as Anne

Written by: ThatOneDude1509

Mixed by: LightIWNL

Beat by: 2Deep

LYRICS:

[Stan] (0:11)
Dear Annie, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin
With that gut, looks like white’s the only castle that you’re rockin 
But I’m Joshin, I even got a poster on my wall pinned
Up of your movie, it’s almost as tearable as your plot is! 
Written letters from our idols got both of us into messes
But at least mine didn’t use his own writing to bash my head in
My idols still in his prime while yours is old and defenseless 
Lose sleep over someone your age, what is this young and the restless? (Oh)
Your crooked like italics but to off your idols bold 
Cause the only tragic endings are the ones your author wrote
Anyways, I hope you get this back, opposite your fans
Hit me back, just to chat, Sincerely yours, this is Stan 

[Annie Wilkes] (0:46)
You've fallen flat Stanley, (Uh) I’m crushing you with words
Cause I’m bored after sitting through that cockadoodie verse
Everything you boast about I was the one to do it first
Car crashes and child murder? hereditary but worse! (Ahh)
Drive your wife over the edge leaving her and you to die
The worst accident to take place on a bridge since PewDiePie 
Saying I’m the bad guy? Even Billie Eilish thinks you’re psycho!
Sleeping with unconscious minors and blaming your idol 
And killing your own wife while pregnant with your child 
A worse murder suicide than when Shady dropped Revival!
Try following the footsteps of a Rap God and get wrapped up
You’re a fake, can the real Slim Shady please stand up? (Ohhh)

[Stan]
This ratched nurse should study Dre, if she wants to be the best
‘Least when I get Paul on the line it’s not with the EMS
Your fantasies are pretend like airplanes in the night sky
And yet you still managed a worse love story than Twilight!
When it comes to bitches with mallets, even Harley’s less crazy
Thinking my ass is grass? Your lawnmowers hardly graze me
And I don’t have to be Shady to leave you outshadowed
So underground no wonder you hit the mantle (Woo)

[Annie Wilkes]
And this is from the guy whose name was soiled by dumb children (Huh?)
Thinking it’s a dido, no! You're a looser cannon than Nick is!
Spewing so much cap, Em would sign you for a daughter 
You’re a starter, man even your censored version hits harder!
Got a blondie in a killshot when he meets my colt cobra
The tea may have gone cold, but the beef is just not over
So I’ll toss ya’ the quill as a testament to your skill
You can write your final letters as part of your last will!

Anne Wilkes vs Stan - RNG Rap Battles

Hey there! This is the series premiere of a new series I'm working on on a different channel, I'll link the channel and battle in the description of this battle.

Anyways, this battle pits the classic candy bar, Twix, against the United States Government! Who will get your votes?

Chao as Twix
RaccoonBroVA as U.S. Government

Written by PotFork and MC Fawful
Beat by Epistra
Mixed by jort
Edited by Michael Stark
Thumbnail by MC Fawful

U.S. Government:
Beat out Hitler, Castro, and others in a fight,
Now you’re on my territory, and it’s time for me to strike.
So here I’ll be the executive, executing a Twix.
No need to treat me to a verse when you’ve used up your tricks.
I got states across the map, you got states of addiction,
When you’re hurting people’s growth and causing tons of affliction.
You’re voted over by Snickers, cause it’s strength you’re lacking.
Politicians got my back, I could send this candy packing.

Twix:
Who are you believing we’re free?
When you kick out other people and call it land of the free?
Well, take a seat, government, my bars were built for wars!
Cause I don’t even need two to spit some lines against this force.
I’ll put a pause on this pompous wreck that think’s it’s all compelling,
Pal, my 100 Calories’s twice as good as what you’re selling
I set the precedent for future chocolate bars,
Cause I’ve sold more candies than your flag’s got stars.

U.S. Government:
I thought Michelle would’ve banned you, but your lines aren’t sticking,
Your mind must be up in space, makes sense that you’re made by Mars Inc.
So don’t think you’re the winner when drugs are your biggest fright,
Since with those involved, your kids go high and low more than left and right

Twix:
Bring your whole posse of crackers, they couldn’t hope to be stepping!
Pal, your country’s so right-wing, an Eagle’s what you’re repping!
Got the sweet game to a T, after years I’m still the capital!
Cause my buyers take Raiders better than your whole Capitol.


https://www.youtube.com/@trianglebattles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEONhixNxhk

Twix vs The U.S. Government - TriangleBattles

Welcome back to another TriangleBattle! Today's battle features the eponymous character from the 2022 movie, Morbius, against the comedic, anthropomorphic hand created by MC Fawful, Mr. Hand! Who will sweep the votes? Who cares? It's morbin' time!

