Persona

Fall Apart

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state to state p. gmetro x xami

Album art picture of Larry Bird the rooster, Charlotte the dog, and Cozmo Jethro taken at my home, Skate Haven Farm by Christina Matamoros-Lapp on July 22, 2024. 

Written, performed, mixed, and mastered by Cozmo Jethro.
Cuts and feature by DJ Real. https://soundcloud.com/the-dj-real
Snoop Dogg voice courtesy of AI Parrot.

Lyrics:

(DJ Real)
There we go, made it to Skate Haven Farm mate.  Snoop, go ahead, I'm gonna grab my gear.

(Snoop Dogg AI)
Yo Real, I love you man, but don't be tellin me what to do. I'll roll in when I'm good and ready.

(DJ Real)
Looks Like Cozmo's just there, with his banjo.

(Cozmo Jethro)
Yo Real, Snoop! Welcome to Skate Haven Farm!

(Snoop Dogg AI)
Hey yo Cozmo, what the fuck is this?

(Cozmo Jethro)
Well Snoop, I think I've become a country boy.

(Snoop Dogg AI)
You aint no country boy. Shizzle nizzle mayne. You was born in the Bronx, grew up with the brothers in the south, and now you think you're a country boy. That's some bullshit, if I ever heard.

(Cozmo Jethro)
Yeeeaa maybe, but just check this out.

I wake up in the morn at the crack of dawn.
We call our home, Skate Haven Farm.
I turn on the water and I go to town.
Water the bamboo all around our land.

I let out the chickens and I let them roam.
Make sure they're all happy in our country home.
In our two acres out in the country.
Been here two years as a country newbie.

Got me a fine wife, got me a banjo.
Suns comin up ada cakes on the griddle.
Life aint nothin but a funny funny riddle.
Now I think I'm a country boy.

I go to work at the bamboo garden.
On 20 acres in the middle of nowhere.
I love my job and I love my wife.
I love most things about my life.

I live with five members of my family.
Wife, kids, son in law,
Happily.

We got great neighbors who help us out.
They got the country hospitality mentality.

About a year ago started playing the banjo.
Love the sound it makes, sounds dope, yo.
I be strummin them strings real hard.
Out on the porch, reverberates through the yard.

My audience are the chickens and the dog.
They come around and listen with the frog in the bog.
I be gettin down to the banjo sound.
Drinkin a mug, just call me Earl Scruggs.

Got me a fine wife, got me a banjo.
Suns comin up ada cakes on the griddle.
Life aint nothin but a funny funny riddle.
Now I think I'm a country boy.

(DJ Real)
Snoop man, I like this bamboo farm, it's dope.

(Snoop Dogg AI)
Yea Real. I aint never seen big ass bamboo like this before. This shit is off the hizzle.

(DJ Real)
Sorry to interrupt. Go ahead.

(Cozmo Jethro)
Alright Real.

Me and my wife like to rock on the porch.
In our rocking chairs in the country air.
See the sprinkler system and the growing grass.
Hop on the lawn tracktor, fill it with gas.

Ride the two acres, cut the grass.
Make sure we keep the blackberries back.
Use the hedge trimmers and the brush cutter.
Don't cut the bamboo as it grows up bigger.

We first started with the burn barrels.
Now we've graduated to the burn pile.
Gotta burn that brush in the spring and the fall.
Keep our land clean, once and for all.

Never thought i would live in the country air.
My wife grew up in the country there.
Life is so peaceful for us right here.
Where I'm gonna stay all my days. Yea!

Got me a fine wife, got me a banjo.
Suns comin up ada cakes on the griddle.
Life aint nothin but a funny funny riddle.
Now I think I'm a country boy.

(Snoop Dogg AI)
Ghat damn, Cozmo, I think you did become a country boy.

(Cozmo Jethro)
Hey yo, Larry Bird, why don't you finish off this track for me and DJ Real.

(Larry Bird the rooster)
Cock a doodle doooo!

(Snoop Dogg AI)
Yo Real, you just scratched a damn chicken. You got some serious skills.

