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beautiful sounds of squidwards clarinet.

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DELTARUNE Rasie Up Your Bat! YuB Cover [Ralsei/Kid Friendly Version]

DELTARUNE Raise Up Your Bat! YuB Cover [edgy/not family friendly lyrics]

My penis is so large that I just can not lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I can not go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. so every time I go, I get groped as they try to take my penis off thinking its a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my cock, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to masturbate.
My humongous cock has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell my I will never be able to get a penis reduction as they would have nowhere to put the penis. It would just take up far too much room.
I had a girlfriend when I was a young lad. She loved me for who I was and did not care for this deformity, but one day... I took off my jeans, and my penis flung out, smacking her and flinging her out the window. She died 2 hours later in the hospital. She was the only woman who ever loved me. My penis is just... too ginormous. It has caused problems for myself and the people around me. For this reason, I will be ending it all. My penis has taken over my life... but it can not take over a life that does not exist.

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