R's Rap Battles

Beat by Anywaywell
Arranged and additional instrumetns by Glitchdude
Mixed and Mastered by Glitchdude
Also shoutout to Shimario for coming in clutch with the final version of the master

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W9mpD3KUb68N4xAytoT7NMEkl9X3YCx4WGd6yrS0UNE/edit?usp=sharing

Minecraft Passive Mob Cypher

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rCihnVG-eBemWzWpO08DlprhpBXILTaJDDqK1wnTKLE/edit
Shimario as Pit
Peachumari as Undyne
garbageGothic as Palutena
Written by MetaMachine and GamingPlush64
Mixing by Serena
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Marsad Men
Hint for next time: "Apex Leaders"

Undyne vs. Pit

In this series debut, Batman villian Hush goes up against Oregon urban legend The Bandage Man in a battle of the bandage-wearing murderers. Which one will leave with the most bruises?

Spadical as Hush
ForgottenSon as The Bandage Man

Hush:
I say only strike when your foes weakness show
This battle would’ve been easy, but I didn’t bring soap (aargh)
You’re lost of your life, cemented to horrendous smell and bandaged scars 
You want a ride? Hop on the back of my parents car (aargh)
I owned Wayne’s entire town, while you only had a road 
I tortured a fucking clown, so I think I can crack a joke 
Enjoyed logging alone, but it came to a sudden stop 
Had so little friends, even the saw mill had to cut him off 

The Bandage Man:
You’re a weak and decrepit man, why can’t you accept the fact
You wanted your parents dead, couldn’t even perfect that 
They almost made it to the grave, but one was saved by one Thomas Wayne
You wanted Bruce’s praise, but now you’re waning in his father’s name 
Even you don’t know who you are, despite that I remain nameless
When I stalk they see me clearly, you hide behind people’s faces 
Riddled with plastic surgery , think it’ll eclipse your damages 
But your fathers abuse? Now that cannot be fixed with bandages

Hush: 
In Oregon, you like drinks, let’s crack open a cold case
Greet you with a couple shots, how’s that for some first aid
With locals pirating your image, do you really think you’re scaring me?
Mythos blew out proportion, no wonder they call it Cannon Beach
I don’t know who I am? I’m renowned for my one story
While your local town fucked around, came up with three origins
I’ll maim this mummy and make sure he has a bad time
With both this battle and your life, you were killed by a fucking landslide

The Bandage Man: 
When the clown attacked, you became the prey of the birds 
And you turned to the Joker’s jester in every sense of the word
You went back to your old friend, only for him to flush you out
Ironic, you want things to go your way you should just shut your mouth
Your memory is broken, you won’t kill me, know the truth
You’ll dent me with holes? Dent sure put holes into you 
And with your story ruined, Tom traded just to riddle us
No surprise, when your film’s reception faded to a- 

Written by Awesome Ayden and Everon
Produced by ESKRY
Mixed by Jordy
Cover Art by Everon

This battle was written, demoed, recorded, mixed and (privately) uploaded in 75 hours.

Hush vs. The Bandage Man - DC vs. Anything (Issue #1)

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ-lWPY9D18

Scott:
Hey all Scott here! And before you try to ban me
See I'm contractually obligated to one more battle with Bandy
But something I have trouble understanding is his experience with rapping
Cause he's done youtube long before me…what the f*ck happened
Your buddy lives with boulders, and you? Under a rock…
I didn’t take you as the type to be entertaining, oh you’re not
I mean you were an OG creator something like we hadn't seen before
But all of your old vids seemed to age as well as the Nintendo 64

Nathaniel:
Did Nintendo not realize that battle mode should be balanced
But I’ve already conquered Mario, so Kamek shouldn’t be a challenge
Cause you were Borderline copying my content, cutting out any flavor

Bathaniel:
But think you can rock? 

Nathaniel:
You’re just a blank piece of paper 
From your stupid looking hair to videos, you’ve always sucked at trimming!
Like I don’t want to sit down and watch this loser’s constant bitching
It’s not awesome baby seeing you fail to make your skits slicker
Cause you’d only leave my Mind Blown if I pulled the fricking Trigger!

Scott:
Welcome to the show, tell me, what does this guy not have?

Terry Lesler:
*gunshot* Beef? 

Jerry Attricks:
*gunshot* Therapist! 

Target Employee:
*gunshot* Job at Target? 

Rex Mohs:
*gunshot* A dad!

Jeb Jab:
*gunshot* Guys, let's be real, the answer’s so obviously Gex!

