The first single of the upcoming Christmas EP, Legend Hath Foretold a Crimson Christmas.

Hjalmar Bloodspear - Lead Vocals & Elder Mage
Thorgur Deathaxe - Lead Guitar & Battlehungerer
Eldgrim Bifrost - Rythm Guitar & Weapons Enchantment

Recorded and mixed in Audiobug Studios
Mastered by Siguardur the Witch King

Male Birth (It's the manliest thing you can think of)

And so With the blade of ice and steel 
Jesus walked across the fields 
Where he suffered his defeat

To the the ancient land of nazareth 
The smell of vengeance on his breath 
The age of holiness is near

Rudolf, the lord of death 
Stricken with a look of fear in his eyes 
For Jesus, the mage of light 
Is back to save us from eternal night 
Yeah

Fighting in the mountains of bazul
With angels, trolls and ghouls 
Amidst a wall of dragon flames 

Rudolf draws power from his hate 
Jesus parries with his blade 
Before he lands his final blow 

Rudolf, the lord of death 
Stricken with a look of fear in his eyes 
For Jesus, the mage of light 
Is back to save us from eternal night 
Yeah

Rudolf Must acknowledge he has suffered his defeat 
Cowardly he begs him for his life to be reprieved 
Knowing all the horrors in which rudolf is to blame 
Jesus swiftly sends him back hell, from whence he came

The Revenge Of Christ

A warriors path he must face alone
To rid the world of Rudolphs doom
The final hope for victory
Is to find the sword ice and steel

It is time for him to face the truth
Rudolf’s brought his reckoning
But still a light of hope shines through
At mankinds final beckoning

Stand and fight, oh warriors of light
This will be our glorious final night
The dark will never win our lands
As long as one of us still stands

And his name is Jesus Christ!
He’s the warrior of the light

The shiny blade of elven might
Is hidden in the hills somewhere
He must fight the human fight
With the weaponcraft of eldermere

Its time to take the fight to him
The sword is smithen from omnipotence
Of god almighty warlock king
and the dwarven smiths of Bethlehem

and the search is on tonight
it is time, oh holy night

Guardian Angel (The Search For The Blade Of Crimson End)

And so it was, the beastly Rudolph gathered his forces to defeat the mighty Jesus Christ in open fray. For six million years he has reigned supreme over the lands of Nazareth, but now he was about to be challenged. 

The glorious battle took place on the planes of Eyarth, and lasted for seven days and seven nights. Jesus, battle mage of the light, fought valiantly, but in the end Rudolf the red nosed bringer of chaos was too strong a foe. The fallen Jesus Christ had no choice but to retreat to the mountains of Castamere to tend to his wounds, leaving Rudolf the defiler to wreak havoc on the world. 

Little did Rudolf know, one last hope was left for mankind. Hidden away in the caves of Maldurin, a weak glow still emulated from Eljyorion, the last blade of ice and steel.

Hidden Secrets In Tombs Long Forgotten (Intermission)

Rudolf the crimson warrior
Riding on his steed
Into glorious battle
With his demons at his heel

He treats his elven maidens
Like a lesser man treats sheep
Forces them to lay
And then to thank him for his seed

He's the descendant of ancient Kings
He has come to reclaim his throne
Raining fire from dragon wings
He strikes fear into your bone

Dont you try to strike him with inferior blades
You will end up smitten to the ground 
You will have to join his mighty blood parade 
Rudolf, the defiler has the might to strike you down 

Rudolf the crimson warrior 
Dresses himself in hate 
For Jesus Christ, the destined 
True protector of the human race 

He wants to kill all humans
But he has to start with him 
Who has used his warlock powers 
To abolish all our sins

Rudolph The Crimson Warrior

Once there lived a man 
In the ancient lands of Bethlehem 
His father was a slave 
But his faith was strong and true 
He climbed up in the hills 
A way from the angry villagers 
Who laughed and scorned his face 
Oh it was hard to be a Jew

But as he feasted on his newly slaughtered  goat 
A shiny voice came raining from above 
Thou shall bringeth me a mighty faithful son
And our glorious reign has only just begun

Male Birth 
It's the manliest thing you can think of
Male birth
Giving birth to a man is the only way to be a man 
Bale birth 
Down a beer and give birth to the mightiest King 
Male birth 
Producing the man who will rescue ancient lands

As he walked across the lands 
Of gleaming holy sands of old 
No one would accept
Joseph and his child 
Men from David's kin 
Could never be seen welcomed there 
But needless to be said 
They would be punished for their sins

Cause little did the village people know 
That the holy god had cast his mighty glow 
On his son, who now was destined to be king 
Jesus Christ the man to rescue us from sin

Male Birth (It's The Manliest Thing You Can Think Of)

Prologue

Many a thousand years ago, a man by the name of Joseph walked across the realms of israel, searching for the meaning of his existence. 
Being of Davids kin, he struggled to find acceptance from the local peasants. Until one day, when he was appointed the most sacred of missions from a mighty warlock king of old; a sacred creature by the name of God. 
However, in the fiery chasms of hell, Rudolf the crimson warrior, was lurking, waiting to trifle with the holy agenda.

The Legend Beginneth

Many centuries ago, the three strongest warriors of the nordic realms met and decided to make the most legendary christmas EP the world has ever seen.

Inbetween legendary battles and world tours, the work on the mightiest piece of music in the history of mankind has slowly, but shurely been leading up to the upcoming EP - "Legend hath foretold a crimson christmas". ARE YOU READY

Viking Priests

Popular tracks