Young David Cameron gets a a slightly skewed history lesson he won't forget

Vladimir

On David's travels through Britannia he meets the populace, who explain through the medium of song what the hopes, dreams and aspirations are for a better life.

Dobre Balkan Buffet

Millionaire

Chicken

Life

The songs from the Musical provisionally entitled "The Early Life of David Cameron" or "The Man Who Lost It All." The story tells the tale of one boy's coming of age at a school where all pupils are schooled to be one thing; politicians. And how this boy went on a journey that shaped his, and the country's political future. Re-live the excitement of the first day of school (School); eavesdrop on dubious history lessons from malevolent teachers (Vladimir) and xenophobic geography lessons (England);  how being enamoured with the big boys (Oh Tony) leads him to join their nefarious society which directly results in Pig-Gate. Get both sides of the story from this dark moment (The Penis Song, sung by David and The Chicken Song, song by the pig), leading to young David's expulsion. He goes from shooting star to fallen star and a period in the wilderness where he journeys the land...a journey that shape's his and the country's political destiny. This is where he learns to champion gay marriage (Scunthorpe), discovers independence and truly learns what is at the heart of the the modern British psyche (Millionaire). Re-inspired, he returns triumphant, only to suffer ignomy at the cruel hand of fate and finally coming to realise the true meaning of life (Life). Written by Gordon Pocket of the Balkan Bandits, the Early Life of David Cameron: The Man Who Lost it All is destined to break all box office records and destroy the very fabric of the space-time continuum.