Scott:
Ooo so close! See, the answer is actually “a f**king job”
I mean sure we've collabed a few times but I hardly call us rivals
So yeah I enjoy your content… I also wrote the Bible
A guy with no personality, making top 10 lists and ranking vids
And you’re striving for originality?

Nathaniel:
Can’t talk originality when you’ve ripped Jon and The Nerd

Jerry Attricks:
Hey, you should check them out, they're pretty good from what I've heard

Nathaniel:
You wasted 2 hours of my time just to talk about your childhood junk?!
Not even in Maple Treeway was I jacking myself off this much
Thinking this Chicken could Shoot anything hurtful is abhorrent
Cause he’s as fragile as a Pop-Tart that I’d slam against my forehead
How will Nathaniel win? Pretty easily cuz you can’t handle me!
Brand new vid Top 10 times Scott lost to Nathaniel B

Credits:
Cri as Scott The Woz
Dan as Nathaniel Bandy

Cri as Jerry Attricks, Target Employee, and Terry Lesler
Dan as Bathaniel Nandy, Rex Mohs, and Jeb Jab

Written by Cri and Powerofdan
Demo’d by Cri
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat rearranged by Powerofdan
Special Thanks: Harry

Scott The Woz vs Nathaniel Bandy (Powerofdan Rap Battles)

original battle: https://soundcloud.com/user-953382854/cheshire-cat-vs-schrodingers

this battle singlehandedly convinced me that rosenthal is a goat and made me wanna collaborate with them, so this is a way for me to return the favor 

mix and cover art by me
beat by libra
everything else by rosenthalfishes

Cheshire Cat (0:14):

I am the Cheshire Cat, welcome to my Wonderland,
You want to battle rap? You must be hatter mad,
'Cause that plan is total cap no matter how you catch these hands.
Chess to your boxing match, tell me what comes after that?

Ah right. Your entire life fades. I think your mind ain’t the right place
Debating ‘bout a quantum space. Complacently my playground is the mental state!
Shove your stupid theories back in your box, you only prove your worth with words and talk!
Here’s an observation I made when I looked at you, your win is totally gone!

Schrodinger's Cat (0:40)

Cheshire, you best not mess with an experimental tester
Whether or not you enter my box, you will find you are lesser
Hypothesis of my pseudo-science, you shouldn’t be smiling when you eye my findings
Terrorising a tiny child like your writer then hiding in the lines like you’re pedo-filing, uh!

While my question's quite complex, you’ve literally lost your head. In my thoughts, I’ll
Opt to forget this bothersome pet but I know it’s not possible yet, it’s a toss up
Whether or not the probable end of following disses bodying disembodied
Heads get a fraudulent death, this has brought me ahead! Now, your defence?

Cheshire Cat (1:07)

What? What?
It seems like the real mystery’s whatever the fuck you discuss, ‘cause it must be
Like one big crusty bunch of duds who get stumped by an Amazon package.
Your argument’s like a rabbit, they follow it and your world collapses.

Schrodinger’s Cat (1:21)

You’re not smart enough to understand, you only ponder when it’s part of your Wonderland,
I couldn’t tell if you were intelligent when I looked at ya, y’know, like you’re Looking Glass?
‘Cause when you’re fighting the feline who’s neither alive or reaped, at the sight of me
You’ll fold when I deck ya with speed like the Queen of Hearts, that’s Binocular Rivalry.

Cheshire Cat (1:35)

My words chain like a catenary, cat’s are nary prone to form brawls with adversaries,
But for you? (Yes, you) The situation’s scary. (Yeah!) This foe spits rather hairy! (Uh!)
On the contrary, when you’re comparing us? I choose when I’m not lingering,
You’re a little Sphynx giving a silly riddle. (Who?) Schro’s more Schro-bingus!

Either way, you’ll still be Flopping! They put your ass up for adoption!
Frankly, your mechanic’s more quan-dumb, went from paradox to oxy-moron!
When you start talking, it’ll cause the alarm to detect my diss so toxic,
You’re gonna fail and pass away ‘cause like your later portrayals, you did na-zi your loss, bitch!

Schrodinger’s Cat (2:01)

It’s true that I’m locked in, caught in a awful coffin,
But when I drop bombs in my box, the volume’s up. Call that shit sub-atomic.
‘Cause the chance you beating me ain’t fifty-fifty, the time’s dry.
When it comes down to people I talk to, this kid’s more Liddel Einstein!

