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I’ve got an idea for an experiment 
The theme of it is equestrian
I had the idea walking past Toys 'R' Us
When I had the sudden urge to bust a nut

I’m gonna put this figurine in a jar
You will never believe what I’ve got planned next
Now here comes the fun part
Time to fill it up and let it fester

Oops
I left it out
A little bit too long
Now it has turned brown
Well I guess it’s
Time to throw it out
But first lets give it a sip
Oh it’s rather nice
I’m going to scull it

The Greatest Idea In Human History

Ladies And Gentlemen, Without A Safety Net, I Shall Now Do The Unthinkable

Ode to Class 9 (Whoopsie Daisy)

I need to wind down I
Really need to quiet down I
Imagine a joyous place
Not unlike the Gold Coast

So out of nowhere, I decided to go cross-country
Fly interstate, away from all my headaches and complications

I brought my family along
My wife and even my dog
Everyone was there, they were ready waiting in the ‘Splash Zone’

So I surprised them
With my cum in my hands
They wanted to go Wet 'n' Wild
But it was way too late

(Cum in my hands)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(And then I clap)
No, no, no
(Cum in my hands)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(And I then clap)
No, no, no

I got cum right in my hands 
I’m gonna cum just like all my favourite bands

But I can't clap with that cum inside my hands
My hands

(Cum in my hands)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(And then I clap)
No, no, no
(Cum in my hands)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(And I then clap)
No, no, no

new rap song ready drop the beat unhh, yeah yeah

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 just a 6inch italian herbs and cheese thannks yeah yeah, yeah just a meatball sub thanks 

yeah no extra cheese 

yeah    man, just marinara sauce yeah salt and pepper please yeah  can i grab some cookies too??

 yeah 4 for 3 dollars? yeah just two double choc and one rainbow thanks yeah 

vanilla coke too thanks 
yeah wantt a bag too thbanks 
just on card thank you

Rope Inventor