Originally by Chris Jojo, from the SNES version of Maximum Carnage.

Streets of New York/Chasing Insanity

I hear the dream of the 1990s is alive in Portland...

Screwed up in the lyrics, "May" should be in place of "Gwen" (as in Gwen Poole).

(Then again, what's weirder, naming your daughter after your ex-girlfriend or aunt?)

Livin' Next Door to Peter and MJ

Music by Bob Harris via the Ramones, lyrics by Doreen Green (Ryan North).

Dee Dee count-in sampled from the Ramones' It's Alive!

Squirrel Girl (Ramoneslation)

Verse riff, sadly, reused from Infectious Grooves' "Lock It in the Pocket".

Gotta work on my Donnas impression...

Update 2024: The song was drastically reinvented by the Groovy Times for the album Daily Lives of Cartoon Bombshells: https://thegroovytimes.bandcamp.com/track/big-green-party-machine

Big Green Party Machine

A garage rock bash through They Might Be Giants' "She Thinks She's Edith Head".

She Thinks She's Edith Head

A Van Halen-ised attempt at the Kinks' "All Day and All of the Night".

All Day and All of the Night

An alt-rock ballad about the struggles of learning to draw.

Lyrics:

I need your help, Andrew Loomis
My drawings still don't look too good
I wanna learn how to do this
You gotta show me how I should

It's been a year since I bought my tablet
I got it used off OLX
Even making it a daily habit
Why are humans so complex?

I started off with Betty Edwards
She was a great big help to me
I've also read Cecile Hardy
I wish I drew as good as she does

I need your help, Andrew Loomis
I'm trying to get the feeling right
It might just help if I was more Buddhist
I gotta learn to use my sight

I Need Your Help, Andrew Loomis

A funk metal tear through Stevie Wonder's "Superstition".

Superstition

Samples used:
Queen and David Bowie - "Under Pressure" (1981)
George Kranz - "Din Daa Daa" (1983)

Poor Mallon from Girl from Phantasia... stuck with generic anime douchebag lead character.

Song for My Bouncy Pink-Haired Genki Girl

Old orchestral tension thing. Title's trying too hard to be clever.

Hey Soldier, Where You Going with That Gun in Your Hand? (Pt 2)

Hey Soldier, Where You Going with That Gun in Your Hand? (Pt 1)

If you start your song with "I woke up this morning", it's a blues.

Samples:
YG - Really Be (Smokin N Drinkin)

YG Blues

I make music. Part of The Groovy Times and Oceans of Stars.

Stephen Big

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