(UPDATE AS OF LATE 2023: The Hinge account has been paused on account of Things and Stuff. :] )
ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION:
And by "me," I mean "the human being running this account," and not "the monochromatic avatar that represents the human running this account." I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I am not a black and white woman perpetually wearing a mask and gloves in real life. But, hey, maybe one of you out there will have the (mis)fortune of running into me on one of these apps! And if you do, and you suspect it's me, don't be weird about it, m'kay? I'm just somebody, and I like my privacy on the whole, don't go spreading that news around.

As for the joke, this whole thing is composed of old ingredients. I made that thumbnail a long time ago for a more serious mashup about loneliness, but I never got around to making it, and I had intended to use "Why you always Lying" with "Fluffing a Duck" but while using a different joke. So it's an old concept with an old thumbnail, for a day where I really don't have anything else to post. Y'all are just going to have to put up with it, alright? No guarantee I'll have something this coming weekend either, since I'm moving again, but I'll see what I can do.

SOURCES:
Why You Always Lying - Nicholas Fraser (based on Too Close by Next)
Fluffing a Duck - Kevin Macleod 
The Time (Dirty Bit) - Black Eyed Peas
I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island (ft. Akon)
Various meme sound effects 

Take care, and stay safe out there!

Not that it's relevant to you all, but I was a hinge user

dear god why did taylor swift name her song fortnight

sans the night

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour parody album. Original lyrics, instrumental and vocals created and mixed using Suno AI and Audacity

Song Lyrics:

7. Ballin'

I’m on deck, like a swing set — so don’t forget
My eyes on the pin like a flag shot threat
All these Bogeymen suspect, I give 'em no respect
That’s how a champ sinks birdies direct

I blow minds like Toadette — then line up and get set
Could be rough, could be Janice, but I’m clean with the net
I’m raising my game like a power-up flex
Putting work on the green, no need to bench press

I’m laughing so hard it's tight in my vest
Ain’t chasing coins — I’m enjoying the quest
Wait a couple rounds, then rise through the tests
My dog's wildcards, like we playing with vets

I weigh the stroke against wind, then let it finesse
Then chip in so clean, I make Peach feel blessed
Extend my club, drop a shot when I’m on
My future’s shining like the fairway at dawn

I roll deep like the red brother, green brother too
Power shot so mean, got Bowser like “who!?”
Young man with a plan, never stuck in the rough
If trouble’s on course, then I’m callin’ its bluff

You get mad? I get better—watch the tempo switch
Club in hand, flip the stance, now your stuck in a ditch
Are you sweating? You look ridiculous, bro
I sink a hundred-footer while you stuck in the snow

No gimmicks, I’m clinical, miracle plays
From the fairway haze to those par-3 days
I’m that fade shot phantom, I ghost through the field
Leave 'em shook on the green when they laying their eggs

Power bar full, and I never misjudge
Tourney champ, crowd jump like I gave 'em a nudge
From blue pipe dreams to that championship track
Every swing got heat — ain’t no lookin’ back
(wow)


Ballin'

i made the thing

this track is useless even by my standards

Shelter Tutorial

Well, the Meme Machine told me to invest in Wow Wow Mashups

mario breaks

Revenge In The Desert

Your justice... ENDS HERE.

I'd wanted to do something with the Persona 5 OST and Justice for a while now, so this finally came to be.

Songs used:
Persona 5 OST - 'Last Surprise'
Justice - 'Waters of Nazareth'
Breathe Carolina - 'Blackout'

Waters of Mementos

This is was a mess.

pls go follow https://soundcloud.com/onpp for new shit

Well, the Meme Machine told me to invest in Wow Wow Mashups

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