During the last ice age I got caught in an ice storm while trying to hunt some wooly mammoths, and I got frozen in a block of ice. Do to global warming my ice block melted and I woke up in a completely new world some 10,000 years after being frozen. As I start to realize everything and everyone I know and love are gone I start to freak out, as I'm rampaging through the forest I hear this dude say "yo bro here eat a snicker you're not yourself when you're hungry" , after I ate that shit I realized maybe this place ain't going to be so bad, at least I wouldn't have to eat anymore shitty old food we had stored up from like 5 summers ago. As I start talking to the new homie he asked me why I was freakin out so I told him what happened and how everyone I knew was gone, as I told him the story I started getting pissed off again. he could see I was about to freak out again so he said "yo I got something that might help you bro, check this shit out its called ableton" I said "wtf is ableton" he said "its this program you can use to make phat beats" I said "fat beat?" he said " yea bro let me show you" and the rest is history... I punched him in the face, stole his laptop and started making some phat ass beats.

Captain Kaveman