these are battles i listen in 2019 and gave it a 10/10

Lucas's Favorite Battles Of 2019

The Battle of the Vampires, but are they alone?

Written by: MetalFire and Dusk

Mixed by: SkeepTieel

Lyrics and casting: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gBRnelfTRjgvFMN4XRmurP4lYhqCYSJ7DBCOSvJItjA/edit

Dio Brando vs Shinobu Oshino - ANIME RAP BATTLES #5

This battle is basically "Left Brain, Right Brain" by Bo Burnham but for me

garbageGothic as Gaz
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Natsuki

Natsuki:
I put the Lit in Literature when I get the Club Raven
But this new Member-ane doesn’t warrant cupcake baking
You’re a Slave to your Gaming and now you’re pushing all my buttons
So go back to blowing cartridges and quit trying to butt-in!

Gaz Membrane:
How could a malnourished girl be this full of herself?
The win is so out of your reach that you could call me top-shelf
With your baked goods more Bitter than the cruel Skool that you reside
Bloaty here’s only starved because she can’t swallow her pride

Natsuki:
You couldn’t spit up things more toxic even if you were to vomit, geez!
The only thing my Gaz-trointestines can’t stomach is your comedy
Like, honestly! Your edge would leave some bone-deep scars!
My raps revive your lifeless character like pro teen’s bars
I’ll Be a Beach your washed up show will find quite homey
Going hard on the heart-beat like Doki Doki Doki
With interaction more alien to you than your close encounters
No wonder Gazlene pollutes everything and everyone around her

Gaz Membrane:
Stressed one minute, fine the next, I am impressed with your stamina
I’m surprised you don’t write poems in iambic pentameter
*scoffs* Don’t think reviews excuse you from your awful horror use
I find Bloody GIR more frightening than your puny weea-boos
I can survive without my father, dinner once a year is plenty
I think you need some arc aid, your storyline ain’t healthy
You’re a cutesy childish author, I should call you Mother Goose
I’ll leave an MC more terrified than A Room with a Noose

Natsuki:
Ghh! Why you…

Gaz Membrane:
Too tsun, dere say?
This rap’s not suitable for those easily disturbed, i’m afraid
You’re a dating sim-pleton, and not your crush’s arche-type
All your lines are single-file, and they’re about to be wiped

Natsuki:
You’re a hack of a hacker, must’ve learned rap from Parappa
Because you copy every goth’s personality, you slacker!
Your cover is pretty awful, and I don’t judge your endeavours
But your comic shows your series should’ve just stayed shelved forever

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Kustom

Next Battle: Black and... Black (ft. JChay)

Gaz vs Natsuki - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

Fel as Norman Bates' Voice 
Zawesome as Norman Bates' Video
Swedely as Jack Torrance's Voice
PeppyPigeon as Jack Torrance's Video
Freshy Kanal & Fel as Norma Bates' Voice

Written by:
Freshy Kanal

Beat produced by:
Freshy Kanal & VinnyO

Chiseled by:
Jason, Adroit and Vriska

Mixed & Mastered by:
Freshy Kanal

Thumbnail by:
Fel 

Lyrics:

Norman Bates: 
Would you mind not throwing a fit in my business?
With that grimace you don’t lay a welcome mat, from what I’ve witnessed
I’ve known some shitty role models, your obsession brought your slaughter
Now I’ll make this the part 2 of ridding frantic frivolous fathers
So Kubrick screwed his train of thought, and cooked a different mad plot
Now the author of this author is flooding his floors with bad blood.
My footsteps are what my plan brought, with all the friends that I have lost
While your path froze your guts to death--I’ll check you in as Jack Frost.



Jack Torrance: 
A child and his mother, I corrected the disturbance 
Now they send me both cases within one goddamn person
It’s a burden, but I guess I’m gonna have to let the storm in
You dropped the ball on the carpet? Then fucking play with me, Norman!
This spineless biased child will bring the crisis I’m divining.
It only takes a lifeless mind to give your mindless life a Shining
I’ll flip you and your “stab-me-daddy-slapstick-gist”
Your spirit’s like: “Keep calm and pass the buck to mommy, she can handle this”
You’re simply full of lust, I know it makes you feel so ill
Still don’t have the guts to face it so you take them out your roadkill.
Now you perfectly replicate what you pin on your walls
An empty, anxious, little bitch that ripped his soul with what he caused
 
Norman and Norma Bates: 
Mother, what’s the plan? Pierce this Jackoff ‘till the game’s won
No need for reversed writing to know Torrance is getting REDRUM’d
You play with your work but who’s feeling disturbed? Think of more than one sentence and write it
Are you finally willing to fight and confront or did I get a dull boy excited
I know it’s not my place to get involved in, but you got nothing but your avarice and despair evolving
‘Til your only belief in everything you ever made is that the bottles you empty are gonna solve it
And packing a weapon? Listen up, I know this whole feeling is filling your guilt
But you showered in self deprecation and went to get stabbed by the story you built
You crafted your own trial, dropped out full of wrath and envy
The labyrinth was the game, but Player One wasn’t Ready.

Jack Torrance: 
You keep your basement locked after silencing mommy?
There won’t be secrets behind closed doors when Here’s Johnny!
Where’s the light of your life? You’re turning your home to hell
Peep so many holes in the wall, call it Mastur-Bate’s Motel
Your mom wrecked social contact within the feminine context.
I mean how’s dinner with her corpse and your oedipus complex?
It doesn’t matter who you mess with, you’ll stay obsessed and desperate
Your mind is your own maze and you will never find the exit

Norman Bates vs. Jack Torrance - Rap Battle!

