I decided to make a SMRPG inspired piece with what little compositional skills I have (If any) and then I decided to make it the Leitmotif of this incompetent Smithy gang General: General Mazzamesu who is basically just a walking mace with zero confidence and or skill and  he could make a great opponent for luigi

hope you either like it or hate it :P

Mazzamesu Theme

For years people have been working to make the worst beat in the world, millions of wars have been fought over it, Children have been sacrificed for it, and women have orgasmed at the thought of it coming to fruition

and now thanks to my ingenious design, it will finally come into fruition

and if you intend to rap on this please hit me up about it aight? or at least credit me for the beat

I'll rip your cock off if you don't

The Worst Beat Ever Created by me!!!!!

18 days ago I made the worst beat ever, so I took what I learned from that experience and made another one

this time I decided to make a beat based entirely off of a sample so that I can maximize the amount of orgasms that are had whenever people listen to this beat and I think you're gonna like this beat so hard you're gonna Piss and shit and fart and cum and ralph

and if you intend to rap on this please hit me up about it aight? or at least credit me for the beat

I'll rip your dick and balls off if you don't

The Worst Beat Ever Created By Me 2: Electric Booger Loo: Notorious D.I.C.K.T.I.T.S

Genos is one of my favorite mario characters so I wanna give my wooden boy a trap remix because Nintendo wouldn't 

and if you intend to rap on this please hit me up about it aight? or at least credit me for the beat

I'll rip your dick and balls off if you don't

you know what fuck you I'm gonna make my own rap on this beat and it will blow your cock off

The Third Worst Beat Ever Forest Haze

9 months ago I made the worst beat ever made and it destroyed all of Britain, a month later I made a beat worst than that and it wiped out all of the remaining British population while somehow getting their women pregnant with my genes, 7 months later I made a beat worst than both and it was so bad that it ended up causing world war 6 causing the entire british island to be sunk and the history of Britain to be lost. it also caused 5 9/11s, 2 Holocausts, 7 different Apocalypses and then an increased sex drive afterwards which led the population of earth back to its former glory and brought us closer to technological enlightenment

now I bless you all with a beat that is hopefully so horrendous that it ends up destroying the world and all of the insulent fools who dare try to stop me

Fourth Worst Beat Ever DJ LOBSTERS REVENGE FT.DJ Lobster

I was tasked with a friend to make a soundtrack for quite possibly the worst pornography I've ever seen, consider this Worst beat number 4.5

and by the way if you intend to rap on this please hit me up about it aight? or at least credit me for the beat

I'll rip your cock off if you don't

Pooh's Orgy

NEW HIGH QUALITY RIP SONG 2024
NEW HIGH QUALITY RIP SONG 2024
NEW HIGH QUALITY RIP SONG 2024

NEW SONG FOR HIGH QUALITY RIP 2017 i MEAN 2024

PUT THIS SONG IN ANY HIGH QUALITY RIP TODAY!!!!!

NEW HIGH QUALITY RIP SONG 2024

2 years ago I created a beat so bad it nearly destroyed the entire planet, buildings were demolished, streets were smoldered, babies were devoured and the earth was all but inhabitable until a group of scientists at the Black Mesa Research Facility started work on a machine to fix the earth and undo the damage done by the last beat, many lives were taken and many voluptuous women were fertilized to make this happen

of course little did these Scientists realize that I was on the team and I goaded them somehow into making a beat so bad it might cause a Resonance cascade, lets hope there were no unforeseen consequences 

(and if you intend to rap on this please hit me up about it aight? or at least credit me for the beat

I'll rip your cock off if you don't)

The Fifth Worst Beat Ever

possibly the worst mashup I've done,
infact its been done before

How to piss off an average SU Fan

SOULJAKIRB

Two smelly apes shoot the breeze and ask the most thought provoking questions that humanity could come up with as they interview 2 special guests including God himself

sponsors are 
@Ultramaster201 on twitter
Oopa from the Oopa show
Wario
@thetruestbagel on twitter
socko the sock puppet
Boyus goyus(AKA the goomba from mario's pissing)
and Hank Rutherford Hill

Featuring music by ITeachVader

The Feature Length Podcast

uploads the worst music ever
please don't come here like ever

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