(DJ Real)
Farewell Cozmo, till next time buddy. Catch ya.

(Snoop Dogg AI)
We out.

I Think I'm A Country Boy (feat. and cuts. DJ Real)

Written and performed by Cozmo Jethro.
Featuring Elle Roach on chorus vocals, intro and outro adlibs and background vocals. https://soundcloud.com/elleroach4
Featuring Mark Workhoven on outro news cast.
Cuts, mix and master by DJ Real. https://soundcloud.com/the-dj-real
Produced by DKODA, remixed by DJ Real. https://soundcloud.com/createdbydkoda

Lyrics:

Yo Elle, That was some crazy weather, I don't know what's goin on here.

Me neither, I though I saw some lights flashing in the sky.

Man, what was that?

Whew! The smoke the lights, all different colors. What's happening? 

Man I don't know but I'm a little scared. 

Same, but for some reason, I feel like dancin.

I woke up in the morning
what did I see?
Walked to the street
and I heard the J.B.s

This dude in a jump suit
Struttin by me.
In his platform boots
Are we in the 70s?

I look around and I can’t believe it.
An AMC Pacer, and a Chevy Vega,
A Ford Pinto, and old Chevrolet.
Bumpin Queen as they roll down the street.

Kids roll by me on their BMX bikes.
Banana seats and a couple of trikes.
All of them in those high tube socks.
No helmets, doin tricks off the sidewalk.

A group of teenagers up on it.
With their feathered hair like Farrah Fawcett.
And the black folks with their giant afros.
Yo the bros know how to roll.

If I’m in the 70s.
I need to know.
If I go to the skating rink
Will it be roller disco?

And if it is
Then I know that I’m in the 70s.

Disco night in the 70s.
Funkadelic and Chic.
Love in the air jammin to the beat.
O man it feels so sweet.

That night I’m walkin down the street.
Oh man, so sweet.
There it is the disco rink.
Costs a buck to get in I think. 

Whoa, I really am in the 70s.
A groovy funky skating party.
The DJ has a giant afro.
Yo spinnin the old school disco.

Lace up my skates time to boogie down.
Roller disco in a 70s town.

The girls skatin around in their hot pants 
And aviator glasses. 
Disco balls everywhere.
Nothin but love in the air.

Getting on the rink, time to get my groove on.
The DJ spinnin the tunes on Vinyl
While everyone’s goin wild.

Kool and the Gang
Earth Wind and Fire.
I can smell the love in the air.
this 70's groovy atmosphere. 

Disco night in the 70s.
Funkadelic and Chic.
Love in the air jammin to the beat.
O man it feels so sweet.

Yo Elle, that was a crazy day in the 70s.

Right? Wild!

That rink was helladope though.

So psychadelic. I'm not sure how we got here but I'm thinkin I wanna stay.

Yea, I feel that.  I'm might just wanna stay too.

In local news, the Portland Metro area seems to be engulfed by a sense of love in the air.  Neighbors helping neighbors and friends and family all living harmoniously. On the sunset highway and countless side streets and back roads, there have been numerous reports of motorists dancing in the their cars to the beat of the music. And speaking of love in the air, don't forget to pick up a copy of Elle and Cozmo Jethro's new record produced by Villatic and DKODA with DJ Real on the wheels of steel on the b side. This is Mark Workhoven reporting for KEX.

Are We In The 70s? (feat. Elle & Mark Workhoven) (cuts. DJ Real) (Produced by DKODA)

Written and performed by Jed Lapp.
Chorus written by Jed Lapp and Elle Roach.
Featuring Elle Roach on chorus and background vocals. https://soundcloud.com/elleroach4
Cuts, mix and master by DJ Real. https://soundcloud.com/the-dj-real
Produced by Villatic (remastered by DJ Real). https://soundcloud.com/villatic

Album art picture taken by Jed Lapp the day after the Karaoke Contest referred to in the track. 

Lyrics:

Haha Yea, it was a dark and dreary night.
My wife was not feelin right.
Karaoke contest night.
Goin alone by the moonlight.

