Name: NET ZERO HERO by Bernice Walsh
Duration: 3 min 51 s
Description: Political situation of the UK. struggling.

if in your country your being robbed, pls, repost this. here locally it's £57.00 for 2 lamb steaks.

Though there are political undertones, the song can be heard and appreciated applying it to one's own circumstances.  Always the vocals are standout.  Excellent work.

Getting singing lessons from Julie Bristow. want to be brilliant before I go out gigging. need guts and confidence.

A ramshackle talking blues song about a guy trying to reach his lady on a payphone.

Lyrics:
I'm heading out
I've got to call my girl
I'm out there
Looking for the last payphone in the modern world

I sold my soul to Ma Bell
Waiting outside the Texico
Using the last payphone in the modern world
I've been saving my dimes
Everybody wants to use this phone

They used to have a payphone
Inside the Roosevelt Hotel
But they removed it
Because it brought in "undesirables"
Hey, that would be me!
Last payphone in the modern world
(Lordy, Lordy, Lordy!!!)

Oh, there used to be a payphone
Behind the liquor store
The owner used to let you use his cell phone
But he says:
"No more!"
The last payphone in the modern world

Hey Mister, I'm next
I've been saving my dimes
I've got to call my girl
Let her know how much I'm alive
The last payphone in the modern world.

The Last Payphone In The Modern World

Cast of Characters:
Surfers Like Us– @user-411502040 –Artur–composition, arrangement, and Fender Jaguar delayed, foundational rhythm guitar
Llanpsych -- @llanpsych -- Tez – Fender Stratocaster electric guitar, production, mix, and mastering
J.J. Terrell– @j-j-terrell – electric piano and organ
K2 and the Three [and the Four]--@k2andthe3, @k2-kara –Ken -- drums
Entheogenic Psychonaught (Josh Clary)– @josh-clary-1 –Josh – Warwick fretless four-string bass and PRS EG semi-hollow body electric guitar

First of all, we wish the happiest Thanksgiving to all our wonderful SoundCloud friends and family. This song began as a twinkle in Artur's eye a couple months ago. Hey composed it with his Jaguar, as that is the premium surf guitar out there, and shared it with Tez, who invited the rest of us onto the project. 
   Tez, being the first on the boat, added his thrilling guitar fills and solos first. It was kind of odd the way we did this one, in fact, with the melodic/chordal instruments first, followed by the rhythm section. That said, JJ was next up to bat, adding his magical electric piano and soaring organ. Ken was first up for the backline, adding his driving drums. Josh then finally added his fretless bass to the stew. But before he was done, Josh also added the guitar solo you hear from 1:30-1:55. 
  After it was all said and done, we asked Tez to mix it for us, as he is a master producer and mixer. 
  This is the latest in a long line of surf rock songs of Artur's we've been fortunate enough to get to play with. He is the surfingest Polish fellow you will ever come across, and a wonderful, familiar collaborator with Eclectic Collective. We hope you enjoy listening to this as much as we enjoyed creating it.

Surf Vibe (Eclectic Collective with Surfers Like Us)

Another track , written, played and recorded while Netta was visiting Australia from Norway….cheers for having a listen and your support👍
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The hours towards the night
They Seem so dark
That’s just because
We’re apart

The dreams last night
Now so real
That’s just because
Of how we feel
In the wee hours of the night
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Up there in the distance
I know there’s a light
And you and I will soon
Reunite

The mutual connection
The way that we see
This is how we stay
Quite happily
In the wee hours of the night 
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The hours towards the night
They seem so dark
That’s just because
We’re apart
In the wee hours of the night

Up there in the distance
I know there’s a light
And you and I will soon
Reunite

The mutual connection.
The way that we see
This is how we stay
Quite happily
In the wee hours of the night

In The Wee Hours

A stripped down  acoustic version of my song with just my Taylor 114ce guitar and my voice.

The North Pole was melting
And fearing a catastrophe
Santa hitched up his reindeer and flew to Washington DC

The Air Force saw him approaching
They scrambled a fighter jet
They almost shot him down before they realized he wasn’t a threat

They escorted him to the white house
To meet the president.
They posed for a photo together and then Santa Started to vent.

He said please mister president
I know you want to drill baby drill
But all those CO2 emissions are making the North Pole ill

He said I’m sorry Father Christmas
But I’m not interested in energy that’s green
it’s more important to me that we have cheap gasoline
And free Toys made by Elves in the North Pole sounds very nice
But you’re taking away American jobs, so I won’t take your advice

Then Santa said that since the ice will soon melt away
He asked the President if they could move to the USA

He said you and Misses Clause are welcome
because you look just like me
But we can’t have those pointy eared elves
Living here in the land of the free

So Santa flew back to the north pole
And sitting on the last patch of ice
Was a giant spaceship that even Elon Musk thought looked very nice
The Elves had built it while he was gone
tears of sadness ran down Santa’s face
And they all got on the ship, and they flew off into outer space

Now every Christmas Eve people look up at the sky
And they think about those good old days when Santa used to fly
Toys made by elves in the North Pole sure would be nice
But at least we get to buy our gasoline for a very cheap price.

The North Pole Was Melting (Acoustic)

A special tribute to the band America , My version of ( This is for all the lonely people )

This is for all the Lonely People (Tribute to the band America)

This is a song about an escalated night of Christmas drinking.
Starring: You and me and a  Mall Santa Claus ( a Harry Dean Stanton type character).
This is probably the most depressing Christmas song ever.
Happy Holidays!

Lyrics:
Yeah (well) anyways...
I guess I'm your guardian angel
I should  wish you good luck
I've been sent by"The Entities" above
To get you out of your Christmas rut

I went down to the bar
I know that you couldn't go far
You've let yourself go soft
I gave my better judgment the day off
I'm full of Christmas cheer
I've got 10 cases of imported beer
I'm moving out tables and chairs
We're gonna have a dance floor here!