BirdJormungandr as Morbius
Joosh as Mr. Hand 

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Diamond Style
Mixed by Light
Cover-art by MC Fawful

Morbius:
I thought that this mascot and his movie had been erased,
But no one’s wondering who you are when your name’s copy-pasted.
Can’t be the face of your brand, but yet I know for a fact,
That I can wrap up a story against an immature brat! (yeah)
Mr. Hand, from the worst film ever made, (ay ay)
Each shot filmed in one take, nothing from it to take.
And you wanted to make more bank, but your crew flicked your flicks,
Now your series’s like your bully, it doesn’t exist.
So when I pick up a pencil, I’m pulling the plug on this Oobi reject,
Cause even I go and handle my Shields better than you could when trying to step.
So just try to build a verse against me, I’ll leave this kid bricked,
Your last scene’s just toilet humor, it makes sense your movie’s- well…

Mr. Hand:
Now, I don’t quite know who Morbius is, but here’s what I’ve got,
Aren’t you the guy who tried to get more fame while his hype dropped?
And only made a few million? (heh) Could’ve left me fooled,
But let me tell you, faking ratings is not the way to school. 
Spider-man’s ally? Antagonist? I can’t tell if you’re friendly!
Starting with me? Pal, I’m ending it quick, like it’s M.D.
My tagline’s more comprehensible than your jumble of issues, 
Your only contract should’ve been the one not signed for your flick! (ooh!)
Getting moved and seen as more of a joke must be a bummer, kid,
But then your fans forgot you and moved on to the summer hits. 
You got that grandma hair, guy,
How am I supposed to be scared of Michael when he can’t even hold a mic?

Morbius:
Your flow was slow, bro, go back to your portal.
Got an overuse of effects that makes all my memes look normal.
Claim that you flipped their lids, but that’s not there in what you’re making.
Cause the only way you could be running this track is if you were pushing to the station!
What are you saying? Stuck in a film of kids and you’re the most mature one,
Not a plotline to be found and you’re still thinking that you’re fun?
You tried to help your friends, but it seems that you were folly,
Cause we went into the future and you became more disembodied…

Mr. Hand (talking):
MORBIUS, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

Mr. Hand (rapping):
This comic couldn’t get a top flick, even when on Rotten Tomatoes.
Stay falling, bottom of the bargain, know you can’t harm this, faking throws.
I’m serving you so fast it’s like it’s a time-lapse, you winning is something that I will not buy!
Story’s so cheesy like it was a pie, but I’ll kick you out and I’ll just say “bye!”
You’re in need of a censor, (ay) when I go for your neck, sir, (ay),
Cannot iron your story dude, (why?) ‘cause it could not be denser.
So if you wanna dance again, I’ll gladly take this clown,
But just know that there’s no coming down when you’re up in the clouds.

Morbius vs Mr. Hand - TriangleBattles

Donkey Kong vs. Gru - Mario vs. Anything


M!cah As DK


MGRB As Gru


Beat edit by Special Inquisitor Rayyan


Art by Evry & EpicMonkey


Cover art Box_Soldier22 


Written by King Ducky & King Wallace


Beat prod. Diamond Style


Donkey Kong:

So this is the chicken fried by El Macho and his full gut?

Who’s bald ass gets outshined by a guy with a bowl cut 

Think you're tough? In one shot ya got caught by your wife's pursuit

You could only drop me if that nose popped all my life balloons! 


Kong got your tongue? Im gunning for the knockout 

But not in dracs castle catch me at your mom's house

Despite your rocket science she was always not proud

Had ya think outside the box but still you're boxed out!


My eardrums are locked on offense, honestly sounds like you’ve lost it

I'd haul ya to back to The Office but it seems you got knocked off it

This novice father should drop it cuz he’s toxic to his daughters, they’re

Probably safer off being tossed back in foster care!


Gru:

First your destiny was capturing damsels in distress it seems

Yet soon enough you were the one being caught by kremling enemies

Desperately ported to switch yet DK still decays

So forget Tropical Freeze, I’m cocking this freeze ray! 


