Channel 0 (Intro)

LYRICS -
In the name of Asmodeus I beckon vitality, come unto me
Every ounce on this asteroid, all that has come and all that shall be
Limitless, infinite, and absolutely lawless
Acid rain under howling wind, as I become absolutely flawless

In the name of Paimon, my fury shall swell and undulate
I will reach the zenith of my id and rupture it with rage
Out of bounds and beyond, try to stop me, be remodeled into fodder
No walls, no chains, only bodies in the water, heroes fallen to slaughter

In the name of Sitri, I beseech thee to kneel and begin pleasing
My spell unfurls and stretches far and wide, mass allegiance one hole at a time
Hex spreads like the plague, you're vexed, let go and give in to me
Overtaken, entranced, beguiled, former life left behind, now your soul is mine

Elements in place, moon pulsating, illuminating
Fluids drained, sigils drawn, demonic detail excruciating
Portals activating, power levels nauseating
Air of evil permeating, occult energy intoxicating
Old self deteriorating, sacrifice ready and waiting
Howls of pain and pleasure, between trees, reverberating
Maxing every stat, all weaknesses evaporating
Calling forth my future self, evolution accelerating
Amplified on the blackest night of the year
Crux of transfiguration, fueled by your fear

All Hallows' Evocation

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Set the mood, spook-induced dimensional detour
Alternate realm, reign of the charred overlord
Sacrifices, seances through the witching hour
By the power of darkness, these sweets be devoured

Danse macabre, dilemma on the front lawn
Liminal space between before and beyond
Caught in a corn maze of aging, I'm lost
But the sorcery stirs within the holder of the wand

Place where the night never fades
Leaves fall and time pauses, all problems at bay
The Great Pumpkin cometh, sun blacks out and plummets
The moon burns above and lights our lecherous way
All Hallow's Eve, the great in-between
The cauldron is bubbling with mischief and mystery
Horrific history, hands on the planchette
Spirits set loose in cemeteries and abandoned mansions
Orange smoke billows from the cornfield o'er the culdesac
Witch blood runs deep, razor blades in the treats, ravenous teeth tear and hack

Danse macabre, dilemma on the front lawn
Liminal space between before and beyond
Caught in a corn maze of aging, I'm lost
But the sorcery stirs within the holder of the wand

Hilloween

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Mythical, murderous and on the prowl
His presence is announced by a bloodcurdling howl
Urban legend, turns out that it's real as death and taxes
Horrors are in store more gruesome than you've ever imagined

The darkest harvest, farms overcome with carnage
Lowest common denominator bodies harnessed
Pick of the crop, this dead-end town is his garden
He'll pick a bumpkin's head just like a pumpkin and carve it

Surgical savagery, sawn in half by sasquatch
Another yokel butchered up and sold for parts, gone
Chopped to bits and grits, gone as gone can be
From the altar to the abattoir, cousins reduced to meat

Appalachian decimation, countryside genocide
Frame 352 alive, captured, cut and country-fried
Dragged into the woods, all but the luckiest for good
Will the spirit of Dale save you from death by Bigfoot?
Will your blurry Polaroids and hazy memory be trusted?
Tall tales told just like the time you were abducted

Noggin hollowed, carcass cut up, hung and drained of fluid
It's a bloody business but somebody's gotta do it
Flayed, splayed and brought to me, the vice for which he fiends
A pound of organs exchanged for a bag of Jack Link's
Turkey Jerky, Original Tender Bites
Jalapeno Sizzle Beef & Cheese Combo
Pepperoni Snack Stick, Teriyaki Chew
All available at a fine retailer near you

Squatchgate

Evil ancient, entombed, resting, restoring
My voice in the void in your heart, I'm imploring
You to slide the lid off this coffin of concrete
Set me free, dance to the beat of this pestilent dawning

Vicious, pernicious, and vile to the bone
Whispers echo within these walls of black stone
Rumors of my return, talk of my regenesis
Necromancers give rise to the Count of this edifice

My fangs in your veins
Sinking in, sucking out
Your lifesblood, my breakfast
Soul drained, body breathless
Air of terror slithers and pervades
Through these halls my boundless power penetrates
To the window, to the wall, all who cross me shall fall
Reign of hatred, 'til I'm feared and revered by all

Boil in your broth and be poured onto the earth
Dying at my hand's been your purpose from birth
Vitalized by fear, I will feed upon your flesh
Your blood shaken, not stirred, vengeance on my breath

