The Completely Vapid and Pointless Adventures of GIANT BACTERIA

Confessions Of A Vegetable (Mixed By Calvin S.V.)

Lyrics:

emergency alert i burden thee with burglary
i hurt emcees and turn thievings into murder sprees
i heard him sneeze hiding in the floor beneath
emerged and he was sore to see all poor and weeping
needing toiletries and breathing horribly i cornered he
and saw him bleed my sword went deep his arteries
need surgery and urgently im turbo beast like hercules
i purchase bleach then search the streets for nerds to beat
who nervously observe my face and turn to flee 
i learned their weakness burned em in the third degree
and served em some detergent drinks till stomachs bursted
mercilessly im herding geeks and yearning 
for thier currency so i must beat them treat them with no courtosy
disturbing peace desert the scene the jury seems to've heard of me
attorny perfectly getting me off clean  and personally
ill tell you im returning to be a fiend earnestly

like a circus freak versus three nurses in a burger king
i curbstomped thier overies and heard em sing
i stir the shit the swirlies im distributing are worsening
like kurt cobain i scream in pain my voice is strained
im poisenous mane rejoice its James
im turning into vermon in this tournament of word and wit
permanantly courting death for the purpose of serving it
the candles lit the panics in im passionate about asses kicked
with packages that you can wrap as gifts im putting maggots in
and dragging it to your establishment you can examine it
and laugh at it until i make you take a fucking bath in it
im slapping bitch masses with thick hands with brass on it
exasperated after like sixty claps  on a pacifist
class is in ask him how every ounce of the alphabet 
is handled in his grasp like a gift of gab mixed with calculus
im bound to shit a thousand pounds down your esophagus and im just practicing 

im just imagining while manic that im batting at a fantastic average
yeah you better plan to vanish or im here to have your ashes
in a pale and theyll be scattered in a haphazard careless manner
at your grandmas address 
and im an asshole in excess im nasty as an abcess bananas im 
the man im the myth im the shithead drinking with the pigeons in the gutter
tysons chicken prepared with all the fixins by your mother ooh
to give the deets i was knee deep in it dawg i was mangleing
three feet in the pussy im getting lost imagine it, shes sounds  like a mandolin
and so i started strangling like it was going out of fashion only romantic shit
i killed her. oops shit i killed her i spilled her blood with each thrust because im a body builder
im sorry, Jesus, i gave her many dieseases cause i be shooting nuclear warheads from my penis

Rap Guy

Beatles sample
I do not own Don't Let Me Down by The Beatles

Let Me Down

Eggs

2 Minutes

im going deaf in my left ear
at this rate i fear ill be pushing up daisies by next year
lets be clear i drink so much beer
i smoke so much crack that im weird
i get severe chronic pains in the rear
and grays in my beard, and aids in  my blood
i dont give a crud, i cut off my ears
i shut off my brain, ive been dead for years

yeah yeah and you can catch me going stupid
got the juice i got the fluid
im a rascal im a nuissance
im disgusting im polluted 
every day i wake up and spread more evil
every day i wake up and kill more peole
and you can catch me stupid 
im stupid im heat im humid
reputed im barely human
im chewing right through your blueprint
every day i wake up and slit more throats
take more notes, i just claim more thrones

i dont wanna do this but my goose is cooked
no truces bruh you foolish clowns get beaten up
you need to flush the shit you talk 
and clean your tongue take the sponge and scrub
then i feed you crumbs you dont eat till done
you dont get to breathe your lungs 
you dont get to feel the ground beneath you cant see the sun
you cant fuck around with me then run 
you flee i laugh you bleed i dance
you see its fun im screaming 
im steaming, im heated, i mean it, Jesus
i beat you with a shoe then i superglue
your penis to the floor for no reason
you heathen halloweening, treat or treating
bitches weep when i greet them with the heater
and it probably ripped in half since i superglued your weiner
to the floor fucking whore now you need you a new peter
..you need you a new peter. its funny

father of all bastards
im dog backwards
jacking off in the mall bathroom
while hammered
crack withdrawal and dark laughter thoughts scattered
acid trips and brain fractures slay rappers
ammunition clips lame dastards get played after
i filet your meat with daggers haphazardly make platters
with excaliber i rain pain down in bullet showers 
with calibers that devour challengers with sour superpowers 
blasting amateurs  with canisters so hard it hurt thier grandmothers
i slammed into thier car set off the alarm and killed thier passengers
cause im a hunter theyre a gatherer cunt ravager stab and burn people
eat their ashes with a salad gain some mass and get fatterer
spit it wicked not a stammerer im titty twisting bitches nipples simple im a matador
divorced from reality throw punches like im ganondorf with my scabbard, sword 
and my biggest dick around award