Cast:
Light as The Crimson Bolt
Vladimyr P. as Kick-Ass

Lyrics:
Crimson Bolt:
So this geeky high schooler’s a wannabe superhero?
From the looks of you, I don’t think you’re ready to fight weirdo!
Put that cheap costume away, and get yourself a real suit!
I don’t believe your nerves of steel can handle this raging brute
About to bring Black Death so you’ll end up dead like your mother!
Since the only bitch you ever had, was a night lover!
Just go back to your studies; stop fantasizing for once!
I’m sure your dad is happy to see you get beaten up by thugs

Kick-Ass:
And here we’ve got a living tampon, beating the shit out of losers
But the fact is, that he’s probably anything but SUPER!
Your wife left, are you triggered? Or are you just delusional?
She never wanted you because you’re were soft and emotional
While you pulled out your “Gunns” and leave your bloody wrench behind,
I’ll use my two batons to upload your defeat online!
You want Justice Forever? Then here’s a fist to kiss
Since you’re a bigger MotherFucker than Red Mist is!

Crimson Bolt:
Shut up Dave, you do more bad than actual good!
No wonder your friends think you're gay; look at what happened in the hood
May your holy avenger save you when you die a second time
From these bullets of disses; seems you weren't fast enough to rhyme
Against a Bolt of lightning- you can't beat me kid
Because you’re the only one who's gonna get their Ass-Kicked
So If your second verse is as bad as your sequel
I’ll be your new Ass-Kicker, as you’re no longer lethal

Kick-Ass:
Gettin’ harassed by a minor, watchu doin hypocrite?
Since you’re acting like a -Girl, you’ll be the one to get Hit-
I mean, she’s holding you back so much you can’t Battle, Guy.
I'll make you beg for your life, and your eye, Carl Grimes
I’m still quite lethal, even without my main weapons!
You made acts of violence and cause yourself to be a felon 
I shouldn't be the one to say this, but pick someone your own size
Cause i’ll take this victory like how Jacques took your wife!

Written By: Vladimyr P. and LAR80s
Audio Mixed by: Light
Beat Mixed by: Vlad
Thumbnail made by: Vlad
Beat Produced by: Kustom

Kick-Ass vs The Crimson Bolt. Audio Brawl

Moana vs Percy Jackson:

bblackroses as Moana
Jake G. as Percy Jackson

Cover Art by:
Jughead Jay

Beat by:
Freshy Kanal & Sebb01

Lyrics:
 
Moana: 
I’m scoring three strikes just like your daddy’s trident
Keep hiding from monsters while I’m discovering islands
My grandma taught me rhythm, so you better keep flow
You’re out of Nep-tune, I’ll end you on a C/sea note
Try and fight through Lalotai with a pen and tweed coat
Put a Greek up to Disney and he’ll go Hero to Zero
I have faith and trust in the people I’ve met
While your camp keeps a thousand snakes around your head
Here’s the truth about your mission ever since you’ve been a toddler
There’s no flag in years of capturing your absentee father
Tried creating fake drama to stir your mess of a half-brother
Is that the only thing you didn’t steal from Harry Potter?
No-one knows how far I’ll go without this geek stopping me
The world praises my songs, you’re nothing but mythology
So what’s left for Percy to boast to his fans.
All we heard from him is chaos on the coasts of Japan.

Percy: 
The world doesn’t work with your silly rules.
I’m the River Styx to your kiddy pool, you’re pitiful.
The heart of the sea couldn’t turn the tide
Just like your coconut, you’re soft on the inside.
I’m riding pinnacles of flow, so who’s the actual adult
All you do is wreck the boats of a half naked cult
That pray to a self centered prick for what he took
While he watches you remain a sellout’s fish on a hook, ooh!
You can’t sell me your rhythms, you’re looking up to my limits
And I’ll be throwing some rotten tomatoes down from Olympus
Your whole story got sunk, stuck with the Rock’s junk
From all the ocean plots struck, Ariel washed up.


Moana: 
ehmm.. Stealing the pantheon’s thunder? You seem afraid to.
Poseidon became God of the chickens when he made you!
No reason to be mad at me when diving in your fantasy
Your miserable barrier won’t save you from reality

Percy Jackson: 
uchh- Put hands on your MacGuffin and see which of us is rocking
Miranda missed the boat with you and went with Mary Poppins!
I got the ocean wrapped around my hands, you had your chances
I could just scratch my nose and make Te Fiti meet Atlantis
Reunite your grandma with her baby, your future seems stormy, when this reign of hell’s come
Leave you both waiting at the gate for Hades; I mean what can he say except “you’re welcome”!

Written by: Freshy Kanal, MetaMachine, Jughead Jay, Adroitwhiz, GengoMain, Kung, Electric, HCISIAOW, Alex Schmidt, Mortal, GamingPlush64, Jason

Moana vs. Percy Jackson - Bonus Battle!

Bill:
Here We Are to open this hopeless chapter
Where a broken clone of UBOA's a-ghaster
Try to stay Determined, cuz when I’m let loose
You might want to start tying that hypote-noose
You’re just a crazy wraith with no amalgam mates
Who got his ass erased cross time and space
You’re getting handsy but I know you can hear me
Undertale’s Fun Value is just a Game Theory

Gaster:
ENTRY NUMBER SEVENTEEN
Nonexistent, like your victory
Go and try that angle, but in this reality
You’re flat, both in shape and in personality
Your Falls is no longer a mystery, man
Can't Wing it in this battle, so talk to the hand
Leave your senses deleted like an Oregon scare
It's not hip when the cipher's a Polybius square

Bill:
Listen to yourself, your meaning has no meaning
You couldn't even beat me if you were dreaming
I know a surefire way you won’t be so rash
When I smash you over the head like an At-bash
So you asked for a sequel from Toby Fox
Annoying Dog Days passed and there's no response
And just when you thought there's a chance that you got it
He delta rude move on your end and spun-off it!
I’m not scared of fighting a copycat Whiteface
Sans comic sense and a readable typeface
For two years I waited in time for this fight
And I’m still winning, even in the third darn rewrite!
Every reset you cling to your life and your hope
Reaching out and attempting and failing  to cope
So here’s the reality you’re trying to stall
In the machine both Gravity and Gaster Falls

Gaster:
I’m very very sorry, but you’ve got it wrong
And we’ll never meet again by the end of this song
While Disney gets Darker yet Darker I’ll standby
As it Rains Somewhere Else when the fans stop buying
The shlock from your AU you’ve painted as gold
Take it from me, you’ve been a bit too bold
Thanks for the feedback but my patience is dwindling
It’s rude to talk about people that are listening
As you spiral into my same trap of hubris
Edgy and Determined on being so ruthless
Waterfalls from your single eye
It’ll be too late when you realize
Every frame of your life you’ve just been a puppet
Feel the eraser, Hirsch, doesn’t it?
I’ll show you the hell nonexistence can be
You’ll come to regret this, wouldn’t you agree?