I've been writing Christmas songs
I hope you'll all dance along
and sing along
I'm spinning records of Metal and Motown songs
Songs for everyone
Even if you feel like you don't belong

Oh, when I was a child
My mother took me to go see Santa Claus
At a broken down mall
With a broken down Santa Claus
And I said:
"Santa Claus, what can I do to have everything I want in my life?"
And Santa Claus said to me:
"Get your head out of your own asshole Son"

Ahhh yeah
Get out of your Christmas rut!
I've got some dynamite in my trunk
Let's get you out of your Christmas rut!
I've got a present for you
It's a box of old dumb luck

There goes Santa Claus
Walking home from the Mall
I think he's got a bottle of Ripple in him
Go, Santa Claus, go!!!

Ahhhh, come on
Get out of your Christmas rut!
We're drinking with a Mall Santa Claus
That's (Huh?) down on his luck
C'mon, get out of that Christmas rut!
How about loaning your guardian angel
About $150 bucks?

(Holiday Bell Ringer: )
The holidays  
It's about family
And friends
And peace on earth

(Drunk Santa comment:) 
Yeah?!?! (ha)" Peace on Earth"
More like 'piece of the action' if you ask me!

Lucy Clip: "You're in a rut! A big fat rut!
"I think we're gonna need some good Attorneys"
Get out of your Christmas rut!

Christmas Rut!

Winter song - Frosty mornings painting all the trees. Cold winds blowing, running through the leaves

Winter Glow

A Fenske and Sons Song about a person's dedication to Jesus Christ.

Written by Russ and Nick Fenske 

SOUL - Female Version

Production of Musical Composition and Vocals by SUNO Ai. 

Cover Art credit to Meta Ai. 

Snapseed for all the changes to the original Cover Art. 

Shout out to Ai Retouch Pro who assists in many ways.

Final Cover Art by Nick Fenske

Song Coordinator - Nick Fenske

On This Day - Female Soul

Cast of Characters:
Paul Young — PRS SE semi-hollow body electric guitar
Entheogenic Psychonaught (Josh Clary)– @josh-clary-1 – Upright double bass and organ
K2 and the Three [and the Four] -- @k2andthe3, @k2-kara –Ken–drums
TexMex Shaman–@texmex-shaman –Stephen– Earl Scruggs custom banjo, production, mix, and mastering

This is a song that Josh and his cousin Paul came up with on Thanksgiving night, after everyone went to bed. They were working on a much longer composition, but got stuck in the jam after looking at each other and wordlessly saying, "this is the magic, stick with it." We were playing an electric guitar and a stand-up bass to a looper disco beat when we recorded this. So, of course, Josh asked Ken if he'd add some real drums, which he did as though he were in the room jamming with us. Then josh laid down some organ to go with the jam. Josh and Stephen also had the idea to add some banjo in here, which Stephen did like the excellent musician he is. He also managed to mix this live recording hybrid with exceptional skill. 
  This is an example of two musicians who are intimately familiar with each other, and each other's playing and sensibilities, accompanied by two other musicians who have become nearly as familiar over the past few years. Happy belated Turkey Day to everyone. We hope you enjoy listening to this as much as we enjoyed making it

The Ice Melted-Paul Young/Eclectic Collective

The Ghost of Christmas Present

Intro
(icy synth pad, slow piano, distant bells)


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Verse 1
The city’s dressed up pretty,
red ribbons, fake snow
They’re singing songs about coming home
I locked that door years ago

I watch the faces passing by
looking warm, looking sure
Trying to find the one expression
that doesn’t believe anymore


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Pre-Chorus
I don’t need the ghost of Christmas Past
I made peace with those mistakes
I’m scared of the one standing right here
The quiet ache the tinsel can’t break


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Hook
Oh, the Ghost of Christmas Present
He sits at the table I set for two
He doesn’t say a word
Just shows me everything I’m not

A bitter, beautiful truth


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Verse 2
I opened the one card that mattered
It was empty, signed “Anyone who cares”
I pour two glasses of cheap wine
One for me, one for the empty chair

I’m starting to like this silence
More than the stories you tell
At least it doesn’t promise heaven
Just delivers what’s real


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Pre-Chorus
I don’t miss the way it was before
Or the lies we used to dress
I’m afraid of the life I’m living
Wrapped in lights, feeling less


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Hook
Oh, the Ghost of Christmas Present
He sits at the table I set for two
He doesn’t say a word
Just shows me everything I’m not

A bitter, beautiful truth


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Bridge
(beat drops, minimal drone, reverbed piano)

Tell me, what’s the point of waiting for a miracle
When you already know the ending?

(spoken, close whisper, almost breaking the fourth wall)
It’s all here.
Right now.
The perfect, polished loneliness.


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Final Hook
Oh, the Ghost of Christmas Present
Still sitting at the table for two
He doesn’t say a word
Just shows me everything I’m not

A bitter, beautiful truth
A bitter, beautiful truth


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Outro
(pads fade, detuned chime)

…The quiet ache.

The Ghost of Christmas Present

Political situation of the UK. struggling. 

NET ZERO HERO

Merry Christmas to my followers and new listeners. 
All 49  songs composed and Arranged By me. 
produced By Tim Bond, engineering, mastered on Soundcloud. 
instruments me, guitars vocals and BV
Tim multi instrumentalist. 

please send your story to bernicetaxi@gmail.com and ill write you a song. Prolific songwriter here. 
Merry Christmas to you all Darlings. 

NET ZERO HERO

Bernice Walsh

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