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Weird News
A Sex Doll 'Brothel' Is Opening Up In Toronto Next Month
https://gizmodo.com/a-sex-doll-brothel-is-opening-up-in-toronto-next-month-1828660568

Protesters in France Damage Open-Air Urinals, Say They Violate Gender Equality

https://sputniknews.com/europe/201808301067580767-paris-urinals-vandalism/

13 pounds of fentanyl seized by NC deputies turns out to be sugar
https://www.wral.com/13-pounds-of-fentanyl-seized-by-nc-deputies-turns-out-to-be-sugar-/17802949/

Clueless Couple Struggled to Get Pregnant for Four Years are Told by Doctor the Wife is Still a Virgin Because They Were Having Anal Sex

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6095075/Clueless-couple-struggled-pregnant-told-doctor-having-anal-sex.html

Everyone knows the last slice is the most valuable slice and it's worth fighting for if you truly love pizza.  

https://abc7chicago.com/1746490/

Swimmers warned to avoid 'randy' dolphin who likes rubbing himself against them
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/dolphin-zafar-brittany-waters-france-warning-le-telegramme-a8509901.html

Bear in driveway: Asheville woman gets a good laugh after learning why her package wasn't delivered.

http://abc11.com/4087083/

KFC Will Pay You to Name Your Child After the Colonel

https://au.news.yahoo.com/much-kfc-will-pay-name-child-colonel-222630308.html

Darwin Awards

From Grenades to Walruses, How People Have Died Taking Selfies

https://au.news.yahoo.com/grenades-walruses-people-died-taking-selfies-040751174.html

Pastors Close Call with Death Performing Bizarre Service with Rattlesnake

http://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2018/08/19/US-pastor-s-close-call-with-death-performing-bizarre-service-with-rattlesnake.html

Streaker Impales Himself on Metal Spike After Trying to Vault Fence at Party

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/streaker-impales-himself-metal-spike-13172479?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_medium=social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1535754066

Scam Jam

Hong Kong Woman Tricked into Marrying a Stranger in China During Job Offer Scam

http://time.com/5381247/hong-kong-china-woman-married-stranger/?utm_campaign=time&xid=time_socialflow_twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com

Man Allegedly Plans to Frame Wife for Terrorism in Insurance Scam

https://www.insurancebusinessmag.com/us/news/breaking-news/man-allegedly-plans-to-frame-wife-for-terrorism-in-insurance-scam-110047.aspx

Episode 4 - Vlad the Impaler

Find our show on iTunes, Stitcher and Google Play! Welcome to the Three Ring Circus Podcast! In this show, we cover weird news and Darwin Awards. Be sure to follow us on Twitter and Instagram @circuspod. 

Weird News Segment

New Jersey Superintendent Accused Of Pooping On High School Track Resigns
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/superintendent-resigns-public-pooping_us_5b5b9ebce4b0fd5c73cf8913

Cairo Zoo Denies Its Zebras Are Really Donkeys With Painted Stripes
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fake-zebras-cairo-zoo_us_5b5a22bee4b0b15aba96c1f1

Bulgarian Man Bags World Record For Swimming In A Sack
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/yane-petkov-swim-in-sack_us_5b58ec56e4b0b15aba94cc4b

Riders Say Uber Drivers Are Using Vomit To Scam Them
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/vomit-scam-aimed-at-uber-users_us_5b57a0fde4b0de86f49178eb

150 Santas Gather In Denmark For Annual Congress
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/santa-congress-denmark_us_5b57ada9e4b0b15aba934af4

Deputies: Man stuffed $100 worth of steaks in his pants, fled Walmart on moped
https://www.wral.com/deputies-man-stuffed-100-worth-of-steaks-in-his-pants-fled-walmart-on-moped/17737378Ω

Police release sketch of suspect who grabbed teen while walking to school
https://www.wral.com/police-naked-man-emerges-from-woods-grabs-teen-walking-to-school/17740450/

Darwin Awards Segment

Police: man possibly electrocuted, killed while trying to steal copper
http://www.wnem.com/story/38760252/police-man-electrocuted-killed-while-trying-to-steal-copper

Two Women Drown While Clicking Selfies Near River

https://www.business-standard.com/article/pti-stories/two-women-drown-while-clicking-selfies-near-river-118073001166_1.html

Multiple Calls of People Shooting Paintball Guns at Property, Madison Police Department Say

https://www.channel3000.com/news/multiple-calls-of-people-shooting-paintball-guns-at-property-mpd-officials-say/748978533

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