Mancha as Bill Cipher and WD Gaster
Brodecai as WD Gaster
Adam as WD Gaster
Beat by VinnyO

URBoF

Bill Cipher vs WD Gaster - URBoF #11

Danganronpa VS Homestuck

Watch the video release here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQt9rWYhv7E

okay this is the last homestuck battle i promise :o)

Eddie as Nagito Komaeda
Alex as Gamzee Makara

CONTENT WARNING:
Adult language
Sexual assault reference
Drug reference

Nagito Komaeda:
Let me get straight to the point, I’m terminating your capriciousness
I’ve got plenty of truth bullets to end you with a vicious diss
I’ll overcome your Rage-fueled antics, ‘cuz I know that I’m better
Than this dumb and slow juggalo borderline sexual predator
Best be jotting notes, ‘cuz I’m rocking Hope, leave you sobbing from my mocking
You’re a stoner joke, decaying all your lobes, and I my thought my brain was rotting
Your plot armor can’t save you here, this is your Final Dead Room
So watch me make like Kanaya and split this jester in two

Gamzee Makara:
HeY mOtHeRfUcKeR. i WaS gOnNa HaVe A pIe BuT
I'd LoVe To TeAcH yOu NoT tO mEsS wItH mOtHeRfUcKiN hIgHbLoOdS
HoNk. ThIs MoThErFuCkEr ThInKs He SlAyS. oKaY bRo
LeAvE yOu DaZeD fOr DaYs, MoThErFuCkIn FlAyEd WiTh FaYgO
MoThErFuCkIn LuCk MaN, hOw DoEs It WoRk
Do YoU gEt It FrOm BeInG a MoThErFuCkIn OnE-aRmEd JeRk?
I'm MoThErFuCkIn ImMaCuLaTe. LeAvE yOu NeEdIn An AmBuLaNcE
YoU wInNiNg In ThIs RaP-oFf? NoW tHaT's MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcUlOuS :o)

Nagito Komaeda:
Thank god that awful Act’s over, you’re getting no applause here
All your “sick fires” were faker than you being god tier!
Your chucklevoodoo nonsense ends up as a slurred blur, so
Someone should ring Aranea and silence you like Kurloz

Gamzee Makara:
ShIt, MoThErFuCkEr. ThAt WhOlE vErSe WaS mOtHeRfUcKiN wHaCk
If MiRaClEs ArEn'T fAkE yOu'Ll GeT oFf ThIs MoThErFuCkIn TrAcK
EvEn If YoU mOtHeRfUcKeD oVeR hInAtA aNd HiS cLaSs
We KnOw YoU'd MoThErFuCkIn LoVe To HaVe HiS fInGeRs In YoUr AsS ;o)

Nagito Komaeda:
I’ve had enough of this clown’s jugglery, no matter how high you get you’re under me
In summary, I’ll leave you under siege. Harpoon ya like your goat daddy underseas
Leave you and your tacky clown crap like Chiaki. Crush every bone in your body
This kid is depraved so I’ll mimic Dave and end your Insane Clown Posse

Gamzee Makara:
YoUr ShEnAnIgAnS aRe WeAk MaN, i MoThErFuCkIn ToP eM
SeEmS tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR’s MoRe SuItEd To Be “uLtImAtE bOtToM”
LeAvInG yOu SuBjUgGlAtEd, AiNt YoU a MoThErFuCkIn SuCkEr
I dIdN’t EvEn NeEd To SoBeR uP tO bEaT yOu mOtHeRfUcKeR :o)

Written by Vivian
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Produced by Tristan
Cover Art by worms

Nagito Komaeda VS Gamzee Makara | RAP BATTLE!

Vote for who won this battle!
https://www.strawpoll.me/18321071

Mixed by Dustin

Beats by 2Deep and MARS MISSION

Deegle:
I’m out for the hunt. ‘Bout to teach a little bitch why he should stay shut.
‘Fore Silver come to slay, cut- open a fake demon’s lungs ‘til he can no longer stand, lay tough.
You’re not a threat, bud. Maybe just a reason for me to stay up and deliver my service
On surface, you’re glaring and scary and nervous
Inside you’re just tearing and fearing you’re worthless. (Hahaha)
You were never on top, not even capable of dropping out one bop.
When your bass drop, my ears drop. Seem to have a talent, half-assing your songs
Your self confidence won't be lasting for long upon the words of your literal God
To lay punishment upon thee if you dare to oppose me, son.
Like bitch, fuck are you rappin’ about? You sit around yappin’ and shout.
Can’t move a chord to get internet clout. You’re a gimmicky rapper who’s bound to fall out.
Your waves hurt but they leavin’ me snorting. For a guy who takes themes so gory and turn them so corny.
Try to roll up and destroy me, buddy, instead of trying to bore me!

Kenneth:
(talking) Aight, bitch say your prayers

You picked the wrong guy. (x6)
You picked the wrong guy to fight
Whack-a-portuguese bitch when I step up. Re-bend his knees like Beckham.
I pack up flows that fly like a Smith & Wesson.
And put his cocky attitude where it belongs.
Back in his drawer where the rest of his series go, and also your songs.
Claws out. Bitch I’m going all out.
Rip this soy boy’s heart out. Then you’ll see who falls out.
Knocked out. Motherfucker, I don’t need no advice
From a no-life who’s too busy doing nothing to even go outside.
It’s over, it’s over. Look over your shoulder
The reaper is calling your name (name)
Forever a loner, your death comin’ closer.
It’s time for me to end the game.