Vanquished by my vampiric ire
Anguish all the way to the funeral pyre
Thrown into the moat, wrapped in a coat of barbed wire
Slain right where you stand, roasted on an open fire
Rotisserie victims
My craving for crimson
In red it is written
My savagery vindictive

Count Spudula

Candlelit romance with a purpose
We're making love to conjure up something special
Seven souls sent to the eternal furnace
Now it's just you and me and the devil

Shake, shake, shake until that Blackcraft bikini's off
This song's a one-way ticket to a slot at Beach Goth
We'll bake under the sun until it goes down like a nun
The moon is out and now it's time for me to come undone

Pentagram in the sand, black hair wrapped around my hand
Wild, free, 666 inches deep, sex magic on the beach
Candlelit romance with a purpose
We're making love to conjure up something special
Seven souls sent to the eternal furnace
Now it's just you and me and the devil
Wild, free, 666 inches deep, sex magic on the beach

Candlelit romance with a purpose
We're making love to conjure up something special
Seven souls sent to the eternal furnace
Now it's just you and me and the devil
Better homes & gardens, better living through sinning
We'll wake up with burns that we don't remember getting
Surfing competition and it looks like Satan's winning
Evil is ashore and this is only the beginning

When the tide swells we'll tan forever in Hell

Sex Magic On The Beach

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Over the bloody river and through the haunted woods
Purveyor of bewitched wares and otherworldly goods
Hovel of the wizard, dungeon filled with strange elixirs
Dusty sleeve hangs lower than thine wench's womanhood

Hermetic magician formidable, helping hand or kiss of the end
Alchemist churning, frankincense burning, sigils of black smoke ascend
Den of the necromancer, protected by hexes, secluded
Conjuration, transfiguration, shrines to the other side shimmer translucent

Sorceror shrouded in shadows, enchanter perched in the trees
Cavernous call of the wild, source of the whispers seeping through the breeze
Divination, untranslated, to the ceiling books of ancient texts are stacked
Hocus pocus hut hidden betwixt twisted branches and misleading paths

Power drawn from above and below, lunar tranquility
Balance pulled from beams of light, solar stability
Earthly energy harvested and stirred into concoctions
Astral magic, stars fall from the sky into the cauldron

Cloistered Clairvoyant

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Residual energy, lingering, lurking
Echoes of unsettled spirits, spectral chaos surging
Infestation, oppression, possession
The devil manifested, staring back in your reflection

The air is stained with vapors of malevolence
Chapters of the past that refuse to fade away
Evils unspoken, unresolved, inducing breathlessness
Chromatic exodus on sight, the color exits from your face

Ghostly green glow
Radiating out of every whereabout that your gut begs you not to go
Gruesome ground zero
Concentrated hatred, disembodied demons wander to and fro

An atmosphere as dead as the leaves on the ground
Grips your throat and guides you to an untimely grave
Latched on like a timebomb, an violent death dispensary
Parasitic, paranormal life force drain

Residual energy, lingering, lurking
Echoes of unsettled spirits, spectral chaos surging
Infestation, oppression, possession
The devil manifested, staring back in your reflection

Postmortem aggression, death fluttering fluorescent
A levitating mass of energy completely negative

Every square foot soaked in ancient animosity
No shimmer of hope when it's your soul set in the sights
Omnipresent, inescapable monstrosity
Jaw ripped clean off, aghast, psyche sucked out, replaced with fright

Your body belongs to me, I'm free
Never again the real you be seen

Stone Tape

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Poised to pillage and pervert every pillar of god's earth
The holiest submit and commit heinous acts
Pray to survive, run, try to hide, draw out your demise
The shadow of a habit halts you dead in your tracks
Blackest ever black, now there's no turning back
Trapped and dragged into Hell via Valak

Inversion of sacred, sisters all stripped naked
The stench of decay permeates
Light of Christ shines not here, body seered and blood smeared
Upon crossed used to penetrate

Curse upon this convent, cloister condemned
Clandestine witchery, death in your destiny
Give in to the fire that flickers within
Keep your eyes forward, witness fatal heresy
Blasphemous actions lyrical
Opposite of a miracle
Vile sacrifice, prophecy spiritual
The X-ing of every anointed individual

Cavernous choir an omen
Profane incantations spoken
Smoke in the chapel, the seal is broken
The alchemist's portal is open
Man of the cloth after man of the cloth
Sent by the Vatican straight into the arms of Satan
Biblical violence, spirits snuffed out in silence
Celebrated by [slow heavy metal music playing]

Dragged into Hell via Valak

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