RIP: Ryan T: He couldn't keep his mouth shut.

Ryan: Forget it! There’s no arguing with them. ROLL CREDITS.

Cover art by ColeDaCole

-CAST-

Kenneth As Deadpool-Recoded
Dani As Conker-Recorded
Henry as himself-Recoded
Ryan as himself - Recorded

-PRODUCTION-
Beat: https://picosong.com/w8Utd
Written by Henry and Ryan Tillotson
Mixed by Jordan
Flowtest: https://picosong.com/w8b7J/

-LYRICS-

Game On!
Deadpool: “Really? We’re doing this?”
Henry: “Well, someone has to do it.”
Deadpool: “(Sigh) God damn it make this fucking quick”
Conker
Vs
Deadpool
Begin
Deadpool:
I can’t believe Henry seriously put me up against a drunken rodent.
I mean, even Source would’ve chosen a better opponent.
But honestly, this fight is better than the battle with Bill Cipher
Because in this one, like the beat, I’ll actually Spitfire!
I’m slaying villains, your killing zombies with a shotgun, (Deadpool’s Ash Impression: Groovy)
You got a game with a reboot, while I got 3 movies.
And while I'm singing in a production on YouTube, heathen
You got played by a controversial guy from Sweden

Conker:
This will be your ”endgame”, a beating for histories pages
I’m fighting with fellow drunken soldiers, you're duking it out with teenages
Civil wars are my specialty, and I’m the one who’ll make stacks,
When the suit and pool get redder after THIS squirrel attacks.
Your biggest actor, RR, he may know how to DP
But it’s a wonder how he handled the poo of this great, mighty TP.
Any cancerous tactics you try could never land a hit,
No wonder you like Mexican food, your f#@%ing lines smell like beetle s#@t!

Deadpool:
Woah, you get bleeped for your swearing methods?
Geez, and people call MY mouth vulgaris.
This raging little pygmy is the monkey’s Mickey,
Permission to speak freely? This LT can lick me!
Don’t you treat my man, Ryan, like he’s not eating his cereal,
You think the Ryan writing you is giving any good material? (Hey!)
No matter where I am, I’m making fans flip their lids,
You had to try to TRICK parents into buying your game for their kids!

Conker:
You think MY game has all the makings of a failure?
I’m an animal, and even YOURS had a repetitive nature.
I’m 128th vampire, your 3/4th Freddy Krueger,
Right down to the jokes, except even more lewder.
Look at me like small-fry, but you’ll be fighting Vertigo,
Until I brick your brass balls and make you fall like dominos.
So ditch the s$#t, Spiderman, and Wade out of the ring,
Even volleyball Wilson knows to respect a f@$#ing king.
Deadpool:
Listen, bitch, I get your bitter you didn’t have a decent panther
But quit crying, and just Berri the hatchet on your anger
You started happy, but then you turned nutty and screwy,
Now conk-qered bonkers is the broken DC Banjo and Kazooie.

Conker:
You had your chance, now this pointy pitchfork will floor you,
Step forward. Greg tells me Vanessa’s waiting for you
To be burned and x’ed out by Rare’s iconic cable,
And not even healing can fix your f#@$ing stupid s@#$ty fable
Who wo-

Deadpool: Of course the people would pick me
Conker: ha in your dreams you f#@$ing Deathstroke rip off
Henry: guys guys chill out let the people decide who won
Ryan: Forget it! There’s no arguing with them. ROLL CREDITS.
(Conker and Deadpool scream their battle cries before being cut off)

Deadpool: man those are some big triangles

Henry: WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE

Comments

James Williams

HIT

SuperSniperEagleMan/R.TNT

ForgottenSon

05StarSieGuy669

Danii

HIT

Rap Cypher