biggest dick around award biggest dick around 
go tune in to channel four cause ima whip it out some more
you can find me going nuts, showing nuts, throwing up, going butt naked
pasty cracker like im macklemore

it just occurred that im a bastard of a person, curses
patterns are emerging which worsen
im a perfect version of a nerd murdering 
word hurtling blood curtling somethingaling
dingaling dirty hermit vermin German urchin
practicing surgeon because practice makes perfect
i didnt mean to hurt him,  its because im still learning
and im yearning to worsen the Earth and then burn it 
searching for old ladies purses to  purchase 
percoset pills to pop to fill urges
come back and flirt with old as dirt ladies
who go berzerk when i take off my shirt, hey these  
police officers want me in the dirt lately
im funk as druck and im mucked up greatly
 my life fucking sucks i dont wanna see eighty
i seem crazy i bleed excellence i spit pestilence I need successfulness




...penis

Its Cool To Have AIDS!

im the one in the dungeon amongst hundreds
fuck a bitch im the one king bumping death grips
get your head split with a dense brick im the best shit 
fucking epic take my next piss on your dead bitch 
its my fetish for my breakfast cook your cat and your pet fish 
make her legs twitch got the virus shes infected with the herpses
on her red lips cause we just shared a slurpee
snort my ashes after they burn me at the age of thirty 
 my balls down the lane like i just bowled a turkey
in golf got a birdie in life im like fuck this shit 
yeah you heard me number one retard in the house
slam my head on the wall if i start having doubts
you fuckers just suck need to shut up your mouths
if im ever down then im dead in the ground 
but if im ever up then im probably on drugs
i dont know where im going no where to be found  
like a dog at the pound i just bark at the sounds
that inside of my head every day with the shouts
yo i can just spit for hours cant do shit else its my superpower
my shits so sweet and im spitting sour
ima take off my belt and beat you cowards

you heard me, yeah you fucking heard me
 im not showing mercy to a fucking bitch
not bitch like a girl more  bitch like your clique
did you all get bit by some radioactive pussys 
oh woopdie doo look at you
spitting weak shit like ooh very cute
i spit flames you mainly stick to mucus and puke
now isnt that a fine howdy doo

im like Vincent Van Gogh but a bigger asshole 
im like edgar allen poe if he couldnt write poems 
im just  like dracula just without a castle 
tony montano if he couldnt sell blow
ive been gritting my teeth
ive been breaking my bones 
ive been itching my soul 
ive been sitting at home 
ive been filling my bowl water and alpo
out of my window i just watch the weeds grow
i dont feel at  peace though i dont even eat yo
i dont even change clothes i just wear these rhine stones 
in the fucking freak show 
got the beat cheat codes and its only c notes
crazy like steve o thats just how we roll
and im not a hero im like sub zero
ripping spines out the back throw a bitch in the trash
if you spit and its whack ima make it  your last
and ill leave it at that

you heard me, yeah you fucking heard me
 im not showing mercy to a fucking bitch
not bitch like a girl more  bitch like your clique
did you all get bit by some radioactive pussys 
oh woopdie doo look at you
spitting weak shit like ooh very cute
i spit flames you mainly stick to mucus and puke
now isnt that a fine howdy doo


i will never retire from lighting entire buildings on fire
and im not a liar and i dont get tired so you can enquire 
about  how im gripping the iron a villian so im not admired
not wanted, desired im hated im jaded im cutting the wire
to set off the bomb to blow up the place to kill all the people
who wanna be fighters who get in my face i just blow them away
got the gun on my waist i got stripes like a tiger 
because i require gallons of cider roll up some weed and any old lighter 
i dont even smoke weed im just a liar 
i smoke cigarettes like im tryna get cancer
cigarette cigarette cigarette bad lungs 
cigarette cigarette cigarette have one

Notes From Underground

A Sunny Day In Hell

Shoota

Drugs

Crooked

Fuckasucka

intro (LETS GO)

Goodnight

Splunky2.0

Esacheyetee

Pianocords

MOVEITONTO

Goner2

Lofi 2

spit. !...??

Manure

Halloween

Youtube account called DEF music video here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoA11I-cuTE&t=12s

GIANT BACTERIA

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