Jump man chose to trap you after your kidnapping plan arosed

Whips were cracked so many times you began to look like your shack home!

I would not be as jolted if your next roasts were merely bad jokes

Clapbacks aren't your forte, as Smash Bros and DKs rap show!


Donkey Kong:

I ride a track both ways when I’m rhyming in a minecart

Your only crime against society's your horribly designed car

That off the walls monster dog looks like K rool an awful lot 

I'll squash 'em along with your entourage of washed up blobs! (Ugh!)


Been drooling over Dru’s shit and losing to that dynamic Bratt kid

Hanging half naked off a cruise ship: truest banana hammock

Partner packed his suitcase reacting to losing planning madness

Can't stand on your own with that gru-elling Nosferatu stature!


Gru:

Stop all the talking and squabbling you sound like an angry Squawks

I’ll stomp your boombox thing and pawn the parts to Cranky’s shop

Sure you've seen some Gameboy games, but we didnt care

Now your releases are infrequent even when ditched by Rare!


Jump man trumped him, some ladders collapsed his dumb plan!

Come get your nephews to rescue yourself a-gain!

Overshadowed by everyone, there's no way to beat me

Can’t hop on a track, so as fodder used endangered species


Only jokes you doomed are floating goofs and a fat walrus too

I stole THE MOON, and now like K. rool I'll be taking gold from you

Can’t Barrel Blast away into the background, forget it

Now I’ve ended you like your ugly show, roll kredits!

Donkey Kong vs. Gru - Mario vs. Anything!

"im gonna kms mixing spamton can suck my cock" - Rayyan

Quizzique as Wario
MetaMachine and Quizzique as Spamton 
Prod. by InsaneBeatz
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battle
Writing by Alchemyking
Art by BMB and Luke Reardon
Mixing by SIR Rap Battles
Thumbnail by Quizzique
Special thanks: SPM1000, Trakked

LYRICS:
Wario:
It’s-a Wario, chump! I’d lend a hand with your business
But even with my gyro game, I haven’t seen someone so Twisted
WAH! Stranger danger; how ‘bout you keep your pants up?
We don’t need this sleazy salesman fetching little kids’ bananas
When I rock up in my sports drip, I’m causing all the racket
Even with your speech gimmick, you can’t square up in this bracket
Old-school anti-hero, ‘stache as crooked as my morals
While you’re a puppet too uncanny for Zemeckis or Del Toro
When it’s rapping or your sales charts, your bars are no good
A keygen won’t help you when you’re in Wario’s Woods
I’m shunning you, just like you were from the Queen’s guest list
Then you tried to shoot your Big Shot, and D’OH, you missed!

Spamton:
GASP… IT’S THE [[Number 1 Dumbass1991]]
WHO LEAVES FANS STARVED FOR CONTENT LIKE [[Wario no show you fun…]]
[[Wario, Where]] WERE THE DISSES YOU PLANTED?
HAD A [[Decent…]] FRANCHISE GOING, BUT YOU JUST COULDN’T [[Land]] IT
TRY AND PASS THAT OFF AS PASSABLE? SOME [[Master of Disguise]]
BUT YOU SHOULD’VE KNOWN, BECAUSE [[GODDAMN TRASH]] IS WHERE I THRIVE!
SHOULDA READ THE CONTRACT, YOUR [[Burns]] ARE CERTAINLY [[v o i d.]]
LEAVE PUNKS SEEING MORE [[Red]] THAN THE [[Virtual Boy]]
AND MY [[“Beta Game”]] IS, HOW DO YOU SAY, [[Kino]]
PLAYERS DODGING [[Bullet Hell]], WHILE YOUR PLAYERS [[Flail with their Wiimotes]]
TRIED TO [[Jumpman]] TO THE [[Wii U]], BUT THAT EFFORT WAS FOR NAUGHT
AND YOUR MICROGAMES WEREN’T THE ONLY THING THAT ENDED IN A [[Bomb?]]

Wario:
WAH! You chump, I blocked that shit like your hyperlinks
That crappy painted sun’s the only time your words are enlightening
My Wario World trumps your damn National Spamton
The Addisons treated your spam mail like lunchmeat: told you to can it
I get a slice of Mona’s Pizza, ‘cause I’m charming and I’m rugged
Sanity hanging by a thread, up until Kris cut it
And you got hyped, but then you died; all that effort was wasted
You’re akin to all my treasures when you’re rotting in the basement!

