Na seedha chalu kyuki takshak mastak mein..
Kehlaata aksar sarpbhaksh main..
Meri gati mein maqsad pratyaksh hai..
Raktpaat latpat ab path pe.
Sapera, baar baar kardu khatam..
17+4+4 karta janam..
Kankhajoore gaane jab main likhu..
Karta poore kaan tab main garam.
Antim ye sanskaar ab..
Asli mera kaaryakram..
Varjish kar na paaye tum..
Mujhme kartab ka hai gun.
Ye halchal har ghar tak kardu..
Jhat pat se sankat hardu..
Natkhat yu na sar chad tu..
Ganga dhar dhaara bhar du.
Main karta ghar ka..
Tu bas hai ladka bhatka..
To ab aakad na karna..
Vadh varna karna padta.
Saari mit jaye aashanka..
Jab beta sharma sanka..
Jo tha aankho mein radka..
Wo saalakho mein khadka. 
Kattapa nahi, main bahubali..
Tambaaku mali, fukaadu kali..
Tu aake to mil, na taapu gali..
Main haan bruce lee, tu daaku mandeer.
Bhi jake abhi le aa na chahe..
Hain saath aghori dar na paate..
Na chale fir mukke ghoose laatein..
Kare mantar bandar banaadein.
Yahi tantar shabdo mein daale..
Kabhi jantar mantar ghumaadein..
Jo kar sharyatantra timtimaate..
Hain ghar par, andar bhinbhinaate.
Tu jungle mangal karke aa be..
Main hunter, hunter pe nachaake..
Columbus bankar, show se aake..
Bajata shankh, ab samjha kya be.
Kyu hum hawa mein.
Main dashak mein sau baari shatak banadu..
Bas chalne do abhi tak to main khada hu..
Sabse bade gunde se khareedu asla..
Fir do din mein usi pe goli chaladu.
Main chhori pataa lu..🤠
Ya sorry mangaa lu..🤠
Hain aise na shouk..
Main sooli pe taangu..
Main matthe pe aisa jo balla bajaadu..
Ki bane jo saare ye kohli bhaga du.
Main tridev raja trilok ka..
Main trikon mein nahi doobta..
Trinetra khule vilochana..
Nikle jab akshar kanth se.
Kyuki mere takshak mastak mein..
Takshak mastak mein.

Parashot