I’m the classiest cat in this rap, you’re a sad has-been with a knack for distracting
Madness, you only ever spit Radioactive like my flask does when I Imagine Draggin’
Your flat ass back to the pasture - your past home - pass by your passport, now in the Lowlands,
I’ve seen Manyworlds, but the skill between us is plain to observe - like a Cheshire Gap.

[RAYYAN MIX] Cheshire Cat vs. Shrodinger's Cat  - Rap Battles of Whatever

Having spent more days inside the pen than out, these two toxic foes are not to be trifled with, which one will overpower the other?

Written by R the Writer
B-Lo as Bane
MetalFireVA as Magellan
Thumbnail by Soul
Audio Mixed by B-Lo
Beat Prod. by 2Deep

Bane:
Do you know who I am? I am not pirate or marine
Not a monkey, croc, or shark, nor a gleeful dancing queen
Stand above sadistic guards and cowardly vice wardens
But I embody each in one way, you fell before them
Born and raised imprisoned, I know how to handle bars
You had one job, lost it and gained some facial scars
Tear Impel Down apart, then I pull myself together
Breaking you worse than the bat with every single limb dismembered

Magellan:
Hold it Hannyabal, I'll be the one to show him hell
Don't need to be the chief to throw this menace in a cell
Think I fell before a prisoner? I'll tell you now, you're dead wrong
Even those who left weren't dumb enough to take me head on
When my hydra coats the wax, then you'll truly learn to dread me
As I imitate your dad, and leave you with another dead beat
Your IQ points are dropping, your actions lack momentum
So put down your feeding tube and get a taste of real venom

Bane:
I'm an icon of pop culture, you're a blip in your own lore
As your failure was followed by an all out pirate war
You most trusted post-demotion feels like quite the fake out
Since we all know you'll soon suffer a second breakout
You'll need to make a deeper floor, before your gates become agape
Because I'm worse than any foe that you've chose to let escape
Far as brains go you're ranked below your mob of blue apes 
But if you wish to compare strength then I'll squish you like a grape

Magellan:
The devil's out to get you, he's moving pretty fast
Your biggest feats are retconned, your reputation: trash
And you want an opportunity to prove you're more than talk?
Well I've used my poison powers to leave every exit blocked
You're nothing but a patsy, your allies need not bother
Lost favor with the demon's head, and your shot at his daughter's
Though I suppose it's apt, there's no taste in what you spew
Truth is, I've taken shits that have caused more pain than you

Bane Vs Magellan - Rap Battle

Dani Frias as Happy Appy and the Good Doctor
JustGamer as Dr. Kawashima, Dr. Evil, Dr. Strange, Dr. Han
Written by JustGamer
Additional Help by Danii
Beat by Anywaywell, Syko, Epistra, Dansonn
Mixed by Danii
Cover art by Rabi

Dr. Kawashima:
Hello I’m Dr. Kawashima, neuroscientist
When my mind is sharp, and on time, there is no out-rhyming this
It’s undebated, I stay Brain Ageless
You were flavor of the month, but this apple’s tasteless
Your creator expanded on the story in hopes that it would stay
I couldn’t finish a micro game before you lost all your fame
With that, I hope to see you back tomorrow to play again
Cause with the two of us, I ate you up, that makes a perfect ten

Happy Appy:
Howdy children! Happy Appy’s back to spit some more!
Today’s opponent looks like MODOK on N64!
And I’m not talking planes when I say that I’m the flyest
When all you helped with was to justify the existence of a stylus!
A game based on a book? How’d you ever get attention?
Even I’m not as insistent with teaching kids lessons
You’re slowly being replaced with other brain teaser games
But an apple a day will keep this doctor away!

Dr. Evil:
It’s time for Dr. Evil to become be the best rapper
I’m eating this track up like I was Fat Bastard
I have rap laser lines, best of luck bozo
And if you win I’ll go back in time and steal your mojo
Spitting image of evil spitting in this dope ass outfit
A stick up your butt is what you walk around in?
And the way you scare children, you must be clownin’
Why go for nine eleven when you can have a thousand?!

Happy Appy:
Ooo seems this spitter’s come up short like a Mini Me
Ooo no villain from your squad could help you kill the beat
It’s in your name but you’ll be surprised to find you’re
Third place in the ranks of Evil Mike Myers
Tearin' this parody 'cause he can't outflow
Should be aware as a funny spoof film? How 'bout no?
And with two decades later, your movies’ fame fully fades
But an apple a day will keep this doctor away!