Dee vs. Kenneth

Sonic:
Just look at our order, you’re already in last!
Gageler got elected? We gotta go. Fast.
You’re a faker with no speed, seriously, get some speed
You could take a lesson from Tails, and he’s the color of pee
You’ll soon be dead like Maria, and then you’ll be gone!
HOLLYWOOD LEGEND BEATS DOT COM
You’re like the sonic thot - you’re not very very cool
Teachers should be armed with your video game during school

Shadow:
Hello yes I’d like some onion rings and a slushie
Could you put some extra whipped cream on that for me?
Shit, the price was 99 cents
Now I don’t even have enough to pay the rent
VICTORY ROYALE! bro, pass the Mountain Dew! . 
Live action? I can’t believe what you’ve Para-mounted to
Now where’s that FUCKIN Chaos Emerald, dummy
I think the modern simpsons is legitimately funny

Super Sonic:
NOW I’LL SHOW YOU! I’ve got the cash
It’s time now for the 900th rehash!
Sonic’s the game, speed’s my name
I have dyslexia, you’re about to get nae-naed
All I need is weed to smoke ya
You call yourself Shadow? More like the toker
Obama called, he said you’re a goon
Hey I guess at least I didnt PISS ON THE MOON

Super Shadow:
Hey Sonic, something came in the mail for you today.
Can you Sonic-CDeez nuts? What are you, gay?
Call me Omega because I have no emotions
Call me Eggman because I just lied about my emotions
Call me Jet the Hawk because I’m green with envy
Call me the Shadow The Edgehog, fucking end me
Call me Sonic because I would never hang out with Amy
You will never get a girlfriend, so Call Me Maybe

Silver:
Do not, stop in place during a loop de loop
Do not, mash A during a loading screen
Do not, ever play this giant piece of poop
I’d rather play Eggman’s Mean Bean Machine
I don’t think even our fanbase could quench your thirst
You two should be named Silver, I’m the one in first
Shadow your game sucks, just a sheet of muck!
Sonic you said it yourself, Shadow’s just a cuck
Swallow some Tide Pods: time to do laundry, suckers
Separate the sonic whites from the sonic colors
Sonic I know why it looks like you’re out of the loop 
You have to be male to be in the Blue Man Group!

Sonichu:
You may have thought you were alone, but get a Pika this
I'll leave sonic flat and red like his sneakas, bitch
It’s a trial by thunder and you’re getting shocked
Ripping your server apart, block by block
Silver your name’s synonymous with crap
Since your performance is over - you just got the clap
Unlike kissing girls, fighting me is bad for Sonic’s health
I hope I’m not too To-biased when I say: you just blue yourself

Coldsteel:
Heh… Nothing personnel, kid.
It’s the final battel I’m fucken killing this little stupid maggot
Sonichu, everyone knows you're a fucking scammer *ring noise*
That's your hoe calling me from two different phones
I got one for the bros.. and the other one for the blows
I lost my ear in battle so please leave me the fuck alone
Turned Sonic to a ghost. he’s not scary. THE MOST
Shadow I made your chick go batty, her purple’s pretty cool
Fuck Adam….? NO FUCK POOL
Spitting fire like I’m Blaze, I’m amazed you could catch up to me 
Earrings aren’t girly, khaoskid663
I’m just an emo boy, nothing but pain in my core
Copyright blood_skull_boi84!

Mancha as Sonic
Jacob G as Shadow
Adam as Silver
Kamren as Sonichu
Hippie Rat as Coldsteel

Mega Hyper Rap Battles

Sonic vs Shadow. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #4

Vote for who won this battle!
www.strawpoll.me/18407900

Thumbnail created by Matthew Thomas
Mixed by Light and Jacob

*Skype Call Commences*
(Yes we still use skype)
Light: Yo

Vlad: What’s up

Light: Nothing much, Just some stuff happening in th- *Sneezes*

……

Light: okay asshole

Vlad: Wha- What did I do?

Light:
You know what vlad? I just wanted time to relax
I just wanted a normal call but now you’re acting like an ass 
I know getting baked in a call can sometimes be fun
But trust me you’ll wish that you were high for this one

Vlad:
Look at this D00D, I mean, what the fuck did I do?
You’re acting like a real dick, you have to see this from my view
Like, for real, you need to calm down, take a hit of Marijuana
Before you go insane, like your obsession over Avav

Light
Do you really want to take the gloves off?
It’s not your nature to be mean i know that you’re kinda soft 
Can you stay calm enough to spit a good bar?
Or will you fly off the rails like you did your dad’s car
The only time you spit sick was when you caught ligma
Fuck your whiny ass Luis is my new nigga
Come out of your shell don’t hide from us out of fear
Climbing the social ranks while people asked, “you’re still here”?
I’m a little upset and I know that we’re pals
But you’re getting dropped hard like the koopaling royale
You don’t get roles is it your awful flow or vocal cords
Or maybe it’s cause you got cursed by that Ouija board

Vlad:
Want me to get mean? Then things are boutta get Gru-some
Talk about my “whiny ass”? The call logs, go through some!
When it comes to editing, credit me for all of it
If it wasn’t for me, you’d still be Shazam’s bitch
Honestly, us as friends? I keep that between you and me
I’m the only one who tolerates your shit in the community
I can spit with good impressions, you can’t make good first impressions
And with a single question comes a man with singles depression
Luis and I have made it while you’re in the 12th grade
With no dame, you’ll die alone with a bullet in your brain
End this with a K.O. and wear this kitten as a coat
Because Light fucking died.. Olly My!!! I spoiled Death Note!

