Dark Visit

Stupid Trumpets, Diabetic Wobbles, Meditating Clowns, Getting "The Talk"

There's been a slight natural disaster as an oil slick has been reported in Colorado.  Multipule news agencies are on the scene.  So far nine people have been confirmed dead.  Bubbles likely.

Oil Slick (Nine found dead)

The new vice mayor just got into the office.  It's his first day on the job and he has no idea what we, the citizens of this town have planned for him. The Police and Fire Fighters have taken the day off and all of the various local militiamen have gathered in the town square for what appears to be some type of reenactment.  

New Vice Mayor

Big Bass, Dub Waves, Leaky Pipes and an old Cop Car

Spiritual Assault

Too Old For This Shit

The hottest club tracks ripped straight from the headlines.

CuttlePuttle