I used to know a trick or two, I used to wear a hat
I used to spend my weekend sniffing glue and smoking crack
You used to be my number two but now you're my number one

You come home from your day at work and I'm bleeding on the rug
You make yourself a cup of tea and you make me a mug
You used to be my number two but now you're my number one

Bottle of vodka
Call the doctor
Get me down to A+E
Don't be skanky
You'll need your hanky
When you come to visit me

Number one

You introduce me to your new boyfriend (he's quite a catch)
You tell me that I never lit your fire and I'm no match
He used to be your number two but now he's your number one

Number One

(You’re Always) Falling in Love (With Somebody Else) 


You broke my heart in many places
New York, Stockholm, Munich and Rome
Now I’m going to pack my cases
Baby I am going home

You’re always falling in love
Always falling in love
Always falling in love … with somebody else

Marstin, Pieter, Rupert and Bill
Don’t you think you’ve had your fill
I know this is a big adventure
But of you amorous attention I thought I was the centre

You’re always falling in love … with somebody else

Back at the beginning you were more or less faithful
Your kisses and your cuddles I got them by the crateful
But now you’re thinking our relationship needs invigoration
I’ve packed my bags I’m taking a vacation

You’e always falling in love … with somebody else

(You're Always)Falling In Love (With Somebody Else)

Something Good

Oyster Knife

It's a knife through your heart
It's a hook in your soul
It's a poisonous dart
It's the end of the show 

I love the line of your shoulder
I love the light in your eyes
Nobody wants to get older
And that's no surprise

As I look for redemption
Find a place I can breathe
Well it's love and affection 
That's what I need

I love the line of your shoulder
I love the light in your eyes
Nobody wants to get older
Nobody wants to die

oooooooo

We got a little bit older
And as we look to the sky
Let me lean on your shoulder
And whisper goodbye

Older

He is going to Lacota
He is coming home at five
He has no time to read a book
He’s constantly connected
Internected

Finally I have become prolix
Decommissioned and dismantled 
Broken into bits

He is breaking down the fence
He has put me in the past tense
He, he’s not talking to his Mum
And the rainbow has vanished in the ether
He’s relocating to Ibiza
With Camila and Theresa
Like a feather in the wind

He is working in the Angel
He, is spilling out the beer
He likes to play computer games
And hip hop in his bedroom
At full volume

etc

The Magnificent Itch