Dr. Strange:
Stephen Strange enters the battle, I’ve come to bargain
Got the Eye of Aga-dope flow to make my bars hit!
Even Wong wouldn’t…….oh no……

Dr. Han:
Dr. Murphy please let’s continue this conversation at a later point if we can
There’s some sort of cross mix between Annoying Orange and an apple, let’s get him on a medication plan
There he goes, he’s a good doctor though he can be a strongly erratic man
But at least he’s great at saving the kids that you tried to kill inside of your van

Seriously, targeting children? That shit’s truly sick
Are Roblox threads how you find those kids? 
I work at a hospital, I’ve seen plenty of gore
But that horror makes me wanna shake you at the core
Better keep my mask on when I’m spitting with flow
Make a bigger splash than you with only four episodes
Syringes don’t scare me, nor will they hurt me
Leave this apple roasted when I’m fired up like Murphy

Happy Appy:
Wanna talk about firings, well how about yours?
Don’t let that bad writing hit you on your way out the door
And your show knows it’s pretty easy to make you the villain
But you’ll end up LIKE MIRANDA, WHEN I GET TO KILLING
I ENTER THE HOSPITAL LIKE A PLAGUE UPON THE LAND
WITH BLOOD THAT ISN’T MINE SPLATTERED ALL ACROSS MY HANDS
DR. HAN DIES NASTY, WHEN I BRANDISH A BLADE
CAUSE AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THIS DOCTOR AWA-

Dr. Han:
That’s enough out of you, you think those scary words and that creepypasta could make me give a fuck?  
Well you might as well call me Nick Jr Appy, cause I’m about to go ahead and pull the plug
No need for Forenziks, I’m able to find that it was boredom that killed all of your thrills
You want something that will really terrify people? Wait until I send you the bill

Dr Kawashima vs Happy Appy - Smash Bros vs Anything

Nighteye : RaccoonBroVA
King Kai : MetaMachine

Written by Kamren.
Beat Prod. : MTC Beatz
Mixed by Kamren

Nighteye :
Mirio, if you're trying to amuse me, forget it 
'Cuz I refuse to laugh from Roshi's sloppy seconds
You're slow as a turtle when getting to the punchline
I'll blitz through like Piccolo, you're wasting my time
My students smile for a brighter future
For generations to come at the cost of my life 
Yours doesn't know a thing about humor
'Cept he went home to his wife while you wait for the revive
I'll predict all the shit you'll say and switch it around
Can't say if I got jumped when the Ginyus Forced in your house
You won't get my stamp of approval 
So come take the pen from me and tell me how you've been crucial

King Kai :
That verse was a joke? You're gonna have to be more clever
Not one single chuckle, even Yamcha's done better 
And I don't mean the monkey when you're playing Bubbles dirty
But you're gonna get chased with that machine so... quirky
Now that's how to do a pun!
Though my antennas couldn't find for me to give a puck
Dude you’re a lousy schmuck, and what's worse, bud?
Got that foresight for luck, and still got a hole in your gut

Nighteye :
Don't you dare mock me for the sacrifice I made
Goku flocked to escape when got played by Cell's game
Makes sense why you're blue faced, choked when you catch fades
A God of Destruction the way you're scared, I'm wide awake!
Midoriya can't press me, what made you think you could?
Didn't need a spirit bomb, one verse was all it took
To send the North Kai south, and with that you're out
Not just a trash talking half pint, you're that and a clown

King Kai :
Don't even have the weights on but I'm dragging you downright 
Might as well call up.. oh wait! Sorry, the clock's hands' tied
You couldn’t walk a mile in my shoes, let alone Snake Way
A second rate Aizawa that Horikoshi left erased!
The future's set in stone? Let's take a look at your third year
All that kid end up doing was showing off his rear
He lost his quirk.. then got it back? Ironically tragic
Your final moment blew up in your face worse than Planet Namek
Have Eri rewind this battle cuz I'm twisting your film reel
Since you're more full of yourself than Goku eating a meal
But hey, thanks for the fun! I'm sure we'll meet again
When you arrive on my planet with a halo above your head


Sir Nighteye vs King Kai - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #11 (ft. RaccoonBroVA and MetaMachine)

**HEY, LITTLE GUYS!! IT'S MONTGOMERY GATOR VS ROY KOOPA - RAP BATTLE!!**

DISCLAIMER!!! This has been written and recorded since December last year, so there's NOTHING about the Ruin DLC. If you were hoping for a line about Monty in that uhhh.. Hold on lemme think
“You’re so broke and cheap you look like you do in the DLC!!”
there..