Spamton:
YOU RIVAL SUSIE, WITH YOUR [[Annoying!]] CRASSNESS
YOU NEED TO TAKE A BATH. HOW ABOUT [[Boiling Acid]]
YOUR [[Wario Laughing]]’s MORE DERANGED THAN MINE, SO TRY AND FACE IT
AND YOU’RE ONE TO TALK, WITH ALL YOUR [[Child Labor Violations]]
[[Shoulder Dash]] OFF OF YOUR HIGH HORSE, IMPERATIVELY
YOU KNOW I’M CASHING MORE [[Kromer]] THAN A [[Charity Stream]]
I’LL TAKE THE [[W]], AND LEAVE YOU WITH YOUR [[Cap]]. [[Deal!]] I WON!
IS THAT [[The Stench of Defeat]], OR IS THAT JUST YOUR [[Elon Musk]]?

Wario vs. Spamton G. Spamton - AK Rap Battles

garbageGothic as Mori Calliope 
Mx. Alan as Edgar Allan Poe 
Written by JustGamer
Beat by InsaneBeatz and Glitchdude
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover art by RNG

Edgar Allan Poe:
Once upon a midnight dreary, I waited at my desk dearly,
For Death to answer my queries, finally I saw him near me, 
I then noticed that his apprentice wants to be my opponent
Her big moment, and she chose to dress like that? Oh she’s hopeless
An influential rapper? Don’t see you raising or making no bars
And a model for all V-tubers? As if I know what those are
Think embracing the cringe will deflect critics, but it won’t leave you saved
After this, miss Calliope will again shift her image to a new name

Mori Calliope:
Alright chat, check this out, in today’s stream I’m gonna wreck this loser 
Gen Z couldn’t cancel me, so I ain’t about to lose to a boomer 
Going from poems to flowing seems like quite the hurdle to
Just lose to the Reaper, cause you know she’s bout to murder you!
Got lines by the dozen, drop rhymes like nothing, I love to write, you loved your cousin
I’m that spiritual lyrical miracle taking down the pitiful original with my pinnacle visuals
I give low fucks to this old fuck, you got no luck cause I’m so tough though we’re both some
Gothic writers, I’m dropping fire, you use your words to talk to minors 
Read through your catalog, how did you ever incite fear? 
Some writer you were, I thought your skills would actually apply here
Students yawning at that weak shit would be music to my ears
I’ll call this battle now, cause my Huge W’s right here

Edgar Allan Poe:
Forget the slipper, Miss Sinderella dropped the ball, I’ve had enough!
The EN curse has followed you, even your battle raps are scuffed
Call out my lack of horror, like 2D pink anime women are so scary 
Guess this battle’s just another collaboration where you’re carried! 
Course with that agency on your side
Your lifeless streams are hollow live
And I felt empty when my father left me
But this Dad is turning fans to DeadBeats
Combining J-pop with fast white raps
Stop mixing genres and go mix a track
Seems battle raps aren’t in your repertoire 
For we will see you nevermore

Mori Calliope:
Make fun of me for being a white rapper? Just check your record guy
Lost to nerdy ass Stephen King and Marshall fucking Mathers twice! 
What’s wrong? You gasp in shock? Seems to me you lost your breath 
Guess Edgar Allan Poe finally has a cause of death

Mori Calliope vs Edgar Allan Poe - Bad Idea Rap Battles

Mr. Tibbs as Todd Howard 
JustGamer as Hideo Kojima
Written by JustGamer
Chiseling by RNG
Beat by Anywaywell
Arranged by SIR Rap Battles
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover art by Commander Jacob

Todd Howard:
Here at Bethesda, we like to work as one unit 
Guess Konami didn’t feel the same and ditched this dumb nuisance
Be prepared, cause when Todd Howard steps up to spit
The Metal Gear franchise won’t be the only thing he loses
In terms of style over substance, your name’s the first listed
Only thing you’re good at is keeping Norman Reedus in business
And those character names really make you seem witless
Captain Obvious out here assuming his players are dipshits
Your life reflects your games with how you’re spending so much time alone
At least the quests I craft don’t leave gamers on their own
Dropping nukes on the track, my rhymes can kill
The master of stealth games should disappear like Silent Hills