My first karaoke contest ever.
The crowd gathers together.
In Newberg at Eden Gate.
Rockin' Oregon state.

I arrived at the contest.
Feelin' weird at best.
It's a big old country bar.
Cowboy hats and flannel, bizzare!

Sittin' there by myself 
feelin' out of place.
As the singers warm up.
half of em all cowboyed up.

Then my wife shows up.
Now I'm ready to rip shit up.
Put my song up with the KJ
Skee lo skee lo skee lo.

Hmmmm maybe this isn't the place.
Just in case, I'll go with white boy rap,
Vanilla Ice
Cue that track!

Karaoke Contest Night.
Singin dancin Saturday night.
Makin friends in the spotlight.
Everybody's feelin the vibe.

14 singers in the contest.
I'm the last to do my best.
All the others decided to sing.
I was the only riggdiy rapper.

My wife said so far
the cowboy hats at the bar
dropped their mouths ajar
like Vanilla Ice had descended on their bar.

At the instrumental break.
Whew! Busted the Vanilla Ice moves.
On the stage, dude!
As the bar went crazy.

As I finished up that white boy rap
I felt like a I had a chance
because I did the song and dance
for those cowfolk, bam!

Karaoke Contest Night.
Singin dancin Saturday night.
Makin friends in the spotlight.
Everybody's feelin the vibe.

Now, this one girl on the main.
Started singin, I was like ghat damn!
That girls got pipes.
I was like, there's your winner tonight.

While the judges were doin their thing
to decide who would win,
my wife chatted her up,
we exchanged info, yup.

Here name is Elle,
we invited her over. Welllll.
Now she's singin on my tracks,
voice like a soul angel on wax.

For me and Elle and Crissy,
a meet and greet at the show,
to see who would win the 300 bucks,
and roll.

And now the winner of the Eden Gate karaoke contest this month.
Grand prize total of 300 bucks.
Is Jed jed jed jed...

Yo man, let's get outta here, word to your mother.

Karaoke Contest Night (feat. Elle) (cuts. DJ Real) (beat. Villatic)

Spooky

Majestic

Hayabusa

In The Grand Tour Presents...Seamen, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May  are kept awake all night by a generator and a banging tune coming from a wall of Thang Super Basses. To this very day no one knows the original artist behind this music discovered in the floating town of Pursat in Cambodia. Please anyone who hears this remix search for the name of the artists behind the original masterpiece. 

Original track by Unknown Artists

Vocals by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May

Mixing and Rearrangement by Hyper Swan

Audio sourced from The Grand Tour and Top Gear compilations:

"Hammond, Clarkson and May Road Rage Compilation" by Niks V
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLuf8Vq4e9I&t=88s)

"Clarkson, Hammond, May Logics Compilation" by Mustang150
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWmekWNUe-Y&t=519s)

"Clarkson, May, Hammond Listening to the Radio Compilation" by Mustang 150
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeiloR08zvc&t=226s)

"James May's Rage Moments Compilation" by dtmhncot
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDuIzP-eX9s&t=490s)

"James May Shouting "CLARKSON!!!" Compilation" by incT
(https://studio.youtube.com/video/MOclOm0QUiw/edit)

"Oh for God Sake" - Jeremy Clarkson" by TekkenBones
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlAGDR3Vl8I)

Top Gear Owned by the BBC. The Grand Tour owned by W. Chump & Sons Ltd.

Disclaimer: This track is intended for comedic and non-profit purposes and no copyright infringement is intended. 

Thang Super Bass (The Grand Tour Remix)

Terrence Allbright - Piano

This short work for solo piano forms the first in a set of pieces inspired by various haiku. 

Wandering dreams. Alas!
Over fields all burned, the winds
Whisper as they pass!
   
Uejima Onitsura /      (1661 - 1738)

Steven Frew - Haiku I

Just a swan with no musical training who tells jokes every now and then.

Thang Super Bass (The Grand Tour Remix)

Hyper Swan Parodies

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