Light:
Wanna talk about tolerance i see a few issues here
Use my ass a vent when others make you feel inferior
I’ve been through hell and back and suffered countless confession chats
Some best friend, doesn’t know my dirt, your verse? I wrote like half
Now everybody hold your tongue because vlad is getting mad pissed
And i’ll leave this sad kid right under my blacklist
Try to write a good diss or edit for eddie finally 
cause i’ll bite you in the ass like a diss track on all your bullies

Vlad:
OK MiniSuperBitch are you done seeking your ducky?
I’ll kick you in the Dilly, then you’ll come and cry to me
Drama too much for you? Then take a break from the community
And while you’re at it, you should finish up reading “Dating for Dummies”
Hol up.. you’re back? That only lasted six seconds!
And I reckon that you beckon thinking your voice is a weapon
But you’ll get scrapped like everything that you produced!
Like The fuck do you want me to say, bless you?

Light 
I mean yeah that would have been nice

Vlad
Oof my bad. Goodnight

*End Skype Call*
Luis joins

Luis:
AWWW yeaaa
Are you guys ready for movie night?
Guys?
Hello?
Guys?

*smashes table* 
fuck

Vlad vs. Light

Lyrics:

Chucky:
A ragdoll wants a rap brawl? 
I’m not the kind of toy you’d wanna dance with
Ain’t seen a faker hunk of plastic since Tiffany’s “enhancements.”
I mean you dug your shit in my spotlight, I got a comeback you couldn’t dream of, rookie.
So how much Woody could a wood-Chucky chuck if a wood-Chucky could chuck Woody?
Hold the gun on your sidekicks or run into my knife, bitch
I’d play “hide your soul” but you’re already lifeless
Stay PG and keep counting your sheep
While you sit in Bonnie’s room alone, without a peep
Trust me, I’ll strip your title as hot topic, 
Did your plot strings puppet that many fucking losses?
Thinking outside the box, Andy's off to college while I still keep on rocking my box office
  
Woody:
Those burdens you dug yourself in ain’t something I’d ignore.
Cuz I don’t think that body count would help disburse your child support.
As sheriff, I can’t endorse a story milked six times or more
So tell me exactly what bragging rights does your franchise have in store?
You run on two legs, but your feelings are fake
After this: No more reboots for this snake
My lasso is cutting your wires
You got a big mouth for a fun size Michael Myers
For dolls like you we ain’t got no tolerance
Even Sid's toys would throw you across the fence
You drew the line, this battle is your suicide, 
my movie’s booting you aside; a rescue for your audience.
Square up all you want in all  your fancy ways
You will never be able to fill up Andy’s grave
My destiny’s a legacy, your story’s ending right here
Cuz by now your buzzkill’s burnt out in this light-year

Chucky:
You’re armless in this show, sir, a failed stunt for your shoulder
So put a gun in your holster, or fuck off my posters
I Hamil’d it up! I’ve been toppling cities, 
scaring the piss out of kiddies, bitch, I’m Andy’s owner
You Hamm it up, riding your owner like it’s a piggy back, 
You’re Woody Wood-pecking all up over Andy’s shoulders
I’m in mint condition, but from a bloody background 
You’re my sloppy second, but a hand me let down
Bullseye spits harder than Woody, you got nothing
While I make the beat drop like “Andy’s coming!”
My name lives in the doll, I have insanity lead
You’re called Woody, cuz you fell down the family tree
If you’re as beloved to Andy as you think, he’d call the doctor
But to him you’re just as alive as his father

Woody:
Don’t go dissing others for their titles partn’r? “Good Guys” is your legacy
You’re the posterboy for playtime, the only street you’re running is Sesame
I don’t hold you to high standards, in my part of town you’re too young
Yet you’re smart enough to connect to tech, but too dumb to plug your head to your tongue?
I’m off into the sunset, let’s not prolong our argument
To infinity and beyond, muffles Chucky from the bottom of the bargain bin

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Adam & DNA_Fox 

Mixed and Edited by:
Freshy Kanal

Beats by:
Dansonn & Simon Servida

Additional Help by:
Rabi, Mason, Derpiest Game Blast (DGB), Fel, GengoMain, MetaMachine, Creep Switch, Adroit, GamingPlush65, Hippie Rat, Brodecai, Commander Jacob

Art by:
AlienMadman

Chucky vs. Woody - Bonus Battle!

Vote for who won this battle!
https://www.strawpoll.me/18515928

Thumbnail created by: MidgeChamp
Mixed by Dustin
Beat Produced By: Everyday Grime UK

King Mewtwo:
Yo, Leo, let’s see who’s the better Brit shall we?

MidgeChamp:
Yeah Sure, I'm all out of tea now anyway
Hey, do we need to make up a stretched out intro for the start or?

King Mewtwo:
Nah, that’s stupid. What kind of incel would do that for their intro?

MidgeChamp:
You’re right, alright, let’s just fucking do this

King Mewtwo 
Screwed Dani’s entire crew over, got sent packing accordingly
Yet somehow it only took the lamest apology to get you back into the community?
My battles outshine yours, that’s something I want to make perfectly clear
I mean Crumpet vs Scone? You must REALLY be out of ideas...
It’s no secret you like to argue, always prepped with comebacks good or bad
Honestly, with how much you like drama, you’re pretty much just the male Avav
Thinking you’re a funny man, but joking in vent makes nobody snicker
Seriously speaking, your humour’s more shite than your portrayal of Jack the Ripper
Now you see where snitching gets you, if you hadn’t betrayed us, it wouldn’t have come to this
Just stay Silent; hell, even he’s more tolerable and less of a disgrace to every single Brit
You’ll regret cancelling that diss track, for today’s the end of you; so
It’s high time you hide away, like all your YouTube videos

MidgeChamp: 
Smashing Foopz’s autistic body double? Heh, don’t mind if i do
It takes him to turn down a role for people to actually start casting you
Go throw another tantrum, this ain’t something you can cover
Leave you beaten in this battle, dropping the hard R, the writer 
Fantasising Hitler in your battles, and i’m the one they call a fascist?
I’ll hang a fat shit off the black list and then scrub his name off my ‘smash list’
You can’t match this, you’re a hack-trick, you, Kam and Kris will be my hatrick
I could diss myself better. Cus the petty crap you dug up is just like your DBZ series, ancient
My ripper was entertaining, your unpassable monotone roles are a bore
Don’t know how to write, so you regurgitate points I’ve heard 10x from Multi before
Yes I came crashing back into this community so call this my second comeback
Against Legion’s petty bitch, I’ll walk over him  like my doormat

King Mewtwo: 
As expected, your writing’s as bland as ever, and your mouth’s filthy! But I suppose it’s
What happens when most of the time, your mouth’s filled with Kuba’s little sausage
Multi was right about you all along, you’re a plain annoyance, without a doubt
Seems it’s not the first time you’ve been clueless as fuck after being called out

MidgeChamp: 
Kuba and Multi weren’t even half of the piss-stains that you turned out to be
I DM you fucking once and you’re like “LeO kEePs hArAsSinG Me”
So you went on to battle me, faced the reality, that your toxic rants cannot get through to me
So your role in this battle will be overlooked like your existence within the community

Jade:
Man, I wanted to fight against Fel, not these dollar store wannabes
But I’ll still destroy you both like-


King Mewtwo:
Um, actually, this was just planned to be a 1v1…

Jade:
WHAT?! How dare you!

King Mewtwo:
Right, first off, I am in no way saying I’m the community’s best Brit-

MidgeChamp:
Come now my fellow Brits, can we not solve this quarrel over a cup of Tea?

*Oliver and Jade begin to have a heated argument, much to Leo’s annoyance*

MidgeChamp:
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UNCIVILISED NONCES

King Mewtwo:
Oh sorry

King Mewtwo vs. MidgeChamp

Samara:
In seven days your semi fame will get erased
Forever hated, devastated, choking on your petty rage
Against a dated slasher specializing in edgy teens
I’ve seen meaner scream queens squealing on MTV
I’m the first film sensation from Asia to get the west cravin’
You’re the last one people think of when they hear “Wes Craven”
Abandoned by your mother and it drove you to insanity,
So you’ll bite another bullet, guess it runs in the family

Ghostface:
Hello, announcer - can I fight someone new, please?
You must’ve misheard me; I said I like scary movies
You would think by now you’re used to getting played, but
I can help you out if you really wanna hang up
List everyone you ripped off? I'd rather tape my mouth shut
Stringy hair ghost girl couldn't have been more washed up.
Idyllic but then your hopes for a fairytale drowned
So Samara, Samara, can you let your fans down?
They put a cliche mess right on a VHS
Just so your franchise can replay death?
My scream time made your dreams work, 'til I slayed you.
With your screen time, you shouldn't really call yourself a breakthrough

Samara:
I'm trapped in the waters but protected by god
Drop the facade, you’re useless! Even your rules are flawed

Ghostface:
Wrong answer! Your reboot trash is lackluster
You’re barely at the bottom of the bargain bin at Blockbuster

Samara:
So formulaic, you're more suited for Scooby-Doo
Stuck in an endless loop of Sidney eluding you
Coming at me choking on your phoned-in lines? Please,
I’m screwing you over worse than caller ID
Talk about your franchise like you're one to boast
Enough with your sequels; just give up the ghost
We both know exactly what it's like to take a dive
To be blunt, your role couldn't get your ratings high.

Ghostface:
Unstoppable like Jason, you can’t stop the bloodshed
Shoulda known, never assume the killer is dead
Face it, Grudge girl, you will never be my equal
The body count’s capped out, so there’s no need for a sequel!

Garbage Gothic as Samara Morgan

Razzy as Ghostface

Written by: Freshy Kanal, Razzy, Walk & Adroitwhiz

Mixing by: Freshy Kanal

Beat by: Audio Network

Additional Help by: DCARaps, Rabi, Atronachsaura, Brodecai, Diogo, Gengo & ItsJustBrenden

Cover Art by: Adroitwhiz

VIDEO RELEASE: TODAY

Ghostface vs. Samara Morgan - Rap Battle!

After what seems like over a year, WCRB returns with an all new battle for 2019. Here, we have the cynical Tom, from Eddsworld, taking on our favourite wrestle-man, Strong Bad.
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► Tom, voiced by 
Erin
https://soundcloud.com/bruhmomentnumber3

► Strong Bad and Suction Cup Man, voiced by
 Mathew Swift
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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

► Album Art by
AaronGPeters

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/kr56gkae
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Lyrics:

Strong Bad:
“Dear Strong Bad, I wonder if you might,
Challenge Tom from Eddsworld to a rap fight?”
I’ll do you one better, so sit back in your seat,
I’ll make this asdf-noobie lie in defeat!
I’m Dangeresque, so dangerous, have you ever met a man so lustrous?
There's a reason I wear this mask, man, I'm always so mysterious!
Hey, European, yer a bein’ a total crap face!
You should have stayed abducted and left out into space!

Tom: 
Well, between you and me, I don't really do abductions,
But it seems to me that you don't really do competitions,
There's no way out of this, no Cheat sheet on this test,
I'll put a brutal end to Rey Mysterio’s Peasant's Quest!
You started on Mario Paint, and became a sleeper hit?
Man, I'm incredibly drunk, but even I can tell that's bullshit!
If you’re not acting vain like Matt, I'll make myself clear,
Why don't you make like Christmas, and come back once a year?

Strong Bad: 
It’s called Decemberween, get it right, man!
I believe it's Muffin Time for you to forfeit the fight, man!

Tom: 
Coming from someone, lost in his own imagination?
Whose ego is almost as big as his own “nation?”

Strong Bad: 
Trogdor can't compare when I'm spittin’ hot fire!
The Population loves me, you should just re-Tire!
Too lazy, too cynical to do a simple task,
Wanna play Thy Rapper Man? YOU CAN’T GET YE FLASK!

Tom: 
You expect me to love you? Nah, I'll just leave you hangin’,
Singing a twenty-year old song about a crudely drawn dragon.
I've got an email for you, I hope it's not a tall order,
“Dear Strong Bad, you should go back to the border!”

Announcer:
WHO WON??? WHO’S...

Suction Cup Man (speaking):
Not so fast, fuckheads!

Announcer:
Wait, who are you?

Suction Cup Man (speaking):
I’m Suction Cup Man! Why wasn't I invited to this battle? Oh well, guess I'll invite myself, then!

Suction Cup Man: 
I’m smudging up yer rap battle, what’s it look like, dumbass?
You depend on the golden days, your virtual pizzaz?
I’m climbing up your tower, mastering flow,
Cause I’m Suction Cup Man, LOOK AT ME GO!
Look at you, Nacho Libre, answering email,
Yet you haven’t attracted one, single female,
And you, Tommy boy, you’re nuthin’ but a hurdle,
I see a better rapping opponent in Mine Turtle. (Mine Turtle: Hello!)
Your animation’s crappy, Strong Bad’s was affordable,
How’s your friends, Tom? Oh, that wasn't re-Tord-ical!
While you two were snoozin’ and maybe masturbatin’,
I’ve been to Hell and back, and I’m teamin’ up with Satan!
You both are North Korea - just fuckin’ horrible,
It's out with the old, in with the new, when I get lyrical!
I’m the hero that all business dummies should fear!
There, I wrote you a rap song, fuck you guys, I’m outta here!

Strong Bad VS Tom - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season Two

Joe "Cliff" Thompson as Homer Simpson
Kyuuball as Peter Griffin
Fel as Mr. Burns
garbageGothic as Lisa Simpson

Peter Griffin:
So this yellow fella’s meddling with Peter Griffin? 
This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken 
You’re a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from
Matt left for Futurama cuz you’re in the past, dawg 

Homer Simpson:
Heh heh heh
Whoever you’re talking to, he’s in trouble!
No more beer; I’m seeing double 
And sure I’m plain 'cuz I’ve been ‘round the globe 
While you’ll remain the Milhouse of shows 

Peter Griffin:
Yeah, you’re big, tubby, but if I were you 
I wouldn’t go around bragging about being the posterboy for child abuse 
We’re tired of you; is there nothing you won’t put your hands on?
Here’s Joe’s wheelchair- you’ve got no legs to stand on! 
Thirty years?! Christ, you’ve aged like Madonna 
Such a zombie no wonder you crap out treehouse of horrors
It’s been long since your better days but I’ll give you fair praise 
You made steps, then fell down the fucking staircase 
Let’s talk about your family--my god, they’re schmucks
When pit against Stewie, your toddler sucks 
And your boy, Bart, makes Chris seem almost average 
Lisa and Meg- uh- you know what- let’s just skip that one
Here’s a prediction: I’ll kick you back to T Ullman
Then I’ll home-in on that chick with the wig in your kitchen. She’ll giggity my donuts 
Now excuse me, I got a haircut at ten
Ya got served, though. Thank you, come again!

Homer Simpson:
You’re not Apu, but you’ve sure got problems 
Can’t expect less from a series that Fox runs 
pretty frickin’ sweet? MMMMM…. That’s my flow!
Since the 90’s I’ve been rolling in- errrrr, what’s the word… DOH! 
I thought you specialised in celebrity roasts?
The only cutaway you need is to a better show;
Lisa, what’s the definition of griffin? 
A creature stitched from different parts. Hmm. that’s pretty fitting
Now go prepare our lunch; we have famous guests over 
Tell me, where’s the microwave? I gotta nuke these leftovers 
You can’t talk about ideas running out

Mr Burns:
“Replace the hound” … “Ok, now bring back the hound” 

Homer Simpson:
Need a show canned? Luckily there’s a Family Guy 
Even from Space, I had more air time
And fart jokes won’t cloud my legacy
I couldn’t even call you Flanders cuz you’ll never be next to me 

Peter Griffin:
Take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse 
‘Cuz chronologically is the only time you’ll come first 
You got a nuclear family, so how’d ya tan?
Was the jaundice corn-dick born in the power plant?!

Homer Simpson:
And... why don’t you take that time machine from your son?
You could travel back to when your show was actually fun
It’s shocking that FG came back from the dead
Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again

Written by Fel
Mixed by Fel, Adroitwhiz, and Freshy Kanal

Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin. CMRB

Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Kamren

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1svh2u5pwMEflDFvDmlmjQCN4dOyTiqmiYbxPR-kEh7E/edit?usp=sharing

MidgeCat vs. Kamren The Reactor

Krupp:
HEY! KEEP QUIET! I’ve got something I must address and
that's this yellow-bellied manlet needs his mommy to dress him
And while she's smothering you silly I can prove that I'm the winner
When you collapse to your knees upon hearing SEYMOUR or SKINNER!!!!!
Principal turns to pauper when your kids’ test scores hit the district
When your diss misses, you’ll be dismissed like your missus when I get strict
I can’t hurt your relationships worse than your fear of marryin’
But I’ll take any offer to start harmin’ Tamzarian

Skinner:
Even Martin could trash a Tarzan, I’m seeing your cheeks are flushin
So welcome, Prepare for an unforgettable crushin’
But I took the liberty of yanking this prank from your students
I just rearranged your words and egads, your roast is ruined!
Thinking your switch to cartoons has made your series hip? No.
Here, take some orange drink to try and accentuate your flow
Your toilet humor failed your series; your author couldn’t adapt
And it’s your superhero persona that makes it seem you’ve finally snapped

Captain Underpants:
Tra-la-la! Finally, you’re seeing reason!
Honestly, I thought that your verse would go on for thirty seasons!
I’m a hero, bold and mighty! You’re tightier than my whities!
This aurora bore-ealis really thinks that he can fight me?
Bested by a ten-year-old! Skinner’s taking the L Barto!
Repeated gags left your fanbase gassed! How’s that for a fart joke?
Making you look like an ass is what this super intended
But Bart does that just fine when you meet the superintendent
Comparing yourself to a hero like me’s looking quite the stretch yes?
But luckily for this sham vet I’m the one that’s decked in spandex!
You’ll see worse than a detention as my prisoner of war!
With no more bites of a Krabappel it’s time for you to eat my shorts!
 
Skinner:
Think you’re well suited for readers? I can hear the parents fume
Modern conventions mean wearing more than just Fruit of the Loom
Cuz’ it’s the children who are wrong! I don’t want to Seymour ass
Awful principal gets awful trashed when I cut you like math class
But it’s not this flip-o-rama that’ll make your books get waist-banned
So there’s nothing to stop me from spitting fire on your steamed hams
You’re more of a baby than Maggie Simpson, my gosh, Krupp!
You losing your powers is the definition of washed up!

Mancha as Skinner
Adam as Krupp/Underpants

Principal Skinner vs Principal Krupp - URBoF #13

Tsuyu Asui : ParanoidLemon https://www.instagram.com/paranoidlemon/
The Toad : Jose

Instrumental :https://picosong.com/wAYtp/ by Kustom
Flowtest : https://picosong.com/wKF5W
Written by Kamren and Fightmarker
Mixed by Kamren and Jordan
Art by Jason Carreon and ColeDaCole
New Logo by Uncredited

Lyrics: 

Toad:
I was meant to fight a man, but they send a kid instead
So I'll do Magneto the honor and leave this gender-bent
Maybe you could use your four eyes to see how this is mismatched
I'm the Toad King of mutants, while you're overrated waifu trash
Now I know that I rioted out for mates in San Francisco 
But that didn't mean I wanted to pair up with the likes of Momo!
This is my Dark Reign, while I'm Ura-rocking the mic in this
You'll be left more broken than you were in One's Justice!

Tsuyu Asui:
I thought I began lonely, then I took a peek at your origin
Say that I’m a freak? Yet you were outcasted by orphans
You sure you want to be a villain? You keep shifting sides
One minute you’re Spidey’s pal, the next you stab his behind!
You were flawed from the start, reminds me of your former project
So I'll reject this win from you like I was a club leader or Scarlet
I’m surprised you came up with lines despite your mental challenges
Take this Sirius-ly, maybe then you won’t be considered talentless

The Toad :
That verse was plain Froppy, you best hip hop off the beat now
Or I'll make this the second time you've been left broken down
Bit through your filler like a wasp, as for your character as a whole
You stole my powers Monica, that’s it, case closed!

Tsuyu Asui :
Good you’re sticking to your title, everything you said was Terrible, Toad
Cause if you were wanting me to go to sleep, next time, try to spit cold
Thanks for the show, clown, but stay under your Misfit crew
Since it’s best you stay forgotten like it was your film debut

Tsuyu Asui vs The Toad - My Hero Academia Vs Anything #2 (ft. ParanoidLemon & Jose)

Lyrics/Karaoke: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J39r9avQ_azEmvSUqRjZJUkJ50bgtfoGzlUGw0wlxWI/edit
Written by Gengo the Cannoli King, B O R K, Rabi, Deegle, Jade, Dustin and MetaMachine
Adroit as J.D.
Evan as Ghostface
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Gengo the Cannoli King
Art by Bork
Hint for our next battle: "Pizza and Puppets"

JD vs. Ghostface

Fuck it, new audio (Happy Halloween!)

Matthew Thomas as Wii Are Twisted
Vladimyr P. as AzuraiTemcev
Juliauna R. as Cass

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
CONSOLE ME
VERSUS
WII ARE TWISTED
BEGIN!

Wii are Twisted:
Alright readers, what you will be reading today
I think it’s time to teach a new way to play: the hard way
Unplug that text-to-speech box, lob it to attack hard
That brick’ll surely leave a mark: Red Ring of wack bars
I’ll be tossing out raps, with lack of Safety Straps
It’s pretty sad you made a girlfriend out of bargain bin scrap
I’ve seen less of brats choking in these Twisted games 
In the end, it’ll be MY voice driving you insane!

AzuraiTemcev:
I guess Link’s slashes aren’t all that provokes screams
Your sluggish lines are more slow than a hacked control scheme
Raze you faster than BlazBlue, that I’m dead-set
Enough from me, have some words from the girl in the headset
Cass:
The name’s Cass, trapped inside this virtual toy
Cheats won’t be needed to one-shot unstable employees
Borderlands is squat next to what you’ll be put through
AzuraiTemcev & Cass:
Wii are Rap Slayers. Wii are Winners. NOT You Too.

Wii are Twisted:
Hearing this tired same story’s inspired my life a new era
Your shit “peril” is doing less scaring than a disk error
My head is throbbing from this game crap, I’ll have a lay down later
When I’m from this nerd and Overly Attached Game Player

AzuraiTemcev:
Thanks for altering the game, victory is now mine!
Not surprised you’re aching, frankly you lost your damn mind!
But, I can’t shake this odd feeling, my consciousness is losing
What’s going on? Cass...what are you doing?

Cass:
A double cross was forthcoming when my plan was complete
You’ve been drilling on my patience, and now it’s time to Unleash
You losers won’t be missing much with the lives you were living with
Ain’t talking Elder Scrolls when I say you’ll like Oblivion
I’ll be Disposing of Garbage like this boy’s Sonic toys
Design for SEGA? Honestly, you’re better off unemployed
Console-t Me, for data in this plain world of white
This will be your new lives, no use fighting, Azurai
We Pay this prison Forward, best say your farewells
As I tear you from this world, leaving two fleshy shells
Some Ordinary Gamers lost their lives with their wits
BEGINNING TRANSITION OF TWO KIDS INTO SUBJECTS 5 AND 6

Written by: MultiSuperVids
Beat by: Audio Network

Console Me vs Wii Are Twisted. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta.

im going to try and post stuff on here, no promises tho

Lucas's Favorite Battles Of 2019

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