Hideo Kojima:
Wow, you were able to speak
I thought all I’d hear was fans clapping over your speech 
And then they’d hail you online as video game Jesus
With reasoning more vague than those Starfield teases 
I’m creating cinematic experiences for my players
You‘re creating cinematics to only play in your trailers
But dedicated fanbases, you must be the expert
I’m excited to wait years for a snippet of your next verse

Todd Howard:
Yes we like to build hype, but then our sales kill right? 
My NPCs are more engaging than any script that you’ll write
And you’re one to talk about egos, yours is high as hell
To cameo in games as God or just playing as yourself
Todd Howard’s the greatest, you might be the lamest
Even 76 could top your whole greatest game list
Face it, you’re basic, got nothing left to give your players more 
Only person praising you is Keighley at the Game Awards

Hideo Kojima:
I’m the true Dragonborn, when I spit, the mic is hot
You’ve been out cold ever since you got bought by Microsoft
Now you have no sense of direction on where to go next
While I even top you when it comes to Smash Bros reps
But I’m not taking shit when you made Fallout worse
No NPCs, a battle royale and you said “it just works”
Only thing those deserted wastelands are gaining is dust 
And they’re so filthy, it’s no wonder your games are full of bugs
Both fans and critics are asking you to make things better
Then you squeeze them dry for cash by any measure  
Got past Konami, to me, you’re another beatable foe 
That will only be known for random memeable quotes

Hideo Kojima vs Todd Howard - Bad Idea Rap Battles

Skibidi Toilet : Danii
Tolietnator : Matt Raichous

Beat Prod : Anywaywell
Written by Kamren
Mixed by Kamren

Skibidi Toilet :
(Uh) Skibidi Skibidi, you do not want to mess with me
(Uh) KND, KND, as a threat they don't take you seriously
So why should I? A single dop dop
(Yes yes!) Can give you the drop, drop
One look from my boss, it's all the attention you'll ever get
And then.. you're simply fucking dead
Wasn’t invited to one but you’re getting cooked out
Doubt you’re even shit to me cuz I got a Potty Mouth
So many eyes on me, my rivals are fuckin cameras now
What are you going to do to me buddy? Flush me down?
(Yes yes!) I’m built different, you’re not even a real one when it come to villains
Between a candy pirate and some guy on fire
You’re more the bottom five so maybe just retire
I’ve got twenty goddamn seasons to my name
While your show got canned being lost in space
All the adults sat down, took over the human race
But if you’ve something to say, say it to my face

Toiletnator :
Now listen up! I won’t be taking crap from someone in your state
Ohio or not, you still look like you’re shit faced
But joining whatever Youtube’s got you for? You’re kidding
I’ve outgrown your childish shorts and it's not even worth fitting!
I get the balls rolling cuz I’m king of toilet bowls!
You only get eyeballs rolling when you’re seen in the recommended scroll
Like SFM, you’re slow and rushed your verse faster than your episodes
Didn’t think that’s what DaFuq meant when he saw your shitpost explode
And now you’re just the compost of all the content farms on the site
Caused so much of a shitstorm, I’d take you down with a copyright strike
But like all the appeals your victims post, you’re not up for a fight
Rip the head from that dirty bowl and I’d just call it a night

Skibidi Toilet : 
Makes sense why you’re paired with me, you’ve done nothing but stretches
Bitch, better clean your own damn rim with how bad that stench is!
Even the TV guys would abandon ya and give a thumbs down
When the biggest threat you pose is TPing someone’s house

Toiletnator : 
I won’t be the butt of the joke to some remix from TikTok!
So I’ll plunge his mouth and save the ears of every adult who watched
I hate you so next time, don’t be a violator
Or you’ll again feel the wrath of the Toiletnator!

Skibidi Toilet vs Toiletnator - Rap Battle! (ft. Danii & Matt Raichous)

Figured I’d start uploading more of my more recent battles to here.

Mancha as Superhorse
Tommy Salommy as Aquarrior

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Valentine Productions
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Cover-Art by MC Fawful
Special thanks to Cranice

LYRICS:

Superhorse:
Out of all the 90s cartoons, this one they thought would stick?
Well, let’s do this like your only season, pal, and make it quick!
Now, I’ve sided with pigs, but they haven’t had as much hacks,
As this wack slashing kid who really thinks he’s all that!
So when I put pen to paper, this cage’ll meet his maker!
Only got famous by being another PSA faker!
Cause when you were designed at first, it seems you met a cruel fate,
Dude, you look like Captain Planet morphed to fight off Kool-Aid.

Aquarrior:
You can’t talk about my looks when you’ve got your places switched up,
I mean, this city horse? They must’ve had the farm-mixed up.
I’d reckon you’re taking second, so this battle? You’ll lose it!
Cause if you wanna bring beef… ask your villain to do it.
Don’t need Mr. Mineral to go and rock the mic!
So go back into traffic if you wanna try and stop this fight!
I’ve seen plastic bottles that have better rapping,
So face me and my blade and you’ll surely be left packing!
I’ll go spin discs so wicked against this critter that’s vintage,
There’s no need to pull the plug when he’s already sinking!
Don’t try to steal the win when all your copies are misused!
Cause it seems stealing from other heroes’ your biggest issue!

Superhorse:
You must be Crazy if you think I would fear this,
Even your Animation’s more Alive than your lyrics!
Spent decades in the pit of obscurity you’re hiding in,
Seems you’re not really a King at blowing up like Hydrogen.
Speaking of, maybe ask for tips on how to spit,
Cause right now, it looks like your ice castle’s all that’s got drip.
You can’t take my throne of 90s media when we forgot you!
You’re the heir? I’m in the air! Dude, I’m already above you!
I’m ripping a fake like a page and I’ll say that they’ll be in more hues than a cape!
Been making the bank while you’re raking in hate and I’m leaving you drowned like a foe in a lake!
I could claim it was a mistake to be clowning your show,
But I guess you should be used to being surrounded by flow!

Aquarrior:
I thought this fly kid would show some more violence,
Should’ve made like your cape’s initials and stayed silent.
Wanted to go take the gold, but you’ll stay at number two,
Cause when I go sound the horns, Superhorse will meet his doom!
Pushed your writers to the edge, tried to make a quack comic,
Then your story fell off worse than your first villain, how ironic.
It’s time I close the book on this foal, your whole story bores me,
So you don’t need to can it when the press did it for me!

Superhorse vs Aquarrior - TriangleBattles

Welcome back to another rap battle! To coincide with the video releasing today on the Triangleb channel, I’ve decided to release the audio for this battle on SoundCloud! It’s Christmas vs Hanukkah, two of the highest holidays of the year, who will win? That’s for you to decide!

Ego as Christmas
Rabi as Hanukkah

Written by MC Fawful and Cranice
Beat by Anywaywell (arranged by Quizzique)
Mixed by Jort
Cover-art by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

(0:15)
Christmas:
Ho ho ho, Christmas has come here to spit some flow!
Against a dragged out cash grabber who I’ll leave back out in the snow!
Trying to go toe to toe with the holiest day of the year? Now that’s an awful play,
Cause dude, you should know what happens when others go and cross my holiday.
Let’s go miracle V. miracle, your oils verse up-from-the-dead,
I don’t need a crown of thorns to know you’re touched in the head
Staying en masse under Christ, you know that we keep it merry!
When I’ve been carrying with my carols even before Mariah Carey!
This gilded faux oughta know that their tropes are best kept long ago
Cause who’s pulling up to the donut shop saying “yeah, can I get uhhh sufganiyot?”
You’re stuck in the past, I’m here in the present, your future is dimming, and it’s such a shame,
That hundreds of years were spent singing and dancing and yet there’s nobody that can spell your name!

(0:59)
Hanukkah:
I find it quite funny that you think that you’ll hold a candle to my bars,
Cause I got 8 Lines to light up this track and send you up there with your stars.
And really man, if that’s the best you give? You think they resent me, then you’re wrong.
Got some guy who comes down once a year saying “I’ve been away from my children for far too long.”
The Maccabees kicked ass in Israel, but dude, I heard all your Syrians lost. (Damn.)
And I don’t mean to turn your joy to tears, but I know my win’s gonna make y’all cross. (Ooh.)
So when I’m up and warring Christmas, then they’re for sure gonna be served,
Then you can go tell all those “Santa deniers” that your “Jesus” guy was on our side first.

(1:29)
Christmas:
I’d say come and join our side if you want some oil-less dishes
Cause jeez, even I couldn’t give life to those freaking soulless disses!
Hearing all this fire from me, I know that it must be stressful;
There’s no truce between these two titans when I’m spitting this heat at your temple. (Uh, look)
I’m rapping so clean even under the tree, and when branching out into your 3,
You still couldn’t make the cut above me; it’s unorthodox thinking you’d spit something clean!
I’m a gift to the families, but your weak selling out for a week got them failing financially,
Buddy, you winning’s something I am not buying, your victory’s the real fantasy!

(1:58)
Hanukkah:
Your whole shtick’s a babe in a manger, and I’ll be putting you in danger,
Mrs. Claus been making too many latkes for Santa, y’all gotta restrain her
And he’s around the world in one night, dude? Something tells me he’s fakin’ it,
Soaring so high that I bet that bottle’s not the only Coke he’s been takin’ in (heh.)
When you’re Sharing this track with me, best stay over there while I’m keeping lit up.
You couldn’t hope to be Half of me, think you’re causing these happenings but I think you’re kidding.
(Ugh) It’s best you Give up, you Get All the fame but forget who was blazing your trail through the sun
While I’m spinning these tracks, you just stand and do nothing, you’re coming out with Nun.
The OG original, you’re just a Saturnalia knock-off
I’ve rocked these same eight days for ages, you robbed Yule to get your paraphernalia rocks off
As the sun sets on this fight, just like your lights, you went out fast.
And just like the Thanksgiving Day Parade, you’ll stay in dead last!

Christmas vs Hanukkah - TriangleBattles

And with that, all current TriangleBattles have been uploaded to SoundCloud! Even though out of order.

Joosh as Waddle Doo
Quizzique as Mettaton

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Tristan
Mixed by Jort 
Cover-art by ColeDaCole


Doo:
Swinging in with a verse, this is who I gotta fight?
Even with our similarities, we still won’t see eye to eye!
Well, I’d say you’re less of a hacker and more of a hack,
But now I’m switching from a Beam Attack to a Rap Attack! (Ha!)
While I’m drilling into meme culture with each edition,
You’re only drilling into minds with your lame repetition
You versus a Super Star? Winning this would be too simple!
But let’s see if once again, you can bring anything musical.

NEO:
Didn’t expect one of Dedede’s monsters to come and try to rap,
I guess it’s clear nonsense is all you spat when this brat lacks a trap.
So it’s MTT TV ‘gainst this weakling meme?
Seems you’ve lost it, here, let me give you a real audience.
Maybe get your stock crying to help with rhythm,
With fans tryna get attention like “maybe this one’ll hit him!”
Don’t need to send you to the clouds when you’re under their rule
But how you’re famous’s something I can’t solve, call you Scooby Waddle Doo.

Doo:
Your head must be stuffed up if you think that’s your best
Used by Alphys to kill humans, and I thought I was possessed.
Started off by tryna friend the player, turning them from fan to hater,
Then tried to make them EX-tinct, really? That’s how you repay ‘em?
We’ve been through your Full Story countless times, I’m snoring!
I’m getting vids and art still, seems my Failboat’s still exploring!
And in streams, I’m still brought up! While your fans, I’ve been looking,
You’ve got no flow man! What the heck were you cooking?

NEO:
Now you’ve really flipped my switch, bud, you won’t get far,
I’ll put a cannon on this kid and they’ll be another star!
Can’t bring Dan the Green Greens when more vids is what you’re lacking.
Think you could win by a hair? Check the wig that I’m packing!
Started off- Beam Attack, then your- memes went wack,
Took another few weeks and your scheme fell flat.
Reduced to jokes in the live chat, no getting back up after this,
So stay behind Bandana Dee, cause you’ll always be in last!

Doo (speaking):
Dude shut up, how come you look like Michael Jackson got turned into a-
(gets blasted)
AHHHHHHH

Beam Attack vs Mettaton NEO - TriangleBattles

Hello! If you've stumbled across my page, I hope you're ready for some rap battles! I've been creating rap battles for a while now, starting in 2020, and now releasing battles under two series; MC Fawful Rap Battles and TriangleBattles! If you want to check out the videos for these battles, along with some other videos, feel free to check out my channels linked below!

https://youtube.com/@MCFawful?si=0a2Qt-MvFKPQYLKi

https://youtube.com/@trianglebattles?si=9siPKBlYYBtdFHlL

Christmas vs Hanukkah - TriangleBattles

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