**CREDITS**

Luke Reardon as Montgomery Gator
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LukeReardon12

Cole Thompson (DillyDally) as Roy Koopa
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@dillydally.1104  

Video edited by Shimario 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShimarioRapBattles

Art by Luke Reardon

Written by Luke Reardon

Beat Produced by Anywaywell

Mixed by Cole Thompson (DillyDally)

Special Thanks to the bhys back at home

**LYRICS**

Monty:
Hey LITTLE GUY (hey!), you think you’re tough? You’re a SMALL FRY! (hey!)
Haven’t seen a kid so weak since a breach in security, you know by the end this KID’LL DIE (hey!)
Your bars probably WRITTEN BY (hey!), a brother with a brain of a BIGGER SIZE (hey!)
No way you’ll dismember this member of the band, remember, 
I’ll pierce through a Koopa with these CLAWS OF MINE          
So what’cha worried for? You’ve been beat before!
I’m SURE that's the reason they leave you outta the COURT
You resort to kart racing, but golf’s my SPORT
So I’ll putt you to Roxy Raceway with my club like FOOOOOORE
That's a hole in one!
Leave a turtle like Bonnie when this rap is done!
I’m Hurricane’s FINEST, my skills are the HIGHEST
Now show me your STYLE KID, I’m quick to go VIOLENT

Roy: 
I’mma show you my style, you plastic crocodile,
Each word will shoot through you just like a missile
Hit you with another lawsuit, Bullet Bills
Send you down to the trash chute, Bully Kills
You’re the lamest villain, and I know you gotta be
How could I be threatened when your name’s Montgomery? 
A golfer with an ego, and the wirings faulty
I’d have harder struggles with a mole named Monty!
You got no legs to stand on, cuz you fell off
The only shady thing about you is the shades you rock
You’re not the star of show, you’re just a Filler Croc
Dude, the paparazzi’d leave you froze in a shock
With an ego so big, it's making me wonder,
Does this mini golf gator got a mini putter?
Damn right I’m a bully, now I’m the croc hunter
Turn you to a purse and make you wish you were kinder

Monty: 
Wow, you gotta bigger mouth than your brother
Thinking you’re something but you’re just like the others
Yeah, you’re in Smash Bros, but you’re not the first Roy,
In every single matchup, you would be the worst choice!
They shoehorned this clown in a CLOWN CAR 
as an alternate costume, cuz your power is ON PAR 
With that of JUNIOR, man, you’re a LOSER
when your daddy thinks a baby’s stronger than YOU ARE
You peaked in 3, when you ruled the sky
But seeing you on the Wii, I can tell you’re dry
Now you’re as big as your mountain, and I mean your size
Your fame’s an illusion, you’re a first boss kinda guy
This Boom Boom didn’t improve,
Hasn’t had a personality since the cartoon
You’ll forever be another enemy in the fleet
Who only takes 3 taps on the head to defeat

Roy: 
DOOOH SHUT UP! I should’ve gone first..
I’m surprised FUNKO never leaked your verse
You’re one to talk, you’re only in one game
Thanks to bugs and your buds, look at what it became!
Freddy ain’t the only one to crash in a performance
Hell, anyone who played crashed from the performance!
No kid’ll choose golf over playing with lasers,
They could be stuck in a maze, or even HAVIN A RACE (EEEERRRRRrrrrrrrr)
…Never mess with a Koopaling!
Each word’s gonna sting like a lock of springs
Dude, even Lemmy got bigger balls than you 
You got crushed by your own when a screw was loose
You look confused, always walking aimlessly
Go unleash your clones, hope they’re not chasing me!
I’m the MAN who’s MANNING the CANNON
who’ll put an END to your story, now my WIN is CANON!

That's it! Hope you enjoyed this battle!

-LewK

Montgomery Gator Vs Roy Koopa -RAP BATTLE-

[Note: this may or may not be the final mix]

Durdoesstuff as Spamton
ClarenceTheDuck as Caine
Cri as Kinger
Durdoesstuff as Jax
Dcoregamer as Bubble
Angel as Jevil

Crew
Beat by Anywaywell
Mixed by Durdoesstuff
Written by Trav Shark & Durdoesstuff
Art by Marx
Backgrounds by Trav Shark 
Thumbnail by PhantomEPRB 

(Spamton interrupting intro): We interrupt this intro for some breaking news

Spamton:
Have you ever been trapped inside a [virtual show]
Where some dentures try to censor every [word that you know]
You're but a pilot, kid, I'm bigger, you've got minimal figures.
[Feel free to drown yourself in the Digital river]

