Rhyming tighter than a bowline, 
let me in a little bit & I'll blow your whole mind

ANDY* - Tight Frame

Fanzine Fantasy

I’m a masterpiece of pessimistic intrigue 
Looking on the bright side just isn’t really in me 
A glass half full still needs to get filled up 
I don’t rely on luck to put something in my cup 
what?
Y’all are high now 
rolling downtown 
I stay away from  those crowds 
unless I’m getting paid now 
My eyes don’t rest on anybody’s comments 
I’m cleaning up my verses like I’m typing them with Comet 
Mr Clean
look at me 
shining bright and writing sonnets 
Sober as a pilot getting comfy in the cockpit  
Here’s your in flight entertainment:
You’re really everything that I thought I ever wanted 
I’m gunna make it through this year if it kills me 
Or at least die trying to stay busy 
on the hunt for the perfect lines like i’m a grizzly 
a tight rhyme gets me purring like a little bitty kitty 
Im fired up on all cylinders 
Your new prime minister 
but better looking and less sinister 
I’ll be here as long as you’ll have me 
living on the outskirts of all linguistic boundaries 
It’s Andy 

I’m just trying to stay busy 
why don’t you try staying busy with me 
why don’t you stay busy with me

I don’t need to get fucked up to be pleased 
or give my wallet a squeeze, moneys growing like weeds, please 
Andy’s own disaster reliefe 
give life a new lease with a credit increase 
debt collectors on hold 
with the visa elite 
gotta get a new phone 
the dog wants a new bone 
the king wants a new throne 
emperor needs his clothes 
what a joke what a hoax 
tho 
leaning on the ropes catching up with the folks 
oh 
or are ya passed out on the futon 
drunk and with your shoes on 
threw up in his Yukon 
All your uber stars gone 

we’re like pawn shop gold 
still shiny but old 
cheap but not getting sold  
ah 
 I’m a self professed pessimist 
a worst case specialist 
blessed with that verbal eloquence 
And a hint of saintly meanace 
Yet
I've tried many times but I just can't quit 

I write rhymes all day like I'm doing time 
Locked up in my room picturing that blue sky, high 
Hi, 
I'm just trying to stay busy 
Why don't you try staying busy with me?

ANDY* - Pawn Shop Gold

Looking up my superstitions,
Lining up in the supermarket 
9 items or less 
The Lonely Capricorn 
Shifting through the vegetable isle 
Squeezing the beats and giving the peas and inspection  
Sagittarius season 
All tabloid TV, 
Brad and Jenn, 
Are my 30’s over yet?
What was it really like to be in your 20’s?
Seasons 1 through 6 flipping through eternity 

Flipping through eternity 

I think I’ll make myself a cup of soup, 
Maybe a pot of orange pekoe red rose 
There’s too many problems to worry about all them 
isn’t that just how the saying goes?
I think I’ll make myself a cup of soup 
Look at the sodium tho 
There’s too many problems to worry about all of them 
Isn’t that just how the story flows?

The fluorescent lights in the bathroom highlight 
All the blackheads on my face 
And I’m going to bed feeling about twice my age 
My diet consist mostly of caffeine and ibprohane and sleep aids
Market line is getting closer and closer 
impulse items keep pushing me forward 
Reece’s and Milky Way’s 
Really got me feeling a wayyyyyyy
What a nice treat for later 

I think I’ll make myself a cup of soup, 
Maybe a pot of orange pekoe red rose 
There’s too many problems to worry about all them 
isn’t that just how the saying goes?
I think I’ll make myself a cup of soup 
Look at the sodium tho 
There’s too many problems to worry about all of them 
Isn’t that just how the story flows?

Lonely Capricorn

I review different days of my life from my room. This is the first episode. I'm reviewing the day Jan 10th 2020.

Drew Reviews - Ep. 1 January 10th 2020

Are you in the library catching bed bugs in the isle seats? 
Are you in the the bus shelter waiting to get home from the service industry? 
Are you in the drive thru line trying to scratch that itch?
Are you living your youth or are you pandering it to ad’s that have been targeted?

Are you happy in your skin or are you moisturizing it ?

Are you at the Mulberry hammering down on the keys ?
Are you proofreading everything you’ll just delete? 
Is the door locked? 
Can you feel the tension in the nob?
Keep on turning until the thing falls off.

Andy

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