An instrumental version of this song before I ruin it with my horrendous attempt at rapping

Storms (Instrumental)

Lyrics

Intro (Skinny P):
Yuh, it’s yah boi Skinny P. I lost everything I had
I would’ve done anything to get it all back
But shit changes, yo, people change
I don’t even know what I want anymore, ‘cept for you

Verse (Skinny P):
When I was just a boy, my father said
That the most useful part of me ran down my mother’s leg
I grew up thinking I could never be loved
When a girl gave me a chance, it was a gift from above
I blew that shit, yo, I fucked it up bad
How did I not realize I was just like my dad
But then you came along to melt the ice in my heart
Everything I thought I was, you’re tearing it apart

Chorus (Thin Ice):
A storm is raging in my heart
Is loving you a shot in the dark?
With all I’ve done I can’t go back
But can I set another on the right track?
Ice and fire in my heart
A new world could mean a new start
From darkness I pull the light
What started wrong now feels so right

Verse (Dirty Hands):
I got sins at my back so bad it would kill me to turn around
But I spin around and face them when I hear the sound
Of the injustice that I caused when I listened to my flaws
A mistake that I made that I gotta set right
I got demons in my past and they’re catching up fast
But I won’t run no more

Verse (Skinny P):
It’s not what I deserve, but can I be forgiven?
Cause the damage of my past is the source of my ambition
Would I give it all up to have you instead?
Girl, you make me think with both my heart and my head

Chorus (Thin Ice):
A storm is raging in my heart
Is loving you a shot in the dark?
With all I’ve done I can’t go back
But can I set another on the right track?
Ice and fire in my heart
A new world could mean a new start
From darkness I pull the light
What started wrong now feels so right

Storms (Skinny P ft. Dirty Hands & Thin Ice)

A TRAITOR HAS BEEN FOUND IN OUR MIDST
A DEVILISH MAN WHO MUST BE PURGED
HE HAS LAID HIS COCK ON MY PROPERTY
AND SO IT HAS BEEN BURNED

BUT HIS PAIN IS NOT ENOUGH
HE MUST BE TAUGHT A LESSON
NOT TO TOUCH MY PRECIOUS SON-WIFE
HIS TORTURE IS MY OBSESSION 

HE WILL SUFFER
LIKE NO OTHER
AT THE DICK-CHOPPING GANGRAPE EXECUTION
DICK-CHOPPING GANGRAPE EXECUTION

FIRST HIS COCK WILL BE SEVERED
IT WAS INFECTED WITH GANGRENE
I CONSIDER THIS TO BE A MERCY
HIS PUNISHMENT WILL BE MORE OBSCENE

THEN HIS TONGUE WILL RIPPED OUT 
SO HE CAN NO LONGER SPEAK
AND LAST HE WILL BE SODOMIZED
BY THE ENTIRETY OF HIS FLEET

HE WILL SUFFER
LIKE NO OTHER
AT THE DICK-CHOPPING GANGRAPE EXECUTION
DICK-CHOPPING GANGRAPE EXECUTION

EXECUTION IS MY SOLUTION
AND IT TURNS ME ON
AND SO I WILL
RAIL MY SON-WIFE
AT THE DICK-CHOPPING GANGRAPE EXECUTION
DICK-CHOPPING GANGRAPE EXECUTION

Dick-Chopping Gangrape Execution

Fuck the moon!

The moon is my sworn nemesis
I’ll hunt her til I die
Thinking she’s untouchable
Way up in the sky
Well I found your secret out
I know what you’re all about
And as it turns out
There’s no bigger fish to fry

I’m the baddest guy around
Armies at my command
History will remember me
Just you wait and see
You’re a fish in a pond
And I brought my rod
Punch a koi
And the moon I’ll destroy

Hey, is it just me, or is the moon kinda cute?

Fuck the moon ;) 

Hey there pretty girl, lemme take your hand
You can come with me back to my homeland
Why don’t we go on a permanent vacation
We can marry on the shores of the Fire Nation

Oh shit! What are you doing to me?
Fuckers chain me up on a collar and leash
I’m a human man, you can’t do this
Even though I tried to kill your sacred fish
And burn down your homes, and destroy your culture
And enslave your people, and…
You know what, maybe I do deserve this.

Please let me go, I won’t do it again
I’ll be a good boy, I won’t even bend
It’s my biggest fear that I’m gonna die here
How did it end up like this, it was only a fish

It was only a fish

Fried Fish (Fuck The Moon)

honestly i don’t even know what this is but you are free to perceive it according to whatever political ideology you subscribe to. it just got wedged in my brain and i have to get it out. the only thing i’m sorry for is the bullshit guitar solo

I. Biden’s Femboy Conversion Camps

The winds of change are blowing
A new empire will rise
Biden has devised a plan most foul
To steal the manhood of mankind

He’s rounding up all the alpha males
And putting them in camps
To convert them into femboys
You fools don’t stand a goddamn chance

II. Government-Sanctioned Weaponized Femboys

Government-sanctioned weaponized femboys!
Destroying America’s enemies
Government-sanctioned weaponized femboys!
Destroying the manhood of our nation

He’s rounding up all the alpha males
And putting them in camps
To convert them into femboys
You fools don’t stand a goddamn chance

He’s putting them on HRT
And pumping them full of soy
Giving them cute little kitty cat ears
And sending them out to destroy

Government-sanctioned weaponized femboys!
Destroying America’s enemies
Government-sanctioned weaponized femboys!
Destroying the manhood of our nation

Government-sanctioned weaponized femboys, Government-sanctioned weaponized femboys…

III. Uh Oh! Femboy Government Takeover

Oh no! The femboys are taking control
Oh no! The femboys are taking over

They’re coming for your guns
They’re coming for your schools
They’re coming for church
They’re coming for your rules

You better get out now
Before it’s too late
They’re coming for your life
They’re gonna seize the state

IV. Totalitarian Femboy Empire

Welcome our new overlords
They have made America great
The femboys, soyboys, and communist catboys
Have changed the direction of our fate

They’re forcing us to cross-dress
Cisgenders will be shot on sight
Now put on the cat ears
Lay down your arms, give up the fight

Femboy Empire

Inspired by this post: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/beast-glatisant/691630703829549056?source=share

Lyrics by @beast-glatisant on tumblr

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AND THE MAMMAL WILL ASCEND
MAMMOTH MILKERS ARE IN SEASON
WE FUCK BETTER AND THAT’S THE REASON

WOOLY MAMMOTH PUSSY SO WET AND TIGHT
DINO CLOACA JUST AIN’T RIGHT
A HOLE THAT’S JUST FOR FUCKING
MAKES DINO “CUNT” FEEL LIKE NOTHING

WOOLY MAMMOTH PUSSY MAKE ME GO INSANE
OUTBREEDING DYING DINOS TIL ONLY WE REMAIN
FUCKING NASTY THROUGH THE ICE AGE
MAMMALS REIGN SUPREME TIL THE END OF OUR DAYS

Wooly Mammoth Pussy Be Hitting Different

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He fucked my wife
He ate her ass
He ruined my life

Lightning Fuckhands McQueen
He did cocaine
All day and all night
To get him through his pain

Lightning Fuckhands McQueen
Caught in a drug war
To fuel his addiction
What else for?

Lightning Fuckhands McQueen
Should've left my wife
Out of this
He's ruined all our lives

Lightning Fuckhands McQueen
Was hanged for treason
When they asked why he did it
He didn't have a reason

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