[You really think you have a chance?!] to stand up to me?
Your own VA was famous for fandubbing me!
Don't mind if I shine light on your relation with Moon. (Ha)
Somebody oughta get this pair a pair of [Dating Shoes]

Just a [burst] of thought that I'd struggle to ignore
I dish licks like Bubble when there's a puddle on the floor.
Trust me [little sponge], you'll be fighting me not.
When I lock him in the void like [Hyperlink Blocked]

Tell me what'll happen when all your people abstract?
You'd be trapped inside a game, way too punish you for your [acts]
Like a [crown of thorns], I'll cut deep on this child's toy.
[I'm so fly], while your voice was swiped by FlyBoy.

Caine:
Kinger: Uhhh Caine… I think this scam abstracted!
Relax. I'm sure this darkner's just buggy.
Kinger: That's the guy who got Kris to have his plan enacted!
Hey! We got a sale on "Blackmail for Dummies"

Anyways, here, let me show you around.
There's kinger, pomni, and Kaufmo the clow-
Wait a minute where's Kaufmo? Has anyone seen him? 
Seems he's late, like your full game releases.

Jesus, haven't met a man so mangled. 
This dangled angel is as two faced as Gangle.
Seems like you're tangled and frayed like a bowtie.
I'll take out my cain and then bang it through both eyes.

I'll put the pedal to the metal, like the vessels that you'd peddle.
Went bananas off track, now you're meddling with jevil!
And hey! It's no shock why you dropped from your slipknots. 
Ironic, this kid's cut quick by a big shot.

Spamton:
Jevil: Chaos! Chaos! A masterful verse!
Even a lack of order when you're rapping? Huh.
Jevil: Oh please! Can't admit that your patter was worse?
I'll send both you toys back to Chapter 1.
(Jevil Laugh)

You're [Killing me kid]. All these raps are futile.
Can't look up half of your cast on google.
These jabs are [half off], too fast and brutal
I'll hack this jack off, your acts aren't fruitful.

I'm not talking cats, you can't [Manage your Tasques.]
Seen better leadership from Queen with her hand on a glass.
Kid with all your glitches you should just consider [letting go]
You can call me [Swatch], I just served this Spaghetti Code

Caine:
(Bubble: Spaghetti? Yum!) Oh you parasite, Please!
Bubble: Caine, come on! He's just a sob the knight beat
Jax: He might be, but he reeks of "boss fight"
This ain't the first time he's lost the "Mike"

Toby switched settings, still failed the blunder.
Don't need the Wacky Watch to see what Tale you're Under.
You want my cash or my soul? Well I'm giving you neither.
Go back to Cyber City 'cuz you're silent in this cypher.

You started fighting Kris, but he got through to your heart.
I'd say your life is like Zooble because you pulled it apart.
And now your legacy is gone, your grave is buried in snow.
So on this picky pipis pitcher, that's curtains closed.

Spamton vs. Caine ft. Durdoesstuff, ClarenceTheDuck & more

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Muddy Maul - Sith Lord Freestyle

My first ever rap battle with audio. It's the Legendary Hungry Wolf, Terry Bogard up against the Invincible Dragon, Ryo Sakazaki.

Adam (Uberocity) as Terry Bogard
Mancha (Uberocity)as Ryo Sakazaki

Beat by Epistra
Thumbnail by Geon
Mixed by Dustin
Written by R the Writer


Terry:
I'm a prideful wolf howling at all who dare cross me 
Leave you shaking when a power wave hits the concrete.
Straight outta south town with techniques I've enhanced
But I'll withhold my worst for now and give you a fighting chance

Ryo:
An expert of the art of fighting won't just sit and take abuse
Especially when this so-called wolf is better off fighting a goose.
While like a dragon, I spit fire. Equipped with strength of a tiger
Either end up with broken bones, or get a job and retire.
Compared to me, your skill is mythical, I'm a kyokugen pinnacle
you may be known as a legend, but I'm practically invincible.
I've got the strength to take down tanks, you shouldn't have started this beef
Don't try to tarry with me, blowhard. I'll leave this wolf without teeth

Terry:
It seems you're in a pickle, it's best you phone home to your dojo
Hell bring them here to fight me, I could wreck your crew solo
I've dealt with geese in the past, yeah don't act like you haven't 
Accusing me of tarrying, you're why this whole fight's dragon
Combine my bars with chi, create a geyser when I flow rhymes
As it heads for a blond Ryu, he ends up humbled like stroheim
Keep shitting out your mouth, this real bout made you choke
I'm the face of SNK, and you're the butt of all its jokes 

Ryo:
Your bark's as bad as your bite, I didn't even shudder
Bringing up Ryu ripoffs? Have you looked at your brother?
So let's throw down once more, fatal fury special redux
Then I'll force-feed this bum a knuckle sandwich deluxe

Next Battle: Authors (Ft.F00pz)

Terry Bogard Vs Ryo Sakazaki - Rap Battle

British children's author Roald Dahl battles against American poet, Shel Silverstein to see who is the superior writer.

F00pz as Roald Dahl
Seth W. as Shel Silverstein 
Flowtest by Dustin
Beat prod by Baghira
Mixed by Dustin and Seth
Written by R the Writer 
Chiseled by Legion
Thumbnail by Aaron Peters

Roald Dahl:
When I pen out my bars, they spell doom for this oaf
With sharp rhymes I dine on a poet like a bloath
I created the roots for flicks and tales adored by all
This frail Shel of an Author's left forgotten next to Dahl
I'm the champion here, you're better off as an apprentice
Who excites kids more Willy Wonka or Dan the Dentist?
Reduce a rancid writer's rants, there's no chance of him outflowing me
This missing piece will meet a big L when I shelve his putrid poetry

Shel Silverstein:
I've got the globe in my hands and I'll drop it on faux Carroll
Said to have warm sentiment? Your best tales are kids imperiled
Pit against this trunch-bull spewing twit? I find that insulting
Even in the 80s, your rhymes weren't as revolting
Better get croc tongue, your current effort's fruitless
As your attic light's shot by the vet that's more ruthless
The word profuse describes abuse I'll cast upon this nuisance 
I'm a legendary wordsmith rendering plot rehashers useless

Roald Dahl:
Indeed I wrote revolting rhymes, received better than your rapping
Trying to talk back smack? Now I'll leave your bones blackened
My arsenal of tales, they're whales. A buffet for Melinda Mae.
Impacts everlasting like a gobstobber, still mentioned to this day
Look away, as I harshly outshine this absurd obscurity
You're prone to heart attacks, you'll suffer another assuredly
Stacked up hot garbage, now look at you, you're rubbish
Looks like your comeback is going to be posthumously published

Shel Silverstein:
I'm checkin' out of this fight, see I've just about had it
With this adversary spitting more gibberish than runny Babbit
Fill you with plotholes, I'm a shel-shocker, blasting out warheads
Make your chance of winning this fight spottier than your forehead
Must be bonkers aiming for this like Oscars, you've run Wild
But it's Shel's adult night and I'll be rid of this manchild!
Now let's tell a tale of Dahl, a fool who thought it would appear
As though this was a piece of cake, yet it was the end of his career

(Next Battle: Lions ft.VinnyO)

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Shel Silverstein Vs Roald Dahl - Rap Battle

A duel between the lions commences. Which will come out victorious?

VinnyO as Roy
Alex the Beast as Simba
Flowtest stolen from Dustin
Beat prod by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Geon
Mixed by Dustin
Written by R the Writer

Roy:
I won't lose to one who lost faith in himself so why even bother
When I stampede and slaughter the track just like your father
Make my soldiers shake their spears, going ham on you hamlet
Roasting your entire kingdom and serving them at a banquet 
I'm flaming like my blade while all you emanate’s insipidity 
So with burns it's best not to test my fire affinity
Sure, you're showered with sequels and a remake to pad your income
But I only left behind legends, while you abandoned your kingdom

Simba:
A lion locking onto prey? That's the circle of life
When I roar out these raps, pridefully rocking the mic
I'm taking over with a hot bern that my bars have fostered
Your lines were filler like your inclusion in the smash roster
My storyline's continuations prove my fame is unyielding 
Couldn't match my strength even with the blade you're wielding 
Your cavalary's left cowering, their steeds I'll be devouring 
I'll mop the floor with your carcass in this second scouring

Roy:
Don't need any seals to outclass an outcast hermit
Who spent his days eating bugs and hanging out with vermin
I'm defeating thugs, determined to seal your fate like durandal 
You handle your bars worse than mufasa's mantle
You're lion if you say that your son's guard poses a threat
I've seen more advanced tactics from other mindless beasts I've met
Even your girl's pinned you, so don't mind if I implore that
You'd be better off like your uncle, a beaten up doormat

Simba:
I find it humorous that even in zephiel's insanity
He made the correct choice in giving up on humanity
I'm iller than eliwood, hell he would be a better enemy
Than a brat who's less known than his mother's identity
With your blade's flames, I'll write you off as a warm-up
Dropping you in this brawl, making you pay more than four bucks
This won't end with a cliffhanger, instead you'll fall off
I laugh in danger's face, but yours, prince? I scoff

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Roy Vs Simba - Rap Battle

In today's battle the son of poseidon, Percy Jackson squares off against Palutena's captain, Pit in order to see who's the superior hero.

Jacob Graal as Percy Jackson
Zander Peers as Pit
Thumbnail by Jordanshowish
Beat prod by Dansonn
Flowtest by Tuna
Mixed by Jacob Graal
Written by R the Writer


Percy:
The son of Poseidon bring ill tidings to this washed-up imbecile 
I've taken on giants and titans, compared to them you're Pit-iful
In a rap battle I'm scoring hard, riptide leaves you with morbid scars 
Take your weapon have it torn apart, whether it's arms, cannons or orbitars
Servant of light, to fight this, you certainly lack brightness
As your future turns dark, after mere minutes you're flightless
This kid can't hold a candle to the flow that I've channeled
You require constant guidance, no wonder you're in a handheld

Pit:
I'm not impressed by your verse, although I am fairly bothered
Talking tough when all you did was bite off Harry Potter
And while I may be in need of some guidance on my journeys
when humanity needs a hero, I deliver like I'm Hermes 

Percy:
It's a shame you stopped the reset bombs, that verse could use a redo
Don't need styx or stones to break your bones, a single strike could beat you
This trial of rap's one you can't surpass, regardless of your errant ploys  
Let your twin bellow the insults and stick to being an errand boy

Pit:
I'm far from finished now, it's clear to me, my win is destiny
Spilling this fiend's blood like a cauldron, he hasn't any intensity
Still at the top of my game, but I sea you've taken a dive
Into obscurity like your RPG, as Chase begins to thrive
I'm an oracle in this cypher, for I've prophesied your danger
Since you're a reckless demigod acting like a force of nature
The lighting thief left empty-handed, lost both his thunder and his glory
But what more could I expect from a drawn out bedtime story?

(Next Battle Essence of Combat ft.Brodecai)

Pit Vs Percy Jackson - Rap Battle

Adam (Uberocity) as Ryu
Brodecai as Lucario
Mix and Flowtest by Dustin
Beat by Marsad Men
Thumbnail by Jordanshowish
Written by R the Writer (chiseled by Adam)

Ryu:
When it comes to rap, you're Boned if all you'll spit is Rushed lines
It's Crunch time to leave this joke fainting with my punchlines
Trying to Steel my title? I feel I've got a clear advantage
When a fighter's attacks cause you severe damage
So stuff a Sawk in it, I'll send you flying with Shoryuken
And make this beat the next victim of my Ansatsuken
This dragon keeps on rising while with each gen, you're fading
I'm confident that in this fight, my challenger's already caved in

Lucario:
You disappoint more than your company if those were your best bars
I leave legendaries wary, the worst pain you've dealt's a chest scar
I sense a strong aura in you, as if you'll be a challenge 
Yet all I see's a martial artist second to his swapped palettes
With that in mind, I'll redesign your face black and blue
Or send out my Substitute, since it's a waste rapping you
Brick Break through all your bars, no way that you can defend
In this lyrical spar a spherical aura will send you to your end

Ryu:
You struggled with some golems I could've k.o'd for practice
A fairer foe for you would've been Dan Hibiki
Since I overcame byakushin and galactus
I'm not sure how this glorified pet can defeat me
I'll dodge your surest shots with my unmatched agility
Leaving your raps more useless than your hidden ability
Before you come to battle with your bootleg Hadoken
Know that your toughest attacks are only lethal in pokken

Lucario:
Your Mind's Eye must've been closed if you think you won't lose yet
With a flow even shallower than any of your move sets 
I'll leave your filthy gi cleaned with a Low Sweep
I could've spat better lines than you while Talking in my Sleep
I've locked onto the win with a Blast of Focus
I'm coveted by trainers while you're homeless and hopeless
You've seen the power I posses, trying to fight it isn't worth it
With a Reversal of roles, I'm the fighter leaving with Perfect

Ryu Vs Lucario - Rap Battle

I write things, this is mostly for my battles though.

Bane Vs Magellan - Rap Battle

R the Writer

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