Hey there! This is our first track, or "demo," as I suppose we could call it. Linda has bronchitis (darn this weather lately!) so she was not able to provide her lovely vocals, unfortunately. This track is best listened to on Fridays. It's that sort of mood.

Casual Friday - Demo

Whelp, we finally did it! Track numero dos, baby! Terry got a new program on her laptop computer that has all sorts of little digital knobs and doohickeys for us to create all kinds of new sounds! The program is a little tricky to navigate, so Terry's niece Meghan figured out how to work it and is walking us through the whole thing. I tell ya, Meghan is such a great kid. Well, I shouldn't say kid - she must be about 27 by now! I wonder if she's going to "settle down" anytime soon. I wonder if she would have any interest in my son Matthew. Matty needs a good kick in the pants every so often to get him off lazy bum, maybe she'd be the gal who could do it once and for all! And their names go great together. M and M! Heh!

Anywho, let's get back on track, shall we? Speaking of tracks, this song is about that feeling when you're in the thick of it all. Pain shooting down your left wrist at seemingly random intervals, each spasm jolting you into the realization that carpal tunnel syndrome is in it for the long haul. Feeling screen-induced eye strain developing into a mild headache, then drowning in hot black coffee if only to scald a creeping migraine into submission. Thunder-typing the final paragraph of an overlong email, frantically trying to organize the words swirling in your brain into something resembling an intelligible thought, a complete sentence, only to be interrupted by Dave from Sales laughing loudly at his own joke to a customer he's been chatting with on the phone for 26 minutes now. Dave. The rock in my shoe since day one. The itchy tag on the neck of my button-down. This song is dedicated to you, Dave.

My Keyboard Isn't Ergonomic Enough

Hello there, welcome to our band page! We are a fun-loving bunch who have set out to answer the question of whether there is more to life than working day in and day out at the good ol' office. And our answer is this: heck yes! We have all worked together at Hamilton & Frankfurt Co. for quite a while now. In fact, our most senior members have been co-workers for over 19 years! 

I suppose I should tell you about our "cast members." We have the always-stellar Linda from HR who provides vocals and slick bass guitar grooves. Trusty ol' Tom rocks out on the electric guitar - he's a regular Jimmy Page! Our wonderful customer service rep, Cheryl, tickles the ivory keys on her authentic Casio synthesizer. And who could forget about Ignacio? (Or "Iggy," as he likes to be called!) Iggy jams out on the drums. He recently ordered an electronic drum set, I can't remember the brand at the moment, I'll have to ask him during our lunch break. But anywho, we are all looking forward to the new drum kit so we can rock out 21st century-style! Hmm, now where was I? Oh yes, the ever-talented Terry is our producer as she understands how to use the music production computer software and such. She's a regular magician, I tell ya! Oh, I should properly introduce myself as well, I suppose. My name is Jonathon (yes, with an "o" at the end,) and I do my best to move audiences with my vocals and additional synth grooves.

We are a collective of everyday white-collar warriors.

We keep our button-downs clean and our blazers well-pressed.

Except on Fridays when we get real casual.

We speak our minds in as respectful a manner as possible.

We prefer our keyboards to be ergonomic.

We rock as well as we know how.

We are Document One.

Document One

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