best new Aes remix I've heard in a while. Added to my "best of" list, cheers

i havent uploaded a shitpost like this in a while, wow. im too used to putting effort into things

tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@duuzu_/video/6976622053814291713
youtube: https://youtu.be/uhrt-0lriTw

Knicks See Knacks

Track by: Kqmade (Anqnymqus)
Art by: twitter.com/TVGhost__
Geqmetry by: @diamondbrickz , twitter.com/DiamondBrickZ1 (Warfstache)
Writing by: twitter.com/telepotato; twitter.com/babybowser101
Character Represented: Wilfqrd Warfstache

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WARFSTACHE: Gooood evening our ladies and gents! Tonight we have a special guest joining us for your post-track lore. It took us quite a while to find this sly little clown, but give it up for the judas of the theatre, Komade!

KQMADE: Well, I'm glad sqmeqne cquld finally recqgnize my wqrk in helping keep this wretched flight interesting!

WARF: I would love to do a bit of a preamble... but we only have so much of a character limit here to transcribe, so apologies if I rush things here. First question is the one I know you’ve probably been dying to tell us all!

KQMADE: Why I chqse tq thrqw “thy cqusin” under the bus?

WARF: Actually, I was going to ask if you brought your ice cream coupon so I can stamp it!

KQMADE: We’re qn the radiq… yqu’re qn an airplane… I’m qn an island…. 

WARF: You don’t know how much of a good throwing arm I've got! Anyways, the drama of that situation IS very enticing to many of our... theatre rep enthusiasts… so I suppose it would be a great tragedy to not talk about your own!

KQMADE: Well Mark, it was quite simple really, cqusin was just hqlding me back! Really the whqle “Cqmedy and Tragedy” shtick is such a simple, basic act... sqmething like the Killer Klqwns is a much grander chaotic perfqrmance, bringing everyqne tq their knees and in tears! An ultimate shqw that truly brqught qut the purest emqtiqns fqr everyqne! ...And nq qther sq-called "theatre rep" has tqpped our spectacle since!

WARF: Well, Hidgens gave you the old 1-2 wallop back during April Fools, and those plants did better than you OR your backstabbing buddies, so...

KQMADE: What the- that... that’s impqssible fqr yqu tq knqw! Yqu were busy with that mqtherf**king flqwer frqm the stqrage clqset, a-and Dimentiq said- 

WARF: Sorry, you can't say that on air, I'll need to censor it in the transcript.

KQMADE: I-It dqesn't make any sense… Qur failures in qur suppqsedly perfect scheme were enqugh as is, but nqw YQU sqmehqw-

[ Suddenly, the airplane's WiFi cuts out. ]

WARF: Oh, and just as we were starting to get into the good part! Always when we get close to getting to this clown’s stories he always has to slip away! HELLO! MISSUS COMPUTERMAJIGGY? I WAS TRYING TO HAVE AN INTERVIEW HERE!

…

WARF: Fine! I guess I will handle it myself! ...I'm going to contact my agent after this goshdarn flight finally lands...

[A small grunt and a following whisper comes from the rafters above in Markiplier's Cabin as Warfstache leaves]

???: ...You must know that I have taken the liberty of investigating you, "Warfstache"....

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Squrces:
videogamedunkey - Green Eggs and Jam / Sim Gretina - Watch Out Rengar (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: videogamedunkey)
Ninomae Ina'nis - 『VIOLET』 (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Ninomae Ina’nis)
Retro Shooting - Theme 4 (YquTuber Qutros: UberHaxorNova)
HoloBass - Amelia Watson - Pop on Rocks: A Dr. Seuss Rap (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Amelia Watson)
CORPSE - 🌧️ 𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘤 🌧️ (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Corpse Husband)
Garrett Williamson ft. Scott the Woz - Closing In (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Scott the Woz)
Gawr Gura - REFLECT (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Gawr Gura)
CalebCity - The homie never shares. (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: CalebCity)

I Will Not Eat This Here Nor There

A friend shared me this track a long time ago and it's been in my head ever since. Felt the need to try my hand at a mashup of it, and wanted an excuse to come back to Soundcloud.

SOURCES:
Aesop Rock - Long Legged Larry
Cage the Elephant - Ain't No Rest for The Wicked (Instrumental)
Hail Marry Mallon - Whales
Some random frog croak sound i found from youtube lol
Amphibia - "PLAY THE FORBIDDEN NOTE!"

Aint No Rest For Long Legged Larry

Track by: @megalolazing-1
Art by: twitter.com/babybowser101 ft. twitter.com/telepotato (Cabinet Man), twitter.com/TVGhost__ (Springtrap)
Geometry by: twitter.com/telepotato
Character Represented: Half-Human Half-Machine
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Importantish-note for Soundcloud Users: I will be handing off all future uploads and development of TFA back to BriPM and will be focusing on other projects (both within and outside of the community!), which you can keep up to date with here. https://twitter.com/telepotato

Thank you all for the opportunity to be the forefront of development of this tournament for the last year, it's been fun and insightful experience overall that I wish I had more reason to continue working on, but I hope the best for the rest of the TFA team.

- Jewel / Teleportato

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Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sourcelist:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Sources (Note; Sources are not in order):
TheLivingTombstone - I Can't Fix You [FNAF]
CG5 - I Can't Fix You Remix [FNAF]
Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire [Used by Neil]
Was (Not Was) - Walk the Dinosaur [Used by Neil]
TheLivingTombstone - Die In A Fire [FNAF]
Lemon Demon - Toy Food [Composed by Neil]
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow [Composed by Neil]
Neil Cicierega - The Computer Fighter Rap [Composed by Neil]
Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now [Used by Neil]
Piemations - 5 AM at Freddy's: The Sequel [FNAF]
Eiffel 65 - I'm Blue [Used by Neil]
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger [Used by Neil]
PSY - Gangnam Style [Used by Neil]
The Black Eyed Peas - Let's Get It Started [Used by Neil]
Freddy Fazbear Pizzeria Simulator - Smashing Windshields [FNAF]
DAGames - Break My Mind [FNAF]
Roomie - Five Nights at Freddy's 3 Song [FNAF]
Lemon Demon, Shadrow - Cabinet Man Cover [Composed by Neil]
Linkin Park - In The End [Used by Neil]
Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out? [Used by Neil, hola bec noir]
Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime [Used by Neil]
The Black Eyed Peas - Where is the Love? [Used by Neil]
Lemon Demon - Reaganomics [Composed by Neil]
TheLivingTombstone - I Got No Time [FNAF]
Eminem - The Real Slim Shady [Used by Neil]
Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters [Used by Neil]
Super Mario World - Overworld [Used by Neil]
Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life [Used by Neil]
Zarcort - ANIMATRÓNICOS RAP [FNAF]
Bare-naked Ladies - One Week [Used by Neil]
Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 [Used by Neil]
Ludacris - Move Bitch [Used by Neil]
Tay Zonday - Chocolate Rain [Used by Neil]
FNAF 3 Jumpscare SFX [FNAF]
Pokemon - Who's That Pokemon [Used by Neil]
Max Pacheco, Neil Cicierega - Eat The Poop [Neil.]

Running Out Of Patience To Pretend

Feel the power of India combined with electronic dance music. 100% Primetime Banger, 100% Peaktime, 100% ENZO. My new track Dj Enzo.Ch - Strike sit on March 11th, 2022 in all stores and of course on Spotify! ❤️👌✌️🙌

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Dj Enzo.Ch - Strike Extended Mix Demo

this is the stupidest thing ive ever made

Wow And Chicken

track by @mainmanflux
art by @frankie-1205

CONTESTANT 03 - The Wicky Wild Western (Character idea, Design, Render and Stock by Fifi)

- Neil Cicierega, Will Smith and Their Samples/Collaborators
[ Angelfire, The Satirists Love Song, Gettin' Jiggy Wit It, Miami, He's The Greatest Dancer, Semi-Charmed Life ]

- Heavy Vocal Sampling and Plunderphonics
[ Shelter, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A, Midnight City, DJ Shadow, The Avalanches, J.A.C.K ]

- Contemporary R&B, Word Salad and Innuendos
[ Michael Jackson, Beyoncé, Rap God, Twist, Sweater Weather, Gimme More ]

- The Wild West and It's Tropes
[ Wild West Hero, Big Iron, Clint Eastwood, Wanted Dead or Alive, Janie's got a Gun, Barefoot Desert ]

Songs Used:

Will Smith - Wild Wild West [ ]
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow [ ]
C2C -Down The Road [Plunderphonics]
Oasis - Wonderwall [Neil Samples, Wild West Tropes]
Will Smith - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It [Will Smith]
Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away [Neil, Word Salad]
Will Smith - Black Suits Comin' (Nod Ya Head) [Will Smith]
J.A.C.K - Living iPod [Plunderphonics, Heavy Vocal Sampling]
Neil Cicierega - Aaron [Neil]
Neil Cicierega - The Computer Fighter Rap [Neil]
LL Cool J - I'm Bad [Offsource]
Will Smith - Miami [Will Smith]
Neil Cicierega - Vivid Memories Turn to Fantasies [Neil]

Down the Wicky Wild Road

Shrek 1 vs. Shrek 2

HORSEMAN OF FAMINE - STARVED
ART BY: https://twitter.com/pokopakku
TRACK BY: STARSEER
BECOME A WITNESS: discord.gg/9jNdTZCzcN

𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙚...

- SEGA, Sonic Composers, & Friday Night Funkin’
- Online Horror/Dark Fancontent
- Food, Hunger, Cooking & Consumption
- Sentient Machinery, Science & Inventors 
- Fire, Heat & Decay

...𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙈𝙀?

SOURCES USED:
Jacaris - Purin (Friday Night Funkin, Online Horror, Dark Fancontent)
The Stupendium ft. Cami-Cat - Slide Into The Void (Online Horror, Science)
Nine Inch Nails - Closer (Industrial)
longestsoloever - INTRUDER (Online Horror)
Madeon - POMME (Food)
1788-L - F U L L B U R S T (Sentient Machinery)
STARVED Laughing

Aint No Rest For Long Legged Larry

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