I wrote a musical play called WALLOP.

Brenda and Sally are the only two W.A.L.L.O.P. members. W.A.L.L.O.P. stands for Women Appreciating Lifesaving Lamps On Posts. They just love lampposts so much, which is good because they both work in a lamppost factory along with Sally's boyfriend Martin and dreamboat Tam. Brenda wants what Sally and Martin have got and she sets her sights on dreamboat Tam. Eager to clinch the deal Brenda starts a petition to get lampposts in the park so that Tam can land this major contract and miraculously fall in love with Brenda while doing so. Through the mediums of song, dance and asking people to sign a petition Brenda eventually comes to the realisation that more lampposts in the park won't solve misogyny and that dreamboat Tam is actually Tam the Bam.

WALLOP

I can't be with a man like that

Well Lit Park

Blah blah blah

Fannybaws

Trainers Hat Brolly

Heid the baw

I was walking home

Three jingles I made for the radio skills course.

Jingles x3

A radio program I made for a radio skills course at Sunny Govan